Posted on 08/06/2010 8:05:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Thursday pings.
Hey! It’s Friday here.
Friday*
Could you please fix the header to say Friday?
Worst week ever!
Yea...I realized I typed Thursday after I hit post. lol. Total blonde moment.
{HUGS}
Thanks. :) I think my brain has been fried.
bttt
Morning!
Did you see this? They’re holding free performances in several cities, including somewhere in KY. I’m going to try to go to the Pgh show on September 11.
http://spiritofamerica.mdw.army.mil/
Sunshine State Rains on Health Care Reform
Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum gives an update on his lawsuit over Obama’s health care law
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4303976/sunshine-state-rains-on-health-care-reform
Thanks - That definitely sounds like a great show!
Friday bump
Haslam is such a RINO disaster that I will be voting for Carl “Two Feathers” Whitaker for Tennessee Governor.
Did Rush mention he’s off Monday? The fill in is Karl Rove.....
Thank God It’s Thursday!
Sorry, couldn’t hep ma seff....
Karl Rove on Monday really?
I can hear Libtard heads exploding now!
Yeah, I read that this am....
Thursday was so great I had to live it twice. lol.
Were you affected by the storms? We never got anything but dark clouds.
Yes the electricity went off but not for very long. There was a tornado south of us but didn’t touch down apparently.
Woww... Rush is really telling the truth today w/ regards to where the US economy is headed. Unfortunately, Zeewoe is doing exactly what he and the socialists have planned.
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