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Stimulus Loot Spent on Teaching Africans to Wash Their Privates
Right Wing News ^ | September 14, 2010 | Van Helsing

Posted on 09/15/2010 7:03:37 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Not all of the hundreds and hundreds of $billions our rulers have been looting from future generations and flushing away in the name of "stimulus" has been as flagrantly wasted as the $30 million spent to enhance the living conditions of rodents in Nancy Pelosi's district. For example, $800,000 was spent teaching Africans how to wash their genitals:

The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling — however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law.

It's nice to see that bureauweenies aren't throwing our money around indiscriminately.
Entitled "Community-Based HIV VCT: South Africa," the name of the broader umbrella project, the program plans to test how well received the penis-washing regimen is among South African men.

If most of the men in the study wash their genitals after sex, are willing to do so after the study ends, and report that their partners accept the regimen, the researchers will develop another study to see if the "penile cleansing procedure" actually works to prevent HIV infections.

No doubt this will require more "stimulus" funding.

One reason cancer doesn't get cured is that research funding increasingly comes from the government, which only cares about politically correct issues like Africans with venereal diseases.
The study's lead investigator Dr. Thomas J. Coates was the fourth highest-funded researcher in the country in 2002 and is currently conducting HIV research on three continents.

Next they'll blow another few $million that we don't have to spend on a study to find ways that cleaner genitals in Africa might somehow stimulate the American economy.

On a tip from Nancy. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: africa; africans; genitalia; genitals; hiv; hygiene; nancypelosi; nih; nimh; pelosi; personalhygiene; southafrica; stimulus

1 posted on 09/15/2010 7:03:40 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: JRios1968; Slings and Arrows; Allegra; al baby; Lazamataz; pax_et_bonum

You’re not gonna believe this...

Well, maybe you will...


2 posted on 09/15/2010 7:05:56 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Muslims are not the problem, the rest of the world is! /s)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Nothing like putting an $800K cart before the horse — no one even knows if washing one’s schwantzstuker does anything to prevent AIDS!


3 posted on 09/15/2010 7:07:26 PM PDT by skookum55 (Born American with the guarantee of a republic; destined to die a dhimmi on Obama's path to sharia.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Endorsed by Barney Frank
4 posted on 09/15/2010 7:07:48 PM PDT by True Grit
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This is nuts.

I hope they’re washing their generals as well.


5 posted on 09/15/2010 7:07:53 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek

Let us make sure we wash every rat and rinos nuts with a hot wire brush come November! viva la revolution!


6 posted on 09/15/2010 7:11:13 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (We are our founding fathers keepers)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Don’t give these crooks another dime, cut Washington!!


7 posted on 09/15/2010 7:11:16 PM PDT by aeonspromise
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Yah sorta figger stimulus and genital-washing would go gland-in-hand...

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8 posted on 09/15/2010 7:13:48 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (Live and Let Live; is not working...)
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9 posted on 09/15/2010 7:17:08 PM PDT by mrmeyer ("When brute force is on the march, compromise is the red carpet." Ayn Rand)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I especially appreciate the fact that this money was spent on african-africans, NOT african-Americans!

I am sooo very concerned about the HIV infection rate in South Africa where men rape infants in the belief that this will be protect then from AIDS.

Way to go UCLA. You morons.


10 posted on 09/15/2010 7:18:26 PM PDT by 43north (BHO: 50% white, 50% black, 100% red)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Isn't that what the curtains are for, anyway?

11 posted on 09/15/2010 7:20:38 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
$800,000 was spent teaching Africans how to wash their genitals

Someone notify The Hague.....this qualifies as "ethnic cleansing."

12 posted on 09/15/2010 7:23:02 PM PDT by edpc (It's Kräusened)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
These are Californicators at UCLA--guess how long it took them to figure this out...of course, the white liberal weenies think it will be even harder for black guys.
13 posted on 09/15/2010 7:27:15 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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And they think the right wing is dangerous??????


14 posted on 09/15/2010 7:29:16 PM PDT by Notasoccermom
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

THEY NEED to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals WITH SOAP BEFORE AND AFTER having sex.


15 posted on 09/15/2010 7:30:33 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
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OK I'll give a shot at the best dem spin line.

BO is, as we all know, an avid golfer. Being an avid golfer he's learned the game of golf is always more enjoyable if you play with clean balls. He just wanted his African brothers to know the enjoyment of playing with clean balls.

16 posted on 09/15/2010 8:04:35 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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Stimulus Loot Spent on Teaching Africans to Wash Their Privates

Corporals and Sergeants allowed to remain dirty....The devil made me say that.

DC

17 posted on 09/15/2010 8:05:59 PM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannolis. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: IMR 4350

“He just wanted his African brothers to know the enjoyment of playing with clean balls.”

So, it’s kind of like a welfare program for African balls? Don’t white balls deserve any money?


18 posted on 09/15/2010 8:07:43 PM PDT by dljordan ("His father's sword he hath girded on, And his wild harp slung behind him")
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Hey, don't knock this kind of stuff! If 50 years ago they would have taught Obama’s African father to use condoms, we wouldn't be in the situation we're in today!
19 posted on 09/15/2010 8:09:49 PM PDT by apillar
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I just pour bourbon on lil al


20 posted on 09/15/2010 8:20:50 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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Rich American golfers already know the enjoyment of playing with clean balls. Ball washers are provided for them so they can clean their balls before they start playing.

Africa has no ball washers. Africans have to play golf with dirty balls.

BO just wants to provide Africa with ball washers so they don’t have to play golf with dirty balls.


21 posted on 09/15/2010 8:42:56 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The do-gooders who launched this misconceived project had no idea the costs would — er— get out of hand. It seems when these folks began washing, they found it rather — er — uplifting and the sponsors are shipping soap over there by the shipload to — ah — satisfy the demand.

They have just begun a NEW project to supply glasses to combat the epidemic of vision impairment and blindness.


22 posted on 09/15/2010 8:44:57 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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If the Africans receiving these instructions don't know how to wash their respective penises and vaginas, they have much greater concerns. There has to be fraud behind this. I mean, the politicians aren't stupid enough to waste money on something like this, can they?

Then again, maybe there is an opportunity here. I mean, maybe there is a correct way to wash one's penis. Perhaps I need some monetary assistance in this area.
23 posted on 09/15/2010 8:46:33 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: Dick Bachert

Not to mention the tons of hair remover being sent over for the palms of their hands!


24 posted on 09/15/2010 8:47:42 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Muslims are not the problem, the rest of the world is! /s)
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25 posted on 09/15/2010 11:34:33 PM PDT by StopObama2012 (CLICK ME to expose Osaudi)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!


26 posted on 09/16/2010 12:04:08 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (Fix bayonets!)
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27 posted on 09/16/2010 12:10:55 AM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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