Posted on 08/10/2010 8:19:57 AM PDT by mikelets456
Bumble Bee Ham is opening a processing plant and deli in New York just two blocks away from Ground Zero next to a new mosque. The new location will process ham to be shipped out to Bumble Bee Hams across the country and launch a new high end deli on the ground level called “Bacon.†The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks. This has set off a firestorm between many Americans and Muslims against so-called “bacon extremists.â€
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If it was my bacon sandwich, I’d nail the bacon right to the terrorist recruitment center’s door...
...... may they drip pork entrails and pig blood in front of the proposed site, as they travel to and from their deliveries.
I finally sense a wave of "we've had it with political correctness and we just ain't gonna take any more" rising in the US.
I can only say what a friend's dad said when she married her live in boyfriend--"It's about d@#n time!
vaudine
I was actually thinking that a Christian church should open on the same block ... they could stand in front of the church and hand out Christian tracts
SCHADENFREUDE
This is the idea I really like...like of smoke and right next door, or at least across the street.
Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? John: Bacon. Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.
The neighborhood improvement plan should also include:
A US flag factory.
A Catholic rosary and icon boutique.
A Jewish Menorah and scented candle outlet.
A Kosher deli.
A Piggly Wiggly.
A beauty salon.
A speed dating cafe.
It should also include going to the site and feeding bacon bits to the pigeons.
I’m usually not this petty, but in this instance I think an exception is called for. Whatever it takes...
This one way street with Islam is over as far as I’m concerned.
I hope you don’t accidentally drop your bacon sandwich on the ground anywhere near there...
It seems pretty amazing that all we really have to do to defeat them seems to be to make pet pigs mandatory in all households in USA
or soemthing like that
Oh yes and a pet shop or a dog-grooming boutique!!!!
A co-ed health spa with swimming pool and tanning beds.
I like your list!
There needs to be a storage facility for ammonium nitrate fertilizer nearby.
Man I hope this isn’t satire. And I agree with others 2 blocks away is just too far. Needs to be planted right next door to the thing!!!!
FYI: Indiana has led the way in keeping Muslems away from important activities. This year’s state fair theme is: “YEAR OF PIGS” sponsored by the Indiana Pork Producers. LOL. This year I know my family can go, have a great time, and not see a single muslem!!!!
Cute! Would be funny if it happened!
...bacon.
I’m hungry now...
Thanks a lot, jerk.
;)
MFL
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