Walter Bond Went Vegan, Then Went To Bizzaro Land

The Weekly Vice ^ | July 26, 2010 | The Weekly Vice

[Bean Counter]

Glendale, Colorado (The Weekly Vice) - Walter Edmund Bond, a 34-year-old animal rights activist from Salt Lake City, Utah was jailed Thursday after he allegedly burned down a sheepskin factory in Colorado.

According to Denver Fire Department investigators, a fire was set on April 30th at the Sheepskin Factory, a business that sells products such as seat covers, shoes, rugs, and blankets. The fire resulted in $500,000 worth of damage, destroying the building and it's contents. Officials determined that the fire was intentionally set.

*SNIP*

Bond was booked into jail and charged with one count of arson of property affecting interstate commerce. If convicted, he faces a maximum prison term of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. He has not been charged with either Utah incident, although he takes responsibility.

**SCHNIPP**

Spanning the Globe...

[Bean Counter]

A thread like this is useless without pictures...



Many thanks for the steer on this one from IowntheWorld.com...

[JimC214]

Oh yeah! He looks really like a well adjusted individual.

[BwanaNdege]

Is fruitcake considered “vegan”?

Cause this guy definitely is....!

[Nepeta]

Oh yeah! He looks really like a well adjusted individual.

Yup, the very picture of balanced thinking and reasoning. I'd cross to the other side of the street to avoid coming close to this guy.

[Cowman]

If you know your neurobiology you know that nerve tracks in the brain are coated in a cholesterol based insulating material. Cholesterol is only available in animal based foods so if one does not eat animal products their brain will short circuit and they will start tattooing their face and burning down sheepskin manufacturing facilities.

Therefore, I contend that all Democrats should be forced to eat a steak at least once a week.

[I see my hands]

What dies a gay vegan do?

[Pablo64]

I'm not sure exactly, but I'm sure the words "meat substitute" come into play...

;-)

[Pablo64]

Just looking at that picture I bet this uber-dork has never even kissed a real girl before...

Yikes!!!

[Cowman]

In the words of the great Red Green; “Vegetarian is an old Indian word that means ‘lousy hunter”

[PATRIOT1876]

The result is that the sheep lost their lives for no reason and more will have to be killed to replenish the stock.

Nice try vegan!

[rdax]

His face sez - Don’t hire me

[PATRIOT1876]

He did because he thinks it will impress the ladies!

Oh yeah!! *said in a Jon Lovitz voice*

[sodpoodle]

Looks like he ate his hair as MDR for protein.

[The Comedian]

See-what-not-finishing-your-steak-dinner-will-do-to-your-brain ping.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m going to have a T-bone steak for supper in honor of this guy.

[twister881]

Bond was arrested at a friend's house, who stated that the suspect ate two hamburgers containing beef while he was there.

Not only a terrorist...a terrorist phony! Ha, ha, ha...the moron will get plenty of "meat" while in prison.

[GladesGuru]

“Therefore, I contend that all Democrats should be forced to eat a steak at least once a week.”

You are proposing an undue burden be placed on the rest of America’s citizens.

How about having the Democrats be fed a meal of the “new yellow meat”, A.K.A. sliced Liberal. After all, they do support the La Raza bunch - and that is a bunch of Meso-American retreads, complete with the Inca cannibal imagery.

[Slings and Arrows]

*snort* Reminds me of the 9/11 hijackers going to strip clubs.