[j-damn]

*How surprising that Obama, who grew up not far from the sacred ground of Pearl Harbor*

Wait, I thought it was Kansas...or Indonesia...or Illinois?

[The Comedian]

*How surprising that Obama, who grew up not far from the sacred ground of Pearl Harbor*

Wait, I thought it was Kansas...or Indonesia...or Illinois?

Actually, it's a trick question.

He never grew up.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.