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Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero [Satire]
Ranco ^ | 8/6/2010 | Ranco

Posted on 08/10/2010 8:19:57 AM PDT by mikelets456

Bumble Bee Ham is opening a processing plant and deli in New York just two blocks away from Ground Zero next to a new mosque. The new location will process ham to be shipped out to Bumble Bee Hams across the country and launch a new high end deli on the ground level called “Bacon.” The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks. This has set off a firestorm between many Americans and Muslims against so-called “bacon extremists.”

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; ham; mosque; muslim; notnews; satire
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1 posted on 08/10/2010 8:20:04 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: mikelets456

...just make sure the exhaust fans are blowing the right way.


2 posted on 08/10/2010 8:21:20 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: mikelets456

Please, please let this be true.


3 posted on 08/10/2010 8:21:34 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: mikelets456

Is Bumble Bee stock available? I’ll buy if this story is true.


4 posted on 08/10/2010 8:21:49 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa
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To: mikelets456

No satire notification?.....


5 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:01 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: mikelets456

Is this satire?


6 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:14 AM PDT by avacado
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To: mikelets456

between this and the gay bar that welcomes muslim gays this should be a happening area.


7 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:39 AM PDT by RWGinger
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To: mikelets456

3,2,1...

Leftists scream “that’th inthenthitive!”


8 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:42 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: mikelets456

Is this for real??? I don’t see a “satire” tag.


9 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:45 AM PDT by ScottinVA (The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
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To: mikelets456

I want one of those bacon sandwiches. I’ll eat it right in front of the new mosque. Hmmmmmmmmm


10 posted on 08/10/2010 8:23:03 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: mikelets456

Two blocks away? Not close enough, it needs to be right next door or directly across the street.


11 posted on 08/10/2010 8:23:30 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: mikelets456

Gotta make sure that the rendered bacon grease drains underneath the mosque.


12 posted on 08/10/2010 8:23:32 AM PDT by roaddog727 (It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
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To: mikelets456
The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks

LOL


13 posted on 08/10/2010 8:24:06 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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To: mikelets456

Muslim/Pork relations?.....

MMMMM....Pork....It’s what’s for dinner!


14 posted on 08/10/2010 8:24:26 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: mikelets456

LMAO, and be sure to put a large 40 x 60 foot sign out front with a big picture of pigs and processed ham.


15 posted on 08/10/2010 8:24:58 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
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To: mikelets456

Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em!


16 posted on 08/10/2010 8:25:13 AM PDT by Mobties (I yield back the balance of my time)
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To: Keith in Iowa

Please post the ticker symbol-!!!


17 posted on 08/10/2010 8:26:35 AM PDT by imjimbo (The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
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To: DoughtyOne

Oops, sorry for spilling one of our barrels of pig fat on your sidewalk. Hope we didn’t get any on you...


18 posted on 08/10/2010 8:26:54 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
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To: mikelets456

how about a pork BBQ shop on the other side?


19 posted on 08/10/2010 8:28:12 AM PDT by gattaca (Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reagan)
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To: DoughtyOne
If you go to Nazareth, you probably park down the busy street and walk to Joseph's home. Nazareth is predominantly an Arab city inside of Israel. As you turn off the main street to head the 2 blocks up to the house, there is a giant billboard over what seems to be an apartment building. The biilboard says something like: Unless you accept Allah you will die cursed. I can't remember the exact words.

This is what needs to happen now around the site of the mosque only with Jewish and Christian messages.

20 posted on 08/10/2010 8:28:54 AM PDT by whence911 (Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
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To: mikelets456
Good idea....A pig processing plant right next to the Muzzie Mosque....With BIG picture windows in front facing the Mosque...."Come and get your pigs, Muzzies!
21 posted on 08/10/2010 8:31:14 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Old Teufel Hunden

If it was my bacon sandwich, I’d nail the bacon right to the terrorist recruitment center’s door...


22 posted on 08/10/2010 8:31:50 AM PDT by chris37
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To: mikelets456

...... may they drip pork entrails and pig blood in front of the proposed site, as they travel to and from their deliveries.


23 posted on 08/10/2010 8:37:42 AM PDT by jongaltsr (It)
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To: Old Teufel Hunden
How about munching it as you TOUR inside the mosque?Drop a bit here and there.

I finally sense a wave of "we've had it with political correctness and we just ain't gonna take any more" rising in the US.

I can only say what a friend's dad said when she married her live in boyfriend--"It's about d@#n time!

vaudine

24 posted on 08/10/2010 8:37:50 AM PDT by vaudine
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To: mikelets456

I was actually thinking that a Christian church should open on the same block ... they could stand in front of the church and hand out Christian tracts


25 posted on 08/10/2010 8:39:08 AM PDT by RnMomof7
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To: mikelets456
Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero

SCHADENFREUDE

26 posted on 08/10/2010 8:41:34 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: gattaca

This is the idea I really like...like of smoke and right next door, or at least across the street.


