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MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: MY NEW GAY BAR
dailygut.com ^ | 8/9/2010 | Greg Gutfeld

Posted on 08/09/2010 8:05:40 PM PDT by filbert

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.

I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

My place, however, will have better music.

For investment information, contact me at dailygut.com


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Given the choice between conversion by the sword to the faith of Allah, and a gay bar in New York just steps from an aggressively placed Mohammedan outpost . . . I've got to go with the latter.

As Bill Ayres wrote:
4. Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.
5. Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
6. A good tactic is one that your people enjoy.
OK, #6 might be a stretch here on FR (as being a GOOD tactic). But you have to admit #4 and #5 definitely apply . . .

1 posted on 08/09/2010 8:05:42 PM PDT by filbert
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To: filbert

On the other side of the mosque: “Snazzy Pig BBQ & Ribs” with a huge, fat, pink flashing neon pig on the sign.


2 posted on 08/09/2010 8:11:40 PM PDT by Ranald S. MacKenzie (It's the philosophy, stupid.)
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To: filbert

Good lord, I hope that this is true. If I might make a suggestion, roast pig would make an excellent menu item, for the non-Muslim part of the gay bar, of course. Huge fans could send the aroma wafting ever so gently toward the vicinity of our Muslim brothers.


3 posted on 08/09/2010 8:12:36 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: fhayek

I’ve already sent an e-mail to Greg pledging four figures, maybe five, to invest in this.

I think it will be a GOLDMINE.


4 posted on 08/09/2010 8:14:39 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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To: Ranald S. MacKenzie
On the other side of the mosque: “Snazzy Pig BBQ & Ribs” with a huge, fat, pink flashing neon pig on the sign.

And a smokestack to pump that wonderful smokey smell in the direction of the mosque. During worship services, they can have someone handing out free samples up and down the sidewalk.

5 posted on 08/09/2010 8:15:49 PM PDT by twhitak
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To: filbert

This’ll be the first gay bar the NY city council blocks, to the thunderous applause of the left.


6 posted on 08/09/2010 8:15:52 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: filbert

Just a stand outside of this place called “Porkys”....with pork sandwiches would be sufficient. I think the neighborhood will all go this direction. I’ll even suggest a Jewish study center within 300 feet of the place within two years.


7 posted on 08/09/2010 8:16:57 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: filbert

Call it “Mohammed’s”, and feature his likeness as the very prominent logo.


8 posted on 08/09/2010 8:19:05 PM PDT by Teacher317 (remember dismember November)
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To: filbert

He should serve pork sausages also and have a picture of a pig on the sign outside and call it “Sausages”


9 posted on 08/09/2010 8:19:27 PM PDT by savagesusie
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To: filbert
I want to take you to a GayBar.
10 posted on 08/09/2010 8:21:04 PM PDT by moehoward
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To: twhitak
And a smokestack to pump that wonderful smokey smell in the direction of the mosque.

No, no, no! Not in NYC.

There's a city ordinance that prohibits any aroma from emanating from any place of business. Bakeries have to filter their exhaust so that the smell of fresh-baked bread never sullies the nostrils of sensitive New Yorkers. The same goes for barbecue joints -- who have to spend as much as $50-100,000 for special filters and exhausts that issue no hint of the fragrant smoke and slowly barbecuing morsels.

It's "a New York thing"...

11 posted on 08/09/2010 8:23:14 PM PDT by okie01 (THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Ignorance on Parade)
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To: Teacher317

I suggested:

the Black Cube.

Or The Meteorite.

Or The Pink Crescent.

But Islam presents a veritable buffet of possible gay bar names . . . Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That.


12 posted on 08/09/2010 8:25:14 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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To: Teacher317
Call it “Mohammed’s”, and feature his likeness as the very prominent logo.

No no no. You call your character "Moo-Ham-Head", and have him chowing down on some baby back ribs. Hey, if you can't stop something just because it's offensive, then you can't stop something just because it's offensive.

