Posted on 08/27/2010 8:41:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
If I lived in the area, I’d be torn. I like Chris Plante; I can’t take Beck.
Sweetie!
I've often wondered why David Limbaugh isn't a sub host?
This guy is rockin!
Sarahcuda is speaking, but I dislike Beck so much I don’t know what to do.
He’s ok, He gets it and he’s far better the Mark Seeee Moan
(((( MY LOVE ))))
Guess I’m going to be the turd in the punchbowl but I enjoy a sub for Rush when he’s a good one. Seems like Rush has lost his focus and is not as sharp as he used to be.
Like yesterday he started off with a masturbation story that had nothing to do with anything about politics.
Anyway, the point being, I subscribed to Rush 24/7 some years ago so that I could put the show on DVD and give them to people to get them in an attempt to convert them to conservatism.
Well, I haven’t had any reason to record any show for a few years now because Rush has just lost his edge IMO. Too many times he’s just winging it and not talking about the real things happening out there.
Flame away but point out to me where he’s had a show lately worth a re-listen like he used to have say 4 -5 years ago.
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I just don’t want to be associated with him. Can’t you go hear Sarah and leave?
A lot of people say that about Mark Levin, maybe it's an acquired taste? I'm really digging him so far. So much better than Mark C. Moan or Mark Dumbass.
Is homosexual marriage allowed in Saudi Arabia?? Sunni knights?
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Who’s that? LOL.
Why?
When he hosted the first time, I really liked him because he was so excited to be there.
If I knew when she was speaking yes!
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