Greg Gutfeld: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero mosque

HotAir ^ | August 9, 2010 | Allahpundit

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Andy Levy assures me that he’s quite serious. Media narrative on the GZ mosque: Shining beacon of liberal values bursting through the overcast skies of American intolerance. Media narrative on the GG gay bar:

Dangerous provocation that needlessly inflames cultural tensions in the ostensible service of liberal values. How very insensitive.

I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

[cripplecreek]

Maybe we can get naked cowboy and naked cowgirl to do their thing on the street in front of the place too.

[sodpoodle]

Does he have plans for a Lesbian Libation license?????

Sexist discrimination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carley]

Name it NORAK.........that ought to send the madmen round the bend.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Great idea!

If they agree to put BBQ pork sandwiches on the menu, I'll invest!

[bolobaby]

Ahmadinejad has assured me that there are NO gay muslims. Maybe Greg Gutfield should make it a for muslim goat-lovers...?

[Katya]

If true that would be hilarious.
Someone could go ahead and open a Southern style pig roast restaurant on the other side.

Or even better, a gallery. That produces what they might consider obscene material. Illustrations of Mo?

I bet the city puts in lot’s of ordinances to ban any type of offensive behavior from within 50 feet of the mosque.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Why mess around? There needs to be a huge whole-hog slow-cooked BBQ house right there too.

Imagine the daily smoke of pork BBQ mixing in the air with the Mosque’s call to prayer....only in America.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Many members of the murderous cult of Islam are not really,
really sodomites, they just help out their butt buddies.

[DuncanWaring]

How about a hog-rendering plant?

[Clintonfatigued]

Too funny!

[Rays_Dad]

I really want to open a BBQ next door to the mosque named The Crusades BBQ - specializing in my favorite pork loin sandwiches

[Rays_Dad]

I really want to open a BBQ next door to the mosque named The Crusades BBQ - specializing in my favorite pork loin sandwiches

[ROCKLOBSTER]

They could have a micro-brew in the basement and call the business:

Moe’s Ham’n Head.

[reagan_fanatic]

If he did that, the mosque would end up closing because most of its members would be next door.

[Friendofgeorge]

I am willing to make a fair size donation to this very worthy project.

[Ken H]

This could make for some, if you'll pardon the expression, strange bedfellows.

[Rummyfan]

They didn’t intend to be homosexual, they just got sucked into the lifestyle.....

[Mister Da]

If it was a BBQ place or a butcher shop, I'd support it.

No way I will support a gay bar, muslim or not. Adding more perversion on top of existing perversion is not the way to go.

What if other gay businesses, or sex shops spring up around Ground Zero? The whole area could become a place of perversion. How many "couples" will stroll over to Ground Zero to "pack some fudge" at a famous place?

Victims & families of 9/11 might not appreciate a gay bar any more than a mosque. Businesses that promote perversion have no place near hallowed ground.

[Charles Martel]

These guys have locations in the northeast... perhaps a franchise is available. You know that the sign alone would be offensive to the moon-god cult, what with the pink neon piggies.