13 posted on 08/09/2010 8:25:17 PM PDT by NurdlyPeon (Sarah Palin: America's last, best hope for survival.)
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To: filbert
Twitter is offering up some hilarious names for the proposed establishment.

#GutfeldGayBarNames

14 posted on 08/09/2010 8:27:54 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: Bratch

OMG!

ROFL!!!!


15 posted on 08/09/2010 8:29:23 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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To: fhayek

You don’t know Gutfeld, he’s a tightwad.
No roast pig.
Only pork rinds


16 posted on 08/09/2010 8:29:23 PM PDT by supremedoctrine ("Every election is like an advance auction sale of stolen goods"--H.L.Mencken)
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To: Ranald S. MacKenzie

Why not a suite of dog rescue societies as well? Muslims need to understand that not all cultures view dogs as inherently filthy beasts.


17 posted on 08/09/2010 8:29:36 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (These fragments I have shored against my ruins)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

Puppies!

I love puppies!


18 posted on 08/09/2010 8:31:47 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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To: moehoward

LOL!


19 posted on 08/09/2010 8:31:55 PM PDT by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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To: filbert
Figuring out a name is always tricky...


20 posted on 08/09/2010 8:33:19 PM PDT by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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To: Bratch

Oh, man. That was too funny...”The Oiled Wells”


21 posted on 08/09/2010 8:35:15 PM PDT by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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To: filbert
As Bill Ayres wrote...

That was Saul Alinsky.

22 posted on 08/09/2010 8:38:13 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: filbert

I LOVE IT;

Another great idea in the interim would be to plant a Bald Eagles nest, spotted owl or some other “protected” species / inviro-fascist land mine on the site.

Anyone in construction knows how this will shut down a project and I would love to see these NYC hypocrites blow past this problem


23 posted on 08/09/2010 8:41:20 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot (What a fool believes, No wise man has the power to reason away)
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To: fhayek

And to make sure the parade route for NYC’s Gay Pride Day passes directly in front of the mosque

That is if it’s ever built . . .or allowed to stand


24 posted on 08/09/2010 8:42:42 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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To: Bratch

I gave my nod to RSMcCain for: Allah wanna do is dance.


25 posted on 08/09/2010 8:45:12 PM PDT by sybilll
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To: Grizzled Bear

Facepalm.

Any leftist radical in a storm.

I’d better have another beer to atone.

(oops, that’s against Islam, Isn’t it?) (roflmao)


26 posted on 08/09/2010 8:47:10 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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To: filbert

Don’t sweat it. Alinsky, Ayers and Obama all worship the same master. Alinsky dedicated his book to their master.


27 posted on 08/09/2010 8:53:42 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: filbert

Call it ‘Pork Butts’ BBQ


28 posted on 08/09/2010 8:59:41 PM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (Promoted by God to be a mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................Thanks, Susan!)
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To: Ranald S. MacKenzie

I’m thinking maybe a meeting place for people to socialize their Pot Belly and Teacup pig pets, and train them to walk nicely outside on a leash - back and forth, back and forth.....


29 posted on 08/09/2010 9:01:57 PM PDT by Mygirlsmom (Just say NOPE to the DOPE with the HOPE)
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Name of bar:
Mo's 'Mos
What else?
30 posted on 08/09/2010 9:02:22 PM PDT by HalleysFifth
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To: HalleysFifth

My favorite of the Twitter entries was “Whipped Kareem”.


31 posted on 08/09/2010 9:16:46 PM PDT by Ranald S. MacKenzie (It's the philosophy, stupid.)
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To: filbert

Maybe the gay bar could have outdoor settings and sponsor events on par with Folsmom Street Fair. Would serve New Yorkers and the Muslims well.


32 posted on 08/09/2010 9:29:16 PM PDT by LoneRangerMassachusetts (The meek shall not inherit the Earth)
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To: HalleysFifth

In deference to Islam’s ‘sensitivities”, I propose two gay bars there...separation of the sexes after all. His and hers...I’ll call ‘em Mo’s and Camel Toes’


33 posted on 08/09/2010 9:32:39 PM PDT by M_Man
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To: pepsionice

The Jewish section should be kept pork free out of respect for the Jews; a good buffer zone building would be a block long pet store window full of (naturally) puppies.


