Posted on 09/10/2010 9:11:05 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
Gee. Well, I’m sorry - It’s hard, butt I really can’t pay attention to everythong. (Er, everything.)
Was she also worried about her strings breaking?
If illegal immigrants all looked like this chick, we’d all be liberals.
uhhhhh....nice analysis Robert.
:)
Some people zre just plain dumb.
Too easy.
She is a playboy model? Well, she is buxom, but, well, uh, she is buxom, that is for sure.
“Waaaaah! Why have I been divorced eight times? Why is all my money gone? Why don’t my relationships ever work out?”
Here’s why: you should never put your dick in the crazy.
Just a friendly, casual observation.
Carry on.
So let the first who has not partied with a stripper - throw the first stone.
*thunk*
I’ve never partied with strippers.
I have a few guy friends who used to work in clubs, though. According to them, it’s fun for about five minutes, and then you realize that none of those girls are sane. Suddenly the Reverse Cowgirl Princess is calling or texting you every twenty minutes to see if you still think she’s pretty, or showing up at your door the next day with her Toyota full of belongings and her two-year-old.
Look all you want - but anything beyond that, refer to previous admonition.
;-)
It’s a phase guys go through?
Anyway, I was accused of being “ah bored” this morning.
So let me fill in some details:
The hotel I’m staying at is hosting international ladies soccer and hockey playing teams.
The man/woman ratio is such that even an Libertarian could get laid.....
And rule 1: never attempt to keep up with an Aussie... even their women will do you in :^(
I see your point.
One time, in 1998, I was returning on the Metro from my temp job in DC, and I met up with a stripper, who asked me to drive her home. She told me her father ran with a biker gang.
If I remember correctly, she got my phone number when I dropped her off, but I was glad she didn’t decide to call me afterward.
Aren't those women, in general, more interested in each other than in men?
Let all who have not got stoned on a plane and tried to walk out at 20,000 feet - throw the first stone.
Where’s your sense of adventure?
Sure it’s a phase, and usually most will learn after one or two reaches into the fire that “look but don’t touch” is the better strategy.
Now go pick yourself out a nice spot to sit at that hotel, grab a beverage, and ogle till your eyeballs fall out.
Have you ever seen the origins of bungee jumping?
There’s this tribe on some South Pacific island, and every year in the spring they build a tower out of sticks to about 50 feet high. The men climb up, tie vines to their ankles, and jump. The ideal jump means that the very top of the man’s head barely makes contact with the ground below. Talk about an adventure!
Now we have a modernized version, with safety harnesses and fail-safes and equipment checks. Still an adventure... but one with some respect for past mistakes.
;-)
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