Posted on 09/10/2010 8:23:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
barack hussein obozo (piss be upon him) is FINALLY finished with his prepared speech and pre-approved questions.
He’s been talking about her for a while—I’d love to know who she is.
Don’t know if Katharine is jealous.
Good afternoon and megaRushIsHOTTodaydittos from Biggirl! PING!!!!!!!!!:)=^..^=
He has received so much flack about his inability to give a speech without teleprompters that he now has a plasma TV at the back of the room so the teleprompters are no longer visible to the TV viewers.
Narcissism is an ugly bitch.
Big brother on display and the MSM is mute/moot. Think David Greggy gave W his prepared questions in a presser?
Speaking of the pastor who was going to burn a Koran, why didn’t the guy just call it art? The ‘Rats love art. Remember Robert Mapplethorpe’s pics? Or Chris Ofili’s infamous portrait of the Virgin Mary? Now that I think about, I also don’t recall Christians rioting over those blasphemies. And don’t ‘Rats support one’s right to burn the flag? Why not burning a Koran...?
Rush is getting pretty good at his Barack Hussein 0bama, all worship be upon him, impression.
Rush ? your asking how do you change Washington ? well, in this case, it should be how do you change a light bulb ?
I’ve got a question for Barry: Why’d you help BP spring the Lockerbie bomber?
And what’s with the deal for the Underwear Bomber?
Muslim Protestors Burn Cross on Streets of London
Didn't get much press, did it? Go figger.
Yeah, every reporter should demand a real press conference or go off script when ever there is one
I believe that was the softball Chuck you Todd threw to our president.
Double standard? No Way!
If he repeated verbatim the text on that screen, how could the news media management justify paying reporters to sit for prepared text?
I have no poll, only going by the GOP’s dirty filthy tactics against a patriot.
Bush could give a better response to a question without thinking than zero (piss be upon him) can with his teleprompter / plasma crutches. I almost had to turn Rush off because of 0’s sound bites.
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