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You can PROVE that you're a male, female or pregnant. How do you prove that you're GAY? (vanity)
8/08/10 | Libloather

Posted on 08/08/2010 10:59:55 PM PDT by Libloather

This applies to the BRAND NEW gay marriage law.

You can prove where you were at some point and time. You can prove that you pay taxes. You can prove you're pregnant.

In the eyes of the court, how do you prove that you're gay?


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: court; female; gay; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; male
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A question I've axed a THOUSAND times - without an answer.
1 posted on 08/08/2010 10:59:58 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather

Well, do this, and if it makes you puke, then you probably aren’t gay.


2 posted on 08/08/2010 11:01:54 PM PDT by ansel12 (Mitt: "I was an independent during the time of Reagan-Bush. I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush")
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To: Libloather

Their fabulous wardrobe???


3 posted on 08/08/2010 11:04:22 PM PDT by correctthought (Hippies, want to change the world, but all they ever do is smoke pot and smell bad)
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To: Libloather

It’s easy to spot.

Isaiah 3:9
The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not.


4 posted on 08/08/2010 11:07:05 PM PDT by Ripliancum ("As He died to make men holy, let us live to make men free")
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To: Libloather

French kiss the judge if of opposite sex?


5 posted on 08/08/2010 11:08:29 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: AlexW

I mean same sex.


6 posted on 08/08/2010 11:10:35 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: Libloather

And that was Corporal Klinger’s problem...


7 posted on 08/08/2010 11:11:12 PM PDT by bootless (Never Forget. Never Again. (PursuingLiberty.com))
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To: Libloather

The lisp of course.


8 posted on 08/08/2010 11:11:19 PM PDT by w1andsodidwe (How can you tell when the President is lying? When his lips move, of course.)
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To: Libloather

Exactly the same way that you “prove” you’re straight when you marry a woman. ie Not really necessary.


9 posted on 08/08/2010 11:11:30 PM PDT by MetaThought
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To: Libloather

This is a great question which leads inexorably to this: people will game the system to their own advantage. There are some legal advantages to marriage, of course, and if it takes proclaiming you’re gay... how will they know? The honor system? LOL


10 posted on 08/08/2010 11:11:40 PM PDT by redpoll
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To: Libloather

If male ask them what ERA stands for, if they say equal rights ammendment they are gay, ask them their favorte Barbara Streistand song, if they can name a song they are gay. There is also a test where you tell thm their nails are dirty, if they extend their arm and fan their fingers they are gay.


11 posted on 08/08/2010 11:12:43 PM PDT by LukeL (Yasser Arafat: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize")
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To: Libloather

Same way you prove you’re straight?


12 posted on 08/08/2010 11:14:12 PM PDT by Kimberly GG ("Path to Citizenship" Amnesty candidates will NOT get my vote! DeMint, 2012)
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To: MetaThought
Exactly the same way that you “prove” you’re straight when you marry a woman. ie Not really necessary.

I'm thinking that marriage isn't and never was defined as a contract between two "straights" but rather, between a male and a female.

13 posted on 08/08/2010 11:14:38 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Libloather

By the size of their gerbil?


14 posted on 08/08/2010 11:15:57 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (It's easy being a communist when you're rich.)
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To: Libloather

I was friends with a lesbian who was married to an ex-gay, and she had only had sexual experiences with him, but she knew that she was a lesbian.

True story.


15 posted on 08/08/2010 11:17:04 PM PDT by struggle ((The struggle continues))
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To: w1andsodidwe

Are you saying Rudy Giuliani is gay?


16 posted on 08/08/2010 11:17:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Libloather
Here's a test:

If you saw the gun first....You're gay.

17 posted on 08/08/2010 11:20:14 PM PDT by ExcursionGuy84
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To: Libloather

I was just thinking this today too. I mean, if we get same-sex marriage, friends can “marry” for the tax break and the health bennies. Just sign a pre-nup and take advantage.


