Skip to comments.You can PROVE that you're a male, female or pregnant. How do you prove that you're GAY? (vanity)
Posted on 08/08/2010 10:59:55 PM PDT by Libloather
This applies to the BRAND NEW gay marriage law.
You can prove where you were at some point and time. You can prove that you pay taxes. You can prove you're pregnant.
In the eyes of the court, how do you prove that you're gay?
Well, do this, and if it makes you puke, then you probably aren’t gay.
Their fabulous wardrobe???
It’s easy to spot.
The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not.
French kiss the judge if of opposite sex?
I mean same sex.
And that was Corporal Klinger’s problem...
The lisp of course.
Exactly the same way that you “prove” you’re straight when you marry a woman. ie Not really necessary.
This is a great question which leads inexorably to this: people will game the system to their own advantage. There are some legal advantages to marriage, of course, and if it takes proclaiming you’re gay... how will they know? The honor system? LOL
If male ask them what ERA stands for, if they say equal rights ammendment they are gay, ask them their favorte Barbara Streistand song, if they can name a song they are gay. There is also a test where you tell thm their nails are dirty, if they extend their arm and fan their fingers they are gay.
Same way you prove you’re straight?
I'm thinking that marriage isn't and never was defined as a contract between two "straights" but rather, between a male and a female.
By the size of their gerbil?
I was friends with a lesbian who was married to an ex-gay, and she had only had sexual experiences with him, but she knew that she was a lesbian.
Are you saying Rudy Giuliani is gay?
If you saw the gun first....You're gay.
I was just thinking this today too. I mean, if we get same-sex marriage, friends can “marry” for the tax break and the health bennies. Just sign a pre-nup and take advantage.
March in one of their parades?
If you saw the fabulous stucco wall treatment first, you’re really gay...
I’ m Sparticus!
I’ m Sparticus!
Well, there you go. Gay marriage will be defined as marriage between a man and another man.
The marriage in my previous post should be “marriage”.
Gay jeans. Of course.
I believe it. I used to watch Oprah (lol) and she regularly had guests with similar stories. Being married or having sex with the opposite sex doesn’t mean yer straight. And being a man or woman doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a man or woman, either.
So, depending on what preferential benefits are given to GLBTs for their “minority” status I can easily see hetro couples declaring they’re gay or bi or not really a man or woman at all. And nobody can prove otherwise.
Well, here’s your answer. If a man gets physically aroused by the sight of naked men, then it’s a pretty good bet he’s a poofter.
I think that qualifies as proof.
[but he’s always outnumbered so he doesn’t dare make a stand]
Plus, he’s strung out from the road *and* shaking off the cold. Nothing left to do but pretend it doesn’t bother him.
Sure there is...there’s always the day’s last cigarette to look forward to....:)
The same way you prove you’ll love, honor and cherish and all that—or in a religious wedding, you prove you believe in God—you give your word. And everyone always answers truthfully to uphold those promises, right?
The reasonably rare studio version, in case you haven’t heard it:
Your question is irrelevant to the gay marriage issue. You don’t have to “prove” you are gay. Two straight men could marry if they wanted to. In fact, if two straight men went to get a marriage license and said they were straight and wanted to marry for benefits only, there would be no stopping them if Prop 8 is not upheld by the Supreme Court. Once “same sex” marriage is legal, the clerk won’t even be able ask you if you are straight or gay. Two guys get a marriage license, it’s legal, and that is that.
“Her shirt is a wee bit redundant, though! “
In these times of “trans-gender surgery”, no, it’s not, really.
Case in point;
Working at a local store I frequent, there’s a “woman” who isn’t.
My Dobermann, [being “all man”] loves every lady he meets.
He was loving up the other girl who works at the store when the not-quite-right person walks out, wanting to fuss over him, too.
He literally stopped in his tracks, his jaw dropped open and he looked very puzzled.
So, he did what all dogs naturally do...he rammed his snout into “her” crotch.
Then, he quickly stepped back, raised his hackles and gave a low growl and refused to let him/her/whatever touch him.
He didn’t want to be nasty so he stood behind me until it left, with me apologizing for his lack of manners.
She may “look like a woman” ~now~ but *still* he knew she smelled like a man and I think it blew his mind.
Even “dumb animals” know when something’s flat out _wrong_.
Downloaded to the iPod.
Neat with a fondness for showtunes..
I wonder about it too. It appears to not be based on sexual prefernece but on gender. I see nothing in the rulings requiring one to be gay. I also wonder about Ted Olsen. He seems to be basing his argument on the equal protection clause. Well how about all the laws the Feds have passed that do not comply with this part of the Constitution. Many Liberal laws do not apply to all citizens equally. I wonder if a Supreme Court ruling here would set precedent to overturn a lot of ‘unequal’ Liberal laws?
Better question: If one gay in a marriage decides to go straight, does it invalidate their marriage?
My younger brother said he became gay because he “couldn’t get women”. That contradicts the idea that you are “born that way”, at least for some of them.
My personal belief is that as my brother became more liberal, he subconsciously realized that he was the oppressor class in all these liberal social arguments because he was white, male and Christian. It’s no fun being a liberal if everyone else gets to play the victim card, and you can’t. So, combine this with his social failures and he became a perfect target for recruitment in the gay cult. He finds acceptance and sexual gratification plus he now gets to see himself as an oppressed victim, not a hated oppressor.
But you’ll never convince me he was “born gay”. He chose becoming gay out of political opportunism.
You’re two guys and you are shopping at World Market.
You can’t prove that you’re gay because gay isn’t a state of being. It is merely a collection of chosen actions that some people do.
Well those who WANT to be gay are obvious. That wasn’t the question. What stops it from being used as a masquerade by non-gay?
What if you saw the text first?