Let's combine the two...
Posted on 08/10/2010 3:41:55 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
Red Eye’s Greg Gutfeld popped up at the very end of Glenn Beck tonight to expound on his plans to open a Muslim Gay bar next door to the proposed Muslim Ground Zero Mosque (which, just for clarity’s sake, is not actually a mosque).
I’m not even going to bother explaining the exchange for you because it’s short and more fun for you just to watch. Suffice to say, Beck and Gutfeld go over proposed names (Suspicious Packages merely being the catchiest of the bunch) and talk about how Gutfeld is…trying to open up the dialogue. Watch below.
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I love the proposed names for the “Venue”.
I’m not seeing Redeye on the schedule lately—has it been cancelled?
Best idea I’ve heard so far.
Every morning at 0300.
By “every morning”, I mean Tuesday-Saturday.
Luv It!!!!
You Mecca me hot
Grind Zero?
Two camels for sister Ayisha?
there’s got to be a LOT of funny names mixed in here somehow...
Top Ten Movies Playing In Afghanistan and More!
10. “Sleepless In Jalalabad”
9. “Throw Osama From The Train”
8. “Pretty Woman And Her Brutal Death By Stoning”
7. “Singing In The Reign Of Terror”
6. “There’s Something About Christiane Amanpour”
5. “Riding In Cars With Boys Is Forbidden”
4. “Seven Brides For One Brother”
3. “When Harry Met A Veiled Woman He Assumed Was Sally”
2. “Osama, Where Art Thou?”
1. “Glitter”
11. Bridge Over the River’s Gone.
2001: A Base Odyssey
2001: A Taliban Odyssey
20,000 leagues under the mountain
2000BC
A Streetcar Named Repress Your Desire
“A Mullah and a Gentleman”
A Streetcar Named Oblivion
Arsenic and Old Anthrax
“All in the Fatwah”
“All Beheadings Considered”
A Rumor of Retreat
All Dancing is Dirty Dancing!
All About Ibrahim
“Ali’s Quiet on the Khyber Pass”
All’s quiet on the Khyber Pass
Afghanistan Burning
A Hard Day’s Carpet Bombing
Along Came a Spy Plane
Afghanistan Burning
An American in i sharif
A Camel Under the Influence
Apocalypse Now
All dying on the western front
Al Qaeda on the Western Front
“A Farewell to Arm”
Batman re-runs
“Buffy, The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer”
Bridge on the river Khyber
“Bin Laden in the Attic by 72 Virgins and Now I’m Tuckered Out”
Being There, The Sequel: Not Being There Anymore
Body Heat Sensors
Bring Me the Head of OBL
Back to the Torture
Bin Laden on a Hot Tin Roof
“Bloody in the Sand”
Bin hurt
Battlefield Earth
Blown Up in 60 Seconds
Bent and stumpy
“Cave Improvement”
“Cave by Cave” (compare to “Room by Room”)
“Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things”
“Camel-Week”(weekly vehicle review)
“Cave Improvements”
Camel Driver
Close Encounters of the Rumsfeld Kind
Crouching Mullah, Hidden’sama
Casablamo
Citizen Caned
Cat on a Hot Mud Roof
Crouching Mullah, Hidden’sama
Dances not Permitted with Wolves;
Das Burkha
“DEAD MEN WALKING” or
“DEAD MEN RUNNING”
Dude, Where’s My Cave?
Dude, Where’s My Camel?
“Documentary: Gray Davis”, how to tell the difference between power outages caused by incompetence and carpet bombing...
“Dead Mullahs Society”
Die in Lard.
Dead Muslims Society
“Documentary: Beatdown”, best ways to make females grovel.
“Dodge-Bomb”
“Dr. StrangeLove”, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Taliban’s view on sex
“Driving Miss Daisy Cutter”
Death Space Nine
Dances with goats
Desert Trek -— The Wrath of Khan
Dropping Mrs Daisy Cutter
Erin Burqa Witch
Enslaving Private Ryan
EC (= Emergency Country)
Fatima Foop
F-16’s Flew Over Bin Laden’s Nest
Full Metal Turbin
Force Ten from Crawford
From Russia With Love
“Flying Camelnecks”
Fist full of Burkhas
For a few Rupees more
“Feetwatch”
“Friends”, starring Bill & Hillary, Yasser, Saddam, and cameos by Mommahdar K.
Francis the Talking Mullah
Field of Screams
Gone With the Wind
Guess who’s coming to win here
How Beige was my Valley
“Helen Keller: My ideal Woman, by Osama Bin Laden”
Honey I Shrunk the Kid Goats!
Hairy Plotter
Harry Potter, Stoned for Being a Wizard
Heaven’s Gate
“How the West Won”
Indiana Jones and the Fast crusade
I know what you did last Jihad!
I STILL Know what you did last Jihad!
