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To: matt1234

Lying down in front of bulldozers tends to flatten you out.


3 posted on 09/08/2010 1:48:09 PM PDT by Dogbert41
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To: Dogbert41

“Lying down in front of bulldozers tends to flatten you out.”

Yes bulldozer breaks Rock.Paper.and Scissors also.


11 posted on 09/08/2010 1:51:42 PM PDT by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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To: Dogbert41

Dave Ramsey has a book for kids called “Battle of the Chores” which starts out with a brother and sister arguing because the brother ran over the sister’s “Darbie” with his bulldozer.

I always add in a line from “Junior”: “But Mom! I was just playing Rachel Corrie!”

The chillins’ have no idea, but it’s funny when the libinlaws are over...


13 posted on 09/08/2010 1:52:14 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: Dogbert41

She dove in front of it, and, bulldozers ( contrary to poplular belief ), cannot stop on a dime............................

I Imagine it was a disgusting sight to behold....

She was insane....

I will not apologise....


41 posted on 09/08/2010 3:18:46 PM PDT by waterhill (" I can forgive......perhaps....")
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