Posted on 08/08/2010 10:59:55 PM PDT by Libloather
This applies to the BRAND NEW gay marriage law.
You can prove where you were at some point and time. You can prove that you pay taxes. You can prove you're pregnant.
In the eyes of the court, how do you prove that you're gay?
If you saw the fabulous stucco wall treatment first, you’re really gay...
I’ m Sparticus!
I’ m Sparticus!
Well, there you go. Gay marriage will be defined as marriage between a man and another man.
The marriage in my previous post should be “marriage”.
Gay jeans. Of course.
I believe it. I used to watch Oprah (lol) and she regularly had guests with similar stories. Being married or having sex with the opposite sex doesn’t mean yer straight. And being a man or woman doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a man or woman, either.
So, depending on what preferential benefits are given to GLBTs for their “minority” status I can easily see hetro couples declaring they’re gay or bi or not really a man or woman at all. And nobody can prove otherwise.
Well, here’s your answer. If a man gets physically aroused by the sight of naked men, then it’s a pretty good bet he’s a poofter.
I think that qualifies as proof.
ROFLMAO!
[but he’s always outnumbered so he doesn’t dare make a stand]
Plus, he’s strung out from the road *and* shaking off the cold. Nothing left to do but pretend it doesn’t bother him.
Sure there is...there’s always the day’s last cigarette to look forward to....:)
The same way you prove you’ll love, honor and cherish and all that—or in a religious wedding, you prove you believe in God—you give your word. And everyone always answers truthfully to uphold those promises, right?
The reasonably rare studio version, in case you haven’t heard it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaxjUUdGdH8
Your question is irrelevant to the gay marriage issue. You don’t have to “prove” you are gay. Two straight men could marry if they wanted to. In fact, if two straight men went to get a marriage license and said they were straight and wanted to marry for benefits only, there would be no stopping them if Prop 8 is not upheld by the Supreme Court. Once “same sex” marriage is legal, the clerk won’t even be able ask you if you are straight or gay. Two guys get a marriage license, it’s legal, and that is that.
“Her shirt is a wee bit redundant, though! “
In these times of “trans-gender surgery”, no, it’s not, really.
Case in point;
Working at a local store I frequent, there’s a “woman” who isn’t.
My Dobermann, [being “all man”] loves every lady he meets.
He was loving up the other girl who works at the store when the not-quite-right person walks out, wanting to fuss over him, too.
He literally stopped in his tracks, his jaw dropped open and he looked very puzzled.
So, he did what all dogs naturally do...he rammed his snout into “her” crotch.
Then, he quickly stepped back, raised his hackles and gave a low growl and refused to let him/her/whatever touch him.
He didn’t want to be nasty so he stood behind me until it left, with me apologizing for his lack of manners.
She may “look like a woman” ~now~ but *still* he knew she smelled like a man and I think it blew his mind.
Even “dumb animals” know when something’s flat out _wrong_.
OMG....wow.
Downloaded to the iPod.
Thanks!
Neat with a fondness for showtunes..
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