“I remember Osama”
It’s a Wonderful Death
I dream of TV
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mullah
Indiana Jones and Another Crusade of Infidels
“I STILL Know What You Did Last Ramadan”
Just Bomb Me
Journey to the Center of the Earth
“Last of the Mohamads”
Liar Liar
Long Day’s Journey into Pakistan
Last Year at Jalalabad
Last of the Taliban
Monday Night Footless Ball
Mutiny for the $5,000,000 Bounty
Mullah Abdulla’s Laboratory
My Favorite Wives
Miss Saigon but Hit Kabul
Mourning Becomes Everyone
“Mullah Salami Meets Howard’s End [a CNN original]”
My Blue Burqa
Men in Burqas
Meet Osama Doe!
“My Twenty-three Sons”
“Mashed to Pieces Theater”
“MATMAN”
Monday Night Footless Ball
“Married, With Camels”
“Mad At You”
“Married with Harem”
“Mohammed Gump”
My Best Friend’s Stoning
My Scared Lady
Men in Burqas
More Than One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Cave
Mazar-i-Sharif Poppins
My Scared Lady
Muhhamad Atef - The Right Stiff
No Sound of Music
National Geographic Explorer special “The Caves of Bin Laden, starring Geraldo Rivera”
“No Left Foot”
No Futurama
“No-witness News
“Never on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday”
Ordinary Sheep-pals
One Red Burqa
“Osama’s Cave World, starring Geraldo Rivera” on Public Access TV channel 39.
Oh, Allah!
Oh, Allah! - Book 2
Popeye the Taliban
Pulp Faction
Power Puff Planes
Poke the man
Pure Hell for Osama
Planet of Dirty Terrorists Who Smell Like Apes
Planes, Helicopters, and Cruise Missiles
“Pretty Goat”
Rapidly, Last Ramadan
Raging kabul
Reservoir Goats
“Returning Glass to Sand”
Run Silent, Run Deep (in those caves!)
Rats
Riding in Cars with Bombs
Radiation Burn treatment tips by the Weather Channel
Silence of the Goats
Scent of a Burka
“Sand Grit”
“Send Me No B-52s”
Silence of the Goats
Sands of Khyber Pass
Suddenly Last Summary Execution
Survivor (Plot twist: You WANT to be voted out!)
Saturday Night Hemorrhagic Fever
“Seven B-52’s for Seven Mullahs”
The Postman Always asks for Cipro Twice
The Bombed Out Bridges of Madison County
The Usual Suspects
The Fast and the Furious Retreat
The Fugitive
The Sound of Rocket-Propelled Grenade Launchers
The Xed-Files
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
The Phantom Menace
The Smelly, The Bad, and THe Ugly
The Dead Suicidal Patriot
The Preacher’s Wife will be tried for Apostasy
THe Quiet man can be made to scream
the death of a nation
The Goats of Wrath
The Fugitive
The Discreet Charm of the AC-130
The Incredible Shortness of Being
The Guns of Kabul
The Fighting Bin-Ladens
The Seven Camel Jockeys
“THE X-FATWAS”
“The Invisible Men”
“The Liars Clubbed”
“The Texas Boxcutter Massacre”
“The Price is Right If Osama Says It’s Right”
“The Taliban’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers”
The Perfect Storm Trooper
The Sound of Rocket-Propelled Grenade Launchers
The Unbearable Heaviness of Bombing
the silence of the afgans
The king and I are in Exile
That Twelfth Century Show
The Flight-school Graduate
The Grinch Who Stole Ramadan
Tombs of Internment
Take Me To Kabul (Abdul)
Three Days of the Kandahar
Terminator B52: Judgement Day
Terrorist, Interrupted
This is Multiple Spinal Fracture
“To Catch a Terrorist”
Terminator B52: Judgement Day
“The Odd Couple”, starring Bill and Hillary.
“To Kill a Mocking Kurd”
“Taliban Girl: How to Take a Beating”
“Taliban Boy: Pointers from Gary Condit”
Terms of Entombment
Three Men and a Camel
“Touched by A Mullah”, from Black and Blue Productions.
“Thank God It’s Ramadan”
“Tombstones”
“The Bin Laden Bunch”
“Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah”
The Adventures of Burhanuddin Rabbani Across The 8th Dimension
They died with their burkha’s on
“Veilwatch”
Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses”
“Weekend at Osama’s”
Who Wants to Be a Suicide Terrorist?
“Wheel of Fortune and Terror
Whose Cave is it Anyway?
“Welcome Back, Osama”
You are Pressed into the Army Now;
Yellow Submarine Cruise Missile Launch
“You’ve got Anthrax in the Mail”
Kabul TV
8:00 “Captain Kandahar”
9:00 “The Saudi Duty Show”
9:30 “Talibantubbies”
10:00 “Afghan Rugrats”
10:30 “My Mullah the Car Bomber”
11:00 “The Flying Nut”
11:30 “The Flintstonings”
12:00 “Jee-Hawd”
1:00 “The Sunni and Sheik Comedy Hour”
2:00 “Bazooka”
3:00 “The Veiled, Veiled East”
4:00 “Teenage Ninja Muslim Turbans”
4:30 “Anthrax Roadshow”
5:30 “The PJs” (with Peter Jennings)
6:00 “Sixty Virgins”
7:00 “Torched by an Avenging Angel”
8:00 “Everybody Loves Ramadan”
8:30 “The Drew Carriers Show”
9:00 “Enemies”
9:30 “Not Landing”
10:30 “The Merry Traitor Maher Show”
TODAY’S BEST BET:
2:00 “Bazooka” Eastern. The Cartridges have to deal with crack British and American forces that have invaded the Ponderosama. Starring Lerne Meene as Bin Cartridge, Bernhell Roberts as Atom, Damn Blockade as Camm, Michael Laden as Little Jihad, and Victor Die Yung as Hop Plane.
