Headless Man Found Near Pipe-Bomb

NBC Chicago ^ | 9/14/10 | ANDREW GREINER and MARY ANN AHERN

[Kartographer]

Evanston police are investigating the discovery of a headless body near an middle school there.

Police won't confirm details until a 10 a.m. press conference.

Evanston Police Commander Tom Guenther did say that headless body of a shirtless man was discovered near Nichols Middle School, 800 Greenleaf St. in Evanston after a loud explosion rocked the neighborhood. A man who was walking his dog discovered the body near the school tennis courts

[ASOC]

Work accident?

[LearsFool]

Head-hunters from a nearby island?

[r9etb]

I’m guessing suicide by pipe bomb. (seriously)

[Uncle Ike]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2588858/posts?page=15

[Merlinator]

It must be those Amish drug cartels

[MplsSteve]

“Work accident?”

LOL!

[Kartographer]

Amish?

[Merlinator]

it was sarc

[Blue Jays]

Spontaneous combustion is totally underreported.
A drummer for the rock band Spinal Tap was killed in that fashion.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Oh s***, I forgot, is it he green wire or the red wire? Jeez, I dunno, I like red, it’s my favorite color, I’ll go with red, then.

[Kartographer]

I know ;-)

[ZX12R]

Headless? Surely there are many little pieces of it lying around.

[albie]

“Brainless Man Found in Oval Office”

[mainsail that]

“Head-hunters from a nearby island?”

The job market has sucked for a few years so headhunters are desperate for anything

[reagan_fanatic]

Evanston Police Commander Tom Guenther did say that headless body of a shirtless man was discovered

If only he were to have been found in a topless bar.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Best headline, ever.

[Moose4]

Cause, meet effect.

}:-)4

[Captain Steve]

Jihadi work accident. :))

[muawiyah]

Napolitano told us this never happens ~ no headless bodies at all.

Yet, there it is, the headless body in a Chicago suburb, not far from Obama's mansion!

Suffice it to say there are numerous suspects who should be questioned over this.