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Tamarac woman says she stole ID to replace breast implants and furnish condo (Florida again)
Sun Sentinel ^ | August 26, 2010 | Juan Ortega

Posted on 08/27/2010 10:05:13 AM PDT by inflorida

FORT LAUDERDALE —

A Tamarac woman told a judge she stole someone's identity and spent nearly $20,000 in ill-gotten funds, largely because she needed to replace defective breast implants and furnish her condo.

Shatarka Nuby, 29, offered that explanation to U.S. District Judge William Zloch on Thursday as she pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to use unauthorized devices, or credit cards, and one count of aggravated identity theft. Nuby faces up to seven years in prison when she is sentenced Nov. 16.

"I feel bad for doing this," Nuby said. "I felt if it was someone in my family [victimized by identity theft], I would be upset."

Wearing an olive-green jumpsuit and shackles on her wrists and ankles, Nuby said she needed money to replace breast implants that gave her breathing problems, and to furnish the condo she recently moved into. She said she had been addicted to Ecstasy and suffered from depression.

(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: fakebreasts; fakeid; floriduh; wig

1 posted on 08/27/2010 10:05:14 AM PDT by inflorida
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To: inflorida
I'm surprised they let her wear her wig in that mugshot.

A picture truly does paint a thousand words.

2 posted on 08/27/2010 10:07:34 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: inflorida

Shatarka. Is she any kin to Gonorrhea Gaily or Nosmo King?


3 posted on 08/27/2010 10:08:15 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (There is no "common good" which minimizes or sacrifices the individual. --Walter Scott Hudson)
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To: inflorida

Seen better hairlines on barbie dolls.


4 posted on 08/27/2010 10:08:23 AM PDT by nhwingut (Palin/Bachmann '12)
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To: inflorida

So what is it again that we are supposed to feel sorry enough about and not throw your useless carcus into the slammer?


5 posted on 08/27/2010 10:08:25 AM PDT by mazda77 (Rubio for US Senate - West FL22nd - Scott for FL Gov. - Miller AK US Senate)
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To: inflorida

Why am I not surprised?

Terrible fake hair, too.


6 posted on 08/27/2010 10:10:40 AM PDT by wastedyears (Iron Maiden's new album in the top 5 in the US. Incredible)
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To: inflorida
Shatarka Nuby

Ah, another good Irish girl gone bad.
7 posted on 08/27/2010 10:10:57 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Obama--Playing a West Wing fantasy in a '24' world.)
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To: mazda77

Quick someone hid the Sharpies!


8 posted on 08/27/2010 10:10:57 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: inflorida

I guess it would be fair to say that she was “busted!”


9 posted on 08/27/2010 10:11:05 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: backwoods-engineer

it’s pronounced gon-oria,like gloria but fancier


10 posted on 08/27/2010 10:11:08 AM PDT by henry_reardon
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To: OldDeckHand
"I'm surprised they let her wear her wig in that mugshot."

Mugshots are normally taken to depict the person's appearance at the time of arrest...


11 posted on 08/27/2010 10:12:16 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: inflorida

Shatarka.

Gee, without the picture I knew what race she was.


12 posted on 08/27/2010 10:13:31 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: inflorida

What’s I find particularly bad is that she stole the college application of a 17 year old girl in order to get the fake credit.


13 posted on 08/27/2010 10:14:51 AM PDT by Moonman62 (Politicians exist to break windows so they may spend other people's money to fix them.)
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To: OldDeckHand

Not even new boobs can help a woman who looks like her!


14 posted on 08/27/2010 10:17:37 AM PDT by WellyP
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To: Secret Agent Man
Gee, without the picture I knew what race she was.

Yup, almost as telling a name as those of the twins, Orangejello and Lemonjello.

15 posted on 08/27/2010 10:17:37 AM PDT by Charles Martel ("Endeavor to persevere...")
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Busted, lol!

Wonder if they made her give the breast implant back, oh wait.


16 posted on 08/27/2010 10:17:57 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: OCCASparky

She needed some work on her nubies.


17 posted on 08/27/2010 10:18:06 AM PDT by Chi-townChief
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To: inflorida

“Shatarka Nuby”

You couldn’t come up with a name like that with a drunken game of Scrabble.


18 posted on 08/27/2010 10:18:59 AM PDT by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: inflorida

Worst wig... ever.


19 posted on 08/27/2010 10:19:31 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: henry_reardon
Yep! Loved that book.

