Posted on 08/06/2010 8:05:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Harding began cutting taxes as soon after he took office, not to mention establishing Bureau of the Budget, Revenue Act of 1921, Fordney-McCumber Tariff, etc.
Though not perfect, Harding taught us what Zeewoe should do now w/ regards to the economy.
Why??
Because it worked.
Gloria Borger still has a job?
Who knew?!!!
Since then, I haven't believed much of anything from anyone in Congress nor the media except Rush and a few others. Though IMHO, Rush was slow to put the truth on air before the 2008 election.
With regards to economic recovery, this country is basically on a train headed to a economic 3000 ft deep canyon and the bridge is out. It's gonna get much worse economically.
Why?
We have $100 trillion worth of unfunded liabilities coming due w/in the next 20 years......go figure.
Do you get 24/7?
The new Newsweek parody is bloody hilarious!
1 billion and counting.
Love this African American caller.
I had a hispanic coworker ask me yesterday where he could join a teaparty.
He said he was fed up with this administration.
That’s wonderful, what did you tell him?
I told him there are lots of local chapters and that the first teaparty in the nation was in Fort Worth.
Then I told him to vote in Nov!
Dallas has huge tea party rallies IIRC.
Yup. They have many large chapters and rallys.
LOL, W ordered a “grape” PBJ. Love it.
Have you gone to any tea party events? I’ve been to everyone here in our Nation’s Capitol. :-O
Nope I have never been to one, but I have protested Sheehan and the rest in Crawford with the FReepers.
Rush is putting up a Facebook page?
Karl Rove hosting! Great!
Yep, he announced that a couple days ago.
I don’t read books about faces tho.
I don’t do face book either.
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