Let's combine the two...
What a name. ROTFL
ping for later
A freeper suggested:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2567843/posts#27
The Allah Ak-Bar & Grill
27 posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 8:30:01 AM by Heartlander (You are either the doer, or the dude)
While the idea of a gay bar has merit, I think it’s the perfect location for the grand opening of the Sopranos’ Pork Store.
I like “NERO’S AT GROUND ZERO”
“You Mecca Me Hot” roflol
I cannot wait to meet new friends at the Muslim gay bar at ground zero, which means intercultural understanding, which means better relations and stuff.
That one is good, really good.
Well, seems the plan is to have a 'mosque' on top floor. Like everything else per this plan; seems there is a 'Trojan horse' within a Trojan horse. . .within another.
Truth is, we make a mistake calling a 'mosque' a mosque really; particularly as we tend to limit comparisons to other places of prayer/worship, with a Church, a Cathedral; a Synagogue. There is no comparison.
In reality, beyond the scope of spiritual inclinations; every mosque is a Foreign Government and one we should not, in any way, be catering to; or acquiescing to; or more critically, in their eyes. ..submitting to.
The adherents of this desert government have thrown sand in our faces and in our eyes; and now, we are about to eat it; big time.
One thing for sure, when we decide we need to 'pound sand'; it will be too late.
Think if more people referred to these structures as 'Governments' or at least, containing a foreign Government; the threat, would be more easily explained and understood.
(It would at least, challenge the Left to come up with a better defense of their radical Muslim friends who wish to remake the West in their image - just as the Left, of course, wishes the same per their 'own' image becoming manifest. . .)
Ping for a later look. The site is busy. Imagine that!
It comes on in the middle of the night. Like 1 a.m. or something.
You are to much! LOL!
Pick up line;
....”iS That an EID in your pocket ? Or are you just glad to see me ?”
Awesome idea that must go forward.
It’s going to be fun to come back to this post. Freepers are the most creative people on the face of the earth!
3am (Eastern)
Here’s YouTube replays for those without cable...
http://www.youtube.com/user/redeyerecap?blend=4&ob=4
LOL!! Trying not to choke on my mac and cheese!!
Where in the world did you get all that?
I agree.
Of course they all need big insurance just in case a plane flies into the mosque.
Well worth the Watch and Time! PERFECT!!
Radical and Moderate Muslims are Terrorists who want to Force the World to Live in Their Twisted Fourth Century HATE FILLED WORLD!!
and they have installed their Prophet (B.O. HUSSEIN), in the
Most Powerful Christian Office in the World! POTUS!!
Remember, Farrakkan said in front of Thousands that “B.O. HUSSEIN IS THEIR PROPHET and that B.O was SELECTED NOT ELECTED!!”
When are Americans going to WAKE UP to this Treasonous Coup on Our AMERICA and Our Freedoms????
Most Probably TOO LATE!!
Just like the Germans and the Venezualans and the Iranians among Many Others!!
You obviously have too little to do and too much time on your hands.
Thank you for the GREAT POST!!
Gutfield and Beck are American Heros and Patriots!! among many others!
Bloomberg is a Whore who doesn’t give a Crap about New York or America! but just counts his Ill Gotten Money as a Trophey! It AINT going to do Bloomberg Sheet in HELL with the Devil for Eternity so he better enjoy his Tropheys here! most of which AMERICANS and LOVERS of FREEDOM Distain with all of their Hearts and Souls!
WE BEHEADING TO INFIDELS TONIGHT, WET BURKA CONTEST COME STONED OR BE STONED
That can be on the other side of the Cordoba Center from the gay bar.
Double gay rainbow.
Instead of chairs you have black cube things that look like the rock in Mecca.. Also it would be awesome if this bar could be located in the direction muzzies would be facing in prayer while at the ground zero mosque.
The glory holes can have paintings of a sheep or goat’s rear end surrounding them.
Quickly and with little lead time, you could just conduct a little low cost experiment it tolerance. Two groups with a could widen cameras/mics. One group cooks and serves steamed clams for free out of the back of a pickup in front of a NYC Synagogue. The other groups cooks and serves pulled pork, likewise and for free, in front of a NYC Mosque. See what happens, measure the response times, guage the tolerance and so on.
Noting that liberals give federal funding to far more offensive pursuits against Christians in the name of their art.
Another suggested name, Ram-a-don
Twins n Trousers
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I'll say! I'm watching Red Eye right now. I rarely miss the show.
This thread has me in tears. The posts are hilarious.
So funny ... brilliant idea!
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