18 posted on 08/08/2010 11:21:39 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (I can see November from my house.)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

what gun?


19 posted on 08/08/2010 11:21:45 PM PDT by LukeL (Yasser Arafat: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize")
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To: Libloather

March in one of their parades?


20 posted on 08/08/2010 11:23:00 PM PDT by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

If you saw the fabulous stucco wall treatment first, you’re really gay...


21 posted on 08/08/2010 11:27:13 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: Libloather

I’ m Sparticus!


22 posted on 08/08/2010 11:27:50 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: Libloather

I’ m Sparticus!


23 posted on 08/08/2010 11:27:55 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: Libloather

24 posted on 08/08/2010 11:28:06 PM PDT by Gomez (killer of threads)
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To: Libloather
You can PROVE that you're a male, female or pregnant.

Bob Seger's got a beard and people don't know if he's a woman or a man when he walks into a restaurant.
25 posted on 08/08/2010 11:28:47 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

Well, there you go. Gay marriage will be defined as marriage between a man and another man.


26 posted on 08/08/2010 11:32:48 PM PDT by MetaThought
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

The marriage in my previous post should be “marriage”.


27 posted on 08/08/2010 11:34:08 PM PDT by MetaThought
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To: Libloather

Gay jeans. Of course.


28 posted on 08/08/2010 11:35:50 PM PDT by smokingfrog (freerepublic.com - Now 100% flag free.)
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To: struggle

I believe it. I used to watch Oprah (lol) and she regularly had guests with similar stories. Being married or having sex with the opposite sex doesn’t mean yer straight. And being a man or woman doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a man or woman, either.

So, depending on what preferential benefits are given to GLBTs for their “minority” status I can easily see hetro couples declaring they’re gay or bi or not really a man or woman at all. And nobody can prove otherwise.


29 posted on 08/08/2010 11:36:31 PM PDT by Nickname
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To: Libloather

Well, here’s your answer. If a man gets physically aroused by the sight of naked men, then it’s a pretty good bet he’s a poofter.

I think that qualifies as proof.


30 posted on 08/08/2010 11:36:58 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Rastus

ROFLMAO!

[but he’s always outnumbered so he doesn’t dare make a stand]


31 posted on 08/08/2010 11:39:25 PM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: Salamander

Plus, he’s strung out from the road *and* shaking off the cold. Nothing left to do but pretend it doesn’t bother him.


32 posted on 08/08/2010 11:44:26 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: ExcursionGuy84
You know what? When it's time for a picture of a hot chick, some guys on FR post some overtanned, plastic fantastic bimbo, but this is niiiice. Her shirt is a wee bit redundant, though!

I have natural C cup boobs and no tattoos or body piercings. I live in Arizona and will be starting college in the fall.

If she's in favor of SB 1070, she's the perfect woman (albeit, a little too young).
33 posted on 08/08/2010 11:47:07 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Rastus

Sure there is...there’s always the day’s last cigarette to look forward to....:)


34 posted on 08/08/2010 11:48:25 PM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: Libloather

The same way you prove you’ll love, honor and cherish and all that—or in a religious wedding, you prove you believe in God—you give your word. And everyone always answers truthfully to uphold those promises, right?


35 posted on 08/08/2010 11:57:52 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("Fanaticism is described as redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim."-G. Santayana)
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To: Salamander

The reasonably rare studio version, in case you haven’t heard it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaxjUUdGdH8


36 posted on 08/09/2010 12:01:58 AM PDT by Rastus
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To: Libloather

Your question is irrelevant to the gay marriage issue. You don’t have to “prove” you are gay. Two straight men could marry if they wanted to. In fact, if two straight men went to get a marriage license and said they were straight and wanted to marry for benefits only, there would be no stopping them if Prop 8 is not upheld by the Supreme Court. Once “same sex” marriage is legal, the clerk won’t even be able ask you if you are straight or gay. Two guys get a marriage license, it’s legal, and that is that.