"Unintended Consequences", by John Ross. Read it, patriots. It will feel like reading the news.

20 posted on 08/27/2010 10:19:36 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (There is no "common good" which minimizes or sacrifices the individual. --Walter Scott Hudson)
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To: Moonman62

There ought to be a way of counting in the amount of grief that was suffered by victims... but the “lady” is prolly bankrupt now.


21 posted on 08/27/2010 10:20:13 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: inflorida
to replace breast implants that gave her breathing problems

How do implants cause breathing problems, unless they're really huge?

22 posted on 08/27/2010 10:20:22 AM PDT by Clint Williams ( America -- a great idea, didn't last.)
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To: OCCASparky
good Irish girl gone bad,

What gave her away as Irish, was it the red hair?

23 posted on 08/27/2010 10:20:36 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
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To: Chi-townChief

Had a desire to appear nubile.


24 posted on 08/27/2010 10:20:50 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: inflorida

re>to replace defective breast implants and furnish her condo

OH...I was afraid she didn’t have a reason. Case dismissed.


25 posted on 08/27/2010 10:27:08 AM PDT by IC Ken
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To: inflorida

Nice wig.


26 posted on 08/27/2010 10:27:36 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote
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To: Secret Agent Man

I know, those darn crazy Amish “youts” again. When will this out of control Amish crimewave end?

Maybe if the government took away, I mean started “regulating”, all of those dangerous horse and buggies from them we’d all be safe, sane and saved.


27 posted on 08/27/2010 10:34:32 AM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam and illegal immigration.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Floriduh fakery PING!


28 posted on 08/27/2010 10:40:03 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Marker fight?


29 posted on 08/27/2010 10:41:09 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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To: inflorida

Very Guilty!!!!!


30 posted on 08/27/2010 10:45:33 AM PDT by njslim
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To: OldDeckHand
Maybe it differs by state. Michael Jackson was also allowed to keep on his wig. Yet I read of cases where wigs (possibly also makeup) were not allowed.

I have noticed on TV that most black women appear to wear wigs, even young women.

31 posted on 08/27/2010 10:49:45 AM PDT by Jane Austen (Boycott the Philadelphia Eagles!)
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To: njslim

I can’t believe it took 30 posts for a guilty verdict!


32 posted on 08/27/2010 10:55:41 AM PDT by inflorida
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To: inflorida
She said she had been addicted to Ecstasy and suffered from depression.

I wouldn't have thought that possible.

33 posted on 08/27/2010 11:15:06 AM PDT by southernnorthcarolina ("Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own." -- Aesop)
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To: WellyP

Somebody ping Laz!


34 posted on 08/27/2010 11:16:24 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Charles Martel

“Yup, almost as telling a name as those of the twins, Orangejello and Lemonjello.”

Or Gundarena and Gundarhetta (Ya gotta be from Cleveland.)


35 posted on 08/27/2010 11:18:26 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: inflorida
Well....it's only right. Obama isn't sharing his 'stash' like he said he would.

Ize gots to get my own.

36 posted on 08/27/2010 11:18:28 AM PDT by blam
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To: inflorida
The only solution:


37 posted on 08/27/2010 11:20:26 AM PDT by PissAndVinegar
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra; Lazamataz
Somebody ping Laz!

ping

38 posted on 08/27/2010 11:22:35 AM PDT by Clint Williams ( America -- a great idea, didn't last.)
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To: inflorida
I once lived in Tamarac. My grandparents moved to Tamarac from the north in the early 1970's. It used to be a retirement town, but the demographics have changed a bit since then.

-PJ

39 posted on 08/27/2010 11:22:55 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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To: inflorida

Guilty.


40 posted on 08/27/2010 11:33:25 AM PDT by NorthStarStateConservative (I'm just another disabled naturalized minority vegan pro life conservative.)
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To: inflorida
Well, if that's what it was for, then it is obviously OK and none of the prosecutor's business.
41 posted on 08/27/2010 11:36:05 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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To: backwoods-engineer

Her sister Sh-tonia and a cousin Syf-Phyilis.


42 posted on 08/27/2010 11:40:29 AM PDT by GOYAKLA (Flush Congress in 2010 & 2012)
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To: OldDeckHand

Let me be the first to say it:

“Shatarka Nuby’s Ruby Boobies”

That is all.


43 posted on 08/27/2010 11:40:51 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bakon Akbar!)
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To: inflorida

Now that is a face that could make a train take a dirt road.


44 posted on 08/27/2010 12:10:49 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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