Mother calls police to topless sunbather 'troubling' her boys

The Daily Telegraph ^ | August 11, 2010 | Nick Pisa

[gooleyman]

Two little boys sneaked into a movie theatre one time to see an X-rated movie. A few minutes after they got there one of them stood up suddenly and bolted from the theatre. The other little boy just sat there and watched it through and found his friend sitting on the curb outside the theatre when he came out. He asked his buddy why he suddenly ran out. His response: “My mother always told me if I ever went to see one of these movies I would turn to stone....AND I COULD FEEL MYSELF STARTING!!

[longtermmemmory]

Judge Walker is enroute to rescue those boys from the pretty woman.

[Graybeard58]

At that age, I'd get "troubled" by a girls shadow and a Sears catalog would be my ruination.

[muawiyah]

It's not all that unusual for 12 and 14 year old boys to form little groups and attack and gang rape women.

Wonder what she'd be saying if that happened ~ which may be just a matter of time eh.

[BufordP]

“Troubled” is mom’s word for excited. “Me boys got a bone on for criminy!”

[JRios1968]

"I find your lack of pics disturbing..."

[GreatMan]

Io sono un anziano italiano che whould come far fronte a questa donna.

[colorado tanker]

:-))

[Impy]

If she was a 66 year old sunbather mom would have a point but 26! With “ample breasts” And he works in sales meaning it’s unlikely she’s ugly.

Fail mom.

[allmendream]

still laughing hysterically....

[spokeshave]

....when topless sunbathing is illegal...

only outlaws will bare the evidence....