37 posted on 08/09/2010 12:02:13 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (California Bankruptcy in 4... 3... 2...)
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To: Rastus

“Her shirt is a wee bit redundant, though! “

In these times of “trans-gender surgery”, no, it’s not, really.

Case in point;

Working at a local store I frequent, there’s a “woman” who isn’t.

My Dobermann, [being “all man”] loves every lady he meets.

He was loving up the other girl who works at the store when the not-quite-right person walks out, wanting to fuss over him, too.

He literally stopped in his tracks, his jaw dropped open and he looked very puzzled.

So, he did what all dogs naturally do...he rammed his snout into “her” crotch.

Then, he quickly stepped back, raised his hackles and gave a low growl and refused to let him/her/whatever touch him.

He didn’t want to be nasty so he stood behind me until it left, with me apologizing for his lack of manners.

She may “look like a woman” ~now~ but *still* he knew she smelled like a man and I think it blew his mind.

Even “dumb animals” know when something’s flat out _wrong_.


38 posted on 08/09/2010 12:02:20 AM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: Rastus

OMG....wow.

Downloaded to the iPod.

Thanks!


39 posted on 08/09/2010 12:08:58 AM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: Libloather

Neat with a fondness for showtunes..


40 posted on 08/09/2010 12:25:28 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: Libloather

I wonder about it too. It appears to not be based on sexual prefernece but on gender. I see nothing in the rulings requiring one to be gay. I also wonder about Ted Olsen. He seems to be basing his argument on the equal protection clause. Well how about all the laws the Feds have passed that do not comply with this part of the Constitution. Many Liberal laws do not apply to all citizens equally. I wonder if a Supreme Court ruling here would set precedent to overturn a lot of ‘unequal’ Liberal laws?


41 posted on 08/09/2010 12:43:11 AM PDT by screaminsunshine (m)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free
Do you know the origin of the Marraige ‘License’? I think these problems did not exist prior to the licensing requirement.
42 posted on 08/09/2010 12:50:49 AM PDT by screaminsunshine (m)
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To: Libloather

Better question: If one gay in a marriage decides to go straight, does it invalidate their marriage?

My younger brother said he became gay because he “couldn’t get women”. That contradicts the idea that you are “born that way”, at least for some of them.

My personal belief is that as my brother became more liberal, he subconsciously realized that he was the oppressor class in all these liberal social arguments because he was white, male and Christian. It’s no fun being a liberal if everyone else gets to play the victim card, and you can’t. So, combine this with his social failures and he became a perfect target for recruitment in the gay cult. He finds acceptance and sexual gratification plus he now gets to see himself as an oppressed victim, not a hated oppressor.

But you’ll never convince me he was “born gay”. He chose becoming gay out of political opportunism.


43 posted on 08/09/2010 1:12:50 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Washington, we Texans want a divorce!)
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To: Libloather

BFL


44 posted on 08/09/2010 1:45:36 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Libloather

You’re two guys and you are shopping at World Market.


45 posted on 08/09/2010 1:51:47 AM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

What gun?


46 posted on 08/09/2010 1:52:36 AM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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To: Libloather

You can’t prove that you’re gay because gay isn’t a state of being. It is merely a collection of chosen actions that some people do.


47 posted on 08/09/2010 1:53:09 AM PDT by meyer (Our own government has become our enemy,...)
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To: Ripliancum

Well those who WANT to be gay are obvious. That wasn’t the question. What stops it from being used as a masquerade by non-gay?


48 posted on 08/09/2010 2:13:08 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: ExcursionGuy84

What if you saw the text first?


49 posted on 08/09/2010 2:15:43 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: Libloather

50 posted on 08/09/2010 3:07:32 AM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (Any man may make a mistake ; none but a fool will persist in it . { Latin proverb })
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