34 posted on 08/09/2010 9:38:59 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: DanielRedfoot

Anyone know any Bald Eagle calls? To summon about a dozen of them to nest there would be sweet.


35 posted on 08/09/2010 9:40:07 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: Ranald S. MacKenzie
“Whipped Kareem”

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN!

36 posted on 08/09/2010 9:42:05 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: LoneRangerMassachusetts

Well, you ought to be able to find a boatload of suitable consultants in Sodom-chusetts.


37 posted on 08/09/2010 9:44:12 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: M_Man

Should be popular gay bars, what with all the man tushes in the air on those prayer rugs over at the pork station.


38 posted on 08/09/2010 9:47:08 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Dem voters, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when deceived.)
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To: filbert; who_would_fardels_bear

I love kittens and cats, but I admit that puppies are just plain cute. Puppies of all kinds. Poodles, Dachshunds, Pitbulls, Chihuahuas, Whippets, Greyhounds... a whole city block of windows full of PUPPIES! Oh, and for variety some miniature Vietnamese Potbellied Piglets.


39 posted on 08/09/2010 9:48:12 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: MHGinTN

Commission a neon sign to create an animated depiction of the view.


40 posted on 08/09/2010 9:50:26 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: HiTech RedNeck
Well, you ought to be able to find a boatload of suitable consultants in Sodom-chusetts. <> Like to see the Muslims pull this crap and build a mosque in Provincetown.
41 posted on 08/09/2010 9:54:28 PM PDT by LoneRangerMassachusetts (The meek shall not inherit the Earth)
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To: filbert

Greg brightens my nights... and I mean that in the most masculine way.


42 posted on 08/09/2010 9:55:18 PM PDT by ArmstedFragg (hoaxy dopey changey)
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To: ArmstedFragg

You don’t THAY!

I’d cut out the gay bar stuff since after all we’re conservatives, or supposed to be. But puppies and pigs and pork and Jews... (separate the pork from the Jews with a block of puppies, because we have no beef with the Jews, pun not intended) sounds like a winner to me.


43 posted on 08/09/2010 9:58:38 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: okie01

But bus and car fumes are ok???


44 posted on 08/09/2010 10:01:42 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Why Do We Americans Need ID But Illegal Aliens Do Not?")
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To: ArmstedFragg

Just in passing, I wanted to mention that I pulled some pork tonight . . .

No, really. I had a crock-pot of pork loins going most of the day, getting ready for a party this weekend, that I shredded apart into tender, succulent morsels of delectable pork meat for consumption by the Faithful this Saturday.

(It’s for my birthday party, if you must know) . . .


45 posted on 08/09/2010 10:03:18 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
I think there ought to be a pork barbeque place next door, complete with the delicious pit smells wafting down the streets of ribs and briskettes and pork roasts and tenderloins. ... I'm making myself hungry!

BTW, if the sexual degenerates would build a bath house there, the closet homo muzzies would have the convenience of a quicky when coming or going for prayers. ... Baths might improve their distinctive goat-lovin' smell, eh?

46 posted on 08/09/2010 10:08:58 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Dem voters, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when deceived.)
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Related thread:

Think of a name for the Gay Bar, to be across from Ground Zero Mosque

;-)

47 posted on 08/09/2010 10:30:44 PM PDT by nutmeg (Another "smartass" for lower taxes)
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To: filbert

I love it when liberal “values” collide. No one—not even liberals—could figure out the hierarchy of victim groups. The friction from the cognitive dissonance alone could ignite a firestorm that would consume the entire southern part of Manhattan.


48 posted on 08/09/2010 10:33:25 PM PDT by giotto
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After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

Open up their center, ha ha ha.
49 posted on 08/09/2010 10:41:56 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: filbert

“Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That” would be a great name for a gay bar!


50 posted on 08/09/2010 10:57:47 PM PDT by jellybean (Bookmark http://altfreerepublic.freeforums.org/index.php for when FR is down)
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