27 posted on 08/10/2010 8:44:14 AM PDT by norge (The amiable dunce is back, wearing a skirt and high heels.)
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To: mikelets456
Remember this from Grumpy Old Men?

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? John: Bacon. Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.

28 posted on 08/10/2010 8:45:20 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: RWGinger

The neighborhood improvement plan should also include:

A US flag factory.
A Catholic rosary and icon boutique.
A Jewish Menorah and scented candle outlet.
A Kosher deli.
A Piggly Wiggly.
A beauty salon.
A speed dating cafe.


29 posted on 08/10/2010 8:45:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter -God's redemption)
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To: sodpoodle

It should also include going to the site and feeding bacon bits to the pigeons.


30 posted on 08/10/2010 8:47:31 AM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
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To: whence911

I’m usually not this petty, but in this instance I think an exception is called for. Whatever it takes...

This one way street with Islam is over as far as I’m concerned.


31 posted on 08/10/2010 8:47:46 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
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To: Old Teufel Hunden

I hope you don’t accidentally drop your bacon sandwich on the ground anywhere near there...


32 posted on 08/10/2010 8:47:56 AM PDT by Mr. K (Physically unable to proofreed (<---oops! see?))
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To: DoughtyOne

It seems pretty amazing that all we really have to do to defeat them seems to be to make pet pigs mandatory in all households in USA

or soemthing like that


33 posted on 08/10/2010 8:49:47 AM PDT by Mr. K (Physically unable to proofreed (<---oops! see?))
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To: paulycy

Oh yes and a pet shop or a dog-grooming boutique!!!!

A co-ed health spa with swimming pool and tanning beds.


34 posted on 08/10/2010 8:50:32 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter -God's redemption)
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To: sodpoodle

I like your list!


35 posted on 08/10/2010 8:51:36 AM PDT by whence911 (Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
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To: mikelets456

There needs to be a storage facility for ammonium nitrate fertilizer nearby.


36 posted on 08/10/2010 8:56:02 AM PDT by Gator113 (Beauty will devour the Beast in 2012....)
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To: mikelets456

Man I hope this isn’t satire. And I agree with others 2 blocks away is just too far. Needs to be planted right next door to the thing!!!!

FYI: Indiana has led the way in keeping Muslems away from important activities. This year’s state fair theme is: “YEAR OF PIGS” sponsored by the Indiana Pork Producers. LOL. This year I know my family can go, have a great time, and not see a single muslem!!!!


37 posted on 08/10/2010 8:57:58 AM PDT by conservativegramma (RECESSION=Your neighbor loses his job; DEPRESSION=You lose your job; RECOVERY=Obama loses his job)
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To: mikelets456

Cute! Would be funny if it happened!


38 posted on 08/10/2010 9:03:17 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: mikelets456

...bacon.
I’m hungry now...
Thanks a lot, jerk.
;)


39 posted on 08/10/2010 9:07:30 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: mikelets456

MFL


40 posted on 08/10/2010 9:11:33 AM PDT by matthew fuller (2012: Bachman, Bolton, Brewer, Liz Cheney, Coburn, DeMint, Inhofe, Jindal, Palin and Pence.)
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To: imjimbo

It’s privately held, not publicly traded; so no ticker symbol.

http://www.bumblebee.com/PressRoom/Article18.aspx


41 posted on 08/10/2010 9:23:26 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

psssst, it’s satire.....


42 posted on 08/10/2010 9:27:55 AM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get down that hill?")
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To: wtc911

>psssst, it’s satire.....

Yes, but someone requested a post of the stock’s symbol... which is what I was replying to.
..but on that note, I DO have a can of Bumble Bee Salmon! { Salmon is a good AMERICAN fish, unlike that illegal immigrant: tuna! ;) }


43 posted on 08/10/2010 9:36:19 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Gator113

and a diesel fuel/kerosene storage facility next to that...


44 posted on 08/10/2010 9:37:50 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: DoughtyOne

Huge sign reading “We specialize in NON-ISLAMIC Cuisine!!”


45 posted on 08/10/2010 9:40:42 AM PDT by Fighter@heart (Ask The American Indian how ignoring immigration worked out for them!!! WAKE UP!!)
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To: norge

I feel like BBQ today!!!


46 posted on 08/10/2010 9:42:53 AM PDT by gattaca (Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Fighter@heart

And for once, I actually approve of it being drafted in a foreign language Islamic (Arabic, Farsi, whatever..), so the message would be crystal clear.


47 posted on 08/10/2010 9:43:15 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
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To: sodpoodle

excellent list
Piggly Wiggly, :) Nice


48 posted on 08/10/2010 10:06:06 AM PDT by RWGinger
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To: mikelets456

make sure the deli has a happy hour and has girls in bikini’s passing out free samples on the sidewalk!


49 posted on 08/10/2010 10:08:42 AM PDT by tazztheterrible (dee)
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To: Keith in Iowa

Ground Zero [Satire]


50 posted on 08/10/2010 10:26:47 AM PDT by billhilly
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