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Greg Gutfeld Tells Glenn Beck About ‘Suspicious Packages,’ His Ground Zero Muslim Gay Bar ^ | 08/10/2010 | Glynnis MacNicol

Posted on 08/10/2010 3:41:55 PM PDT by OldDeckHand

Red Eye’s Greg Gutfeld popped up at the very end of Glenn Beck tonight to expound on his plans to open a Muslim Gay bar next door to the proposed Muslim Ground Zero Mosque (which, just for clarity’s sake, is not actually a mosque).

I’m not even going to bother explaining the exchange for you because it’s short and more fun for you just to watch. Suffice to say, Beck and Gutfeld go over proposed names (Suspicious Packages merely being the catchiest of the bunch) and talk about how Gutfeld is…trying to open up the dialogue. Watch below.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: aholetotus; closetmuslimpos; demoratshateamerica; greggutfeld; greggutfield; gutfeld; islam; kenyanvillageidiot; mosque; muslim; nyc; potusfraud; wonketteshubby
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1 posted on 08/10/2010 3:41:58 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: OldDeckHand

I love the proposed names for the “Venue”.

2 posted on 08/10/2010 3:48:36 PM PDT by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: OldDeckHand

I’m not seeing Redeye on the schedule lately—has it been cancelled?

3 posted on 08/10/2010 3:49:00 PM PDT by MizSterious ("Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." -JFK)
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To: OldDeckHand

Best idea I’ve heard so far.

4 posted on 08/10/2010 3:49:50 PM PDT by wendy1946
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To: MizSterious

Every morning at 0300.

5 posted on 08/10/2010 3:51:26 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: MizSterious

By “every morning”, I mean Tuesday-Saturday.

6 posted on 08/10/2010 3:52:35 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: OldDeckHand

Luv It!!!!

7 posted on 08/10/2010 3:52:56 PM PDT by ColdOne
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To: OldDeckHand

You Mecca me hot

Grind Zero?

Two camels for sister Ayisha?

8 posted on 08/10/2010 3:53:19 PM PDT by RaceBannon (RON PAUL: THE PARTY OF TRUTHERS, TRAITORS AND UFO CHASERS!!!)
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To: OldDeckHand

there’s got to be a LOT of funny names mixed in here somehow...

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9 posted on 08/10/2010 3:55:08 PM PDT by RaceBannon (RON PAUL: THE PARTY OF TRUTHERS, TRAITORS AND UFO CHASERS!!!)
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To: OldDeckHand

Let's combine the two...

10 posted on 08/10/2010 3:56:00 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I don't need a newspaper to know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber.)
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To: OldDeckHand

What a name. ROTFL

11 posted on 08/10/2010 3:57:20 PM PDT by dforest
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To: OldDeckHand

ping for later

12 posted on 08/10/2010 3:58:57 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed, he's hated on seven continents")
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To: OldDeckHand

A freeper suggested:

The Allah Ak-Bar & Grill

27 posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 8:30:01 AM by Heartlander (You are either the doer, or the dude)

13 posted on 08/10/2010 4:01:14 PM PDT by TwoSue
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To: OldDeckHand

While the idea of a gay bar has merit, I think it’s the perfect location for the grand opening of the Sopranos’ Pork Store.

14 posted on 08/10/2010 4:02:08 PM PDT by Bernard Marx (I donÂ’t trust the reasoning of anyone who writes then when they mean than.)
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To: OldDeckHand


15 posted on 08/10/2010 4:03:52 PM PDT by woofie
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To: OldDeckHand

“You Mecca Me Hot” roflol

16 posted on 08/10/2010 4:04:37 PM PDT by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: OldDeckHand

I cannot wait to meet new friends at the Muslim gay bar at ground zero, which means intercultural understanding, which means better relations and stuff.

17 posted on 08/10/2010 4:05:19 PM PDT by casuist (Audi alteram partem.)
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To: TwoSue
"The Allah Ak-Bar & Grill"

That one is good, really good.

18 posted on 08/10/2010 4:06:36 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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. . .not really a mosque.

Well, seems the plan is to have a 'mosque' on top floor. Like everything else per this plan; seems there is a 'Trojan horse' within a Trojan horse. . .within another.

Truth is, we make a mistake calling a 'mosque' a mosque really; particularly as we tend to limit comparisons to other places of prayer/worship, with a Church, a Cathedral; a Synagogue. There is no comparison.

In reality, beyond the scope of spiritual inclinations; every mosque is a Foreign Government and one we should not, in any way, be catering to; or acquiescing to; or more critically, in their eyes. ..submitting to.

The adherents of this desert government have thrown sand in our faces and in our eyes; and now, we are about to eat it; big time.

One thing for sure, when we decide we need to 'pound sand'; it will be too late.

Think if more people referred to these structures as 'Governments' or at least, containing a foreign Government; the threat, would be more easily explained and understood.

(It would at least, challenge the Left to come up with a better defense of their radical Muslim friends who wish to remake the West in their image - just as the Left, of course, wishes the same per their 'own' image becoming manifest. . .)

19 posted on 08/10/2010 4:07:49 PM PDT by cricket (flies don't lie. . .)
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Ping for a later look. The site is busy. Imagine that!

20 posted on 08/10/2010 4:08:12 PM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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