Posted on 08/09/2010 4:51:11 AM PDT by maggief
Shellie the Moocher: (in memory of Cab Calloway)
Folks, now here’s the story ‘bout Shellie the Moocher,
She was a red-hot hootchie-cootcher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Minnie had an ass as big as a whale.
Now, she messed around with a bloke named Smoky,
She loved him though he was cokie,
He took her down to Chinatown,
He showed her how to kick the gong around.
Now, she had a dream about the king of Sweden,
He gave her things that she was needin’,
He gave her a home built of gold and steel,
A diamond car with a platinum wheel.
Now, he gave her his townhouse and his racing horses,
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses;
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes,
And she sat around and counted them all a billion times.
Poor Shel, poor Shel, poor Shel...
Thanks for the ping, I have been very busy in my own little spot on this globe, so I have not been able to keep up with the BamBam/Me-shell drama they are presenting US.
What little 'news' I have kept up on, seemed to me that Me-shell's vacation was by design, timed to respond to a 'presidential' appearing wedding that took place.... at about the same time she took off for her 'let them eat cake' vacation. Me-shell knew very well our state run media would coordinate her publicity.
Lies (not spin)
Truly lies not spin!!
Sun Times not fit for use as bird cage liner!
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