Can anything save ABC News from extinction? (Dinosaur Media DeathWatch™)

Marketwatch.com ^ | September 10, 2010 | Jon Friedman

[Buckeye McFrog]

they could try that Naked News format they had in Canada a few years ago where the headlines are read by a disrobing stripper. (Please, Gawd....NOT Christiane Amanpour!!!!)

[Savage Beast]

"Daring moves to install George Stephanopoulos at "Good Morning America" and Christiane Amanpour on "This Week" were applauded by critics."

Especially the critics who hope for ABC's extinction.

("Daring" moves!" Doesn't the drama of that expression send tingles up your leg!)

"I thought both of those decisions were sound at the time; now, I'm having some doubts."

You're in over your head, Jon. See if you can find another job...maybe mopping floors? checking the tags when people bring junk to landfills? Something like that.

[stuartcr]

As long as there is a network, there will be network news...as long as the programming attracks viewers and generates revenue, there will be a network.

[Dick Bachert]

If you read Bernie Goldberg’s books “Bias” and “Arrogance,”
you’ll know that this is another case of a rat leaving a sinking ship.

And, it appears, that the Old Grey Lady will soon me owned by Mexican Carlos Slim. That should be the final nail in that bitch’s coffin.

Good riddance to them all.

[Chode]

i hope not...