Suspects Used Penis Pumps to Enhance Medicare Fraud

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/Men-Charged-With-Enhancing-Medicare-Fraud-With-Penis-Pumps-100785004.html ^ | August 16, 2010

[ConservativeStatement]

Medicare fraud has been known to inflate the rates of others, but two Hialeah businessmen took it to the extreme, according to federal authorities.

Emilio Felipe Lopez, 47, and 25-year-old Orlando Hernandez Estevez used penis pumps to fraudulently enhance their charges to Medicare, the Miami Herald reported.

[ConservativeStatement]

There's an Austin Powers joke in here somewhere.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby!

[chs68]

Oh, behave!

[wiggen]

This story is blown up out of proportion.

[ErnBatavia]

Pic at link...

[jessduntno]

These two should get shafted.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

[andy58-in-nh]

Perhaps they’re just blowing this thing out of proportion.

[Slings and Arrows]

The evidence won't stand up in court.

[Jewbacca]

Wow, this sucks.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

What dicks.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Oh Behave!.....

[GSWarrior]

It’ll never stand up in court.

[a fool in paradise]

Floriduh. Figures

[Slings and Arrows]

It blows.

[BlueLancer]

I’d say that this sort of flaccid thinking is becoming more rampant in penis studies ...

[TexasPatriot1]

Money for broken tools. There is also a Sears joke in here somewhere.

[Responsibility2nd]

As I looked at the title I saw....

 

Suspects Used Penis Pumps to Enhance Medicare Fraud

And I thought, Ewww. Who would want a USED penis pump?

[Slings and Arrows]

At least they draw attention away from South Carolina. ;^)

[CitizenM]

...to fraudulently enhance their charges...

LOL...choice of words. And..."Charges?" Is that what men are calling the body part nowadays? LOL.

[Joe 6-pack]

[Slings and Arrows]

Ewww. Who would want a USED penis pump?

Go green today!

[Abathar]

I can’t imagine what it would be like to work in the Returns Department at a place that sells those...

[earlJam]

We need more upright citizens.

[wildbill]

Just Another case of someone needing a stimulus because they were too big to fail

[Bob]

The charges will have to be dismissed, though, if the evidence doesn’t stand up in court.

[cardinal4]

Ewww. Who would want a USED penis pump?

Go green today!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Responsibility2nd]

I can’t imagine what it would be like to work in the Returns Department at a place that sells those...

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And I can’t imagine what it would be like to even need to BUY one of those things in the first place.

But I’ve always been fortunate in that department.

[P.O.E.]

“Don’t point that thing - it might be loaded!”

- W.C. Fields

[Terry Mross]

As for the pumps, I know a very liberal communist who posts on facebook who has a pump. It’s all I can do not to mention it. Now it’ll be all I can do not to post this story.

Concerning South Carolina, did anyone see the news conference of the sheriff’s press conference in South Carolina about the woman who suffocated her toddlers then put them in a car and drove it into a river? The sheriff said they held her for “non-believability”. Is that a legal charge? They held her for speaking falsities and not speaking truthatudes?

[Oztrich Boy]

Three words you don’t want to see together: “Used Penis Pumps”

[mdmathis6]

Wow what a penetratingly pointed and properly written article regarding persons purloining funds from the public purse by means of penile pumps( pubically applied, of course)!

[TheOldLady]

I have absolutely no comment at all about the comments on this thread. Too busy ROFL.

[mdmathis6]

“There is also a Sears joke in here somewhere”

It took a clever bureaucratic “craftsman” to pilfer from the public purse by means of penile pumps!

[rickb308]

There’s a joke in just the url. LOL

local-beat/Men-Charged-With-Enhancing-Medicare-Fraud-With-Penis-Pumps

Local beat? LOL

[ConservativeStatement]

Catwoman said that was “purrfect.”

[ConservativeStatement]

Welcome to Miami, LOL.

[mdmathis6]

Alternate Headline: Suspects arrested in Penile Pump Pimping fraud; Taxpayers Anally Shafted!

[Slings and Arrows]

As for the pumps, I know a very liberal communist who posts on facebook who has a pump. It’s all I can do not to mention it. Now it’ll be all I can do not to post this story.

Don't hold back on my account.

Concerning South Carolina, did anyone see the news conference of the sheriff’s press conference in South Carolina about the woman who suffocated her toddlers then put them in a car and drove it into a river? The sheriff said they held her for “non-believability”. Is that a legal charge? They held her for speaking falsities and not speaking truthatudes?

Now that she's confessalyzed to murderating them it's mootish pointulate.

[Slings and Arrows]

If it was used, I’ll bet it was green.

[luvbach1]

I hope restitution is a primary part of their penalty. Too many people need help legitimately from Medicare.

[TexasPatriot1]

Penile pumps, tools, craftsman, Sears, Austin Powers, bureaucrats, medicare, South Carolina... Did I miss anything?
This thread is bordering on epic.

[GSWarrior]

Suspects Used Penis Pumps to Enhance Medicare Fraud

To enhance medicare fraud? I've been using them incorrectly, I fear.

[Fundamentally Fair]

As for the pumps, I know a very liberal communist who posts on facebook who has a pump. It’s all I can do not to mention it.

Two questions:

1. Why do you know this? Are you his butt boy?

2. In what discussion/debate could this fact possibly be germane?Are you intellectually weak?

[Anvilhead]

ROFL! That was some superbtastical humorosity.

[Slings and Arrows]

My gratitudiness for your praiseosity.

[mdmathis6]

Tunafish? Salami? Coarse grit sand paper?

[ArmstedFragg]

You know, what’s scary is that there’s no one at Medicare who had even a moment’s concern about writing a check to “Happy Trips”.

[mdmathis6]

Apparently they can be used to “ suck out” the tax payers’ wallets; why what were you doing with them? ;)

[paulycy]

What’s so bad about trying to fix erection flawed?