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Taliban commander found hiding in oven
CNN ^ | 9/16/10 | Staff

Posted on 09/16/2010 3:37:19 PM PDT by Nachum

For the second time in less than a month, security forces hunting for Taliban commanders found one hiding inside an oven, officials said Thursday. In the latest incident Tuesday, a sub-commander allegedly responsible for attacks in three districts was found hiding in a floor oven of a compound when Afghan and coalition forces raided the location in Logar province in eastern Afghanistan. On August 31, NATO-led troops found another sub-commander hiding in an oven, breathing through a tube,(Snip) The militant had allegedly returned from Pakistan recently where he trained new recruits to make bombs.

(Excerpt) Read more at afghanistan.blogs.cnn.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: commander; found; hiding; oven; taliban
One down, a few million to go
1 posted on 09/16/2010 3:37:23 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

If only someone just heated it up. *sigh*


2 posted on 09/16/2010 3:38:36 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Ve'al kulam eloha s'lichot, s'lach lanu, m'chal lanu, kaper lanu.)
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To: Nachum
Soldier..... get me a match.
3 posted on 09/16/2010 3:41:10 PM PDT by WyvernAK (Knowledge is Power, ie Obama is in trouble)
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To: Nachum

Nothing Says Lovin’ Like Something From the Oven!


4 posted on 09/16/2010 3:42:06 PM PDT by dfwgator (Rangers Magic Number - 8)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
If only someone just heated it up. *sigh*

ISLAMOPHOBE! ISLAMOPHOBE!!..hurry Amanpour..over here..I got an islamophobe!!!!!!!! ;)

5 posted on 09/16/2010 3:42:40 PM PDT by BerniesFriend (Sarah Palin-"Lord knows she's attractive" says bitter Andrea Mitchell and the rest of the MSM)
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To: All
"Taliban commander found hiding in oven"

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Stick a Fork in It

6 posted on 09/16/2010 3:43:59 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Nachum

Since Patraeus took over, he’s been kind of quietly killing a lot of Taliban.


7 posted on 09/16/2010 3:44:49 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Nachum
Image and video hosting by TinyPic Quickly Doc, the infidels are coming!!
8 posted on 09/16/2010 3:47:34 PM PDT by festusbanjo (The Tea Party is what the Republicans used to be, the Democrats are what the Soviets used to be.)
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To: musicman

LOL! Took me a few seconds to realize what the red tab thing was.


9 posted on 09/16/2010 3:47:39 PM PDT by Mmogamer (I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
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To: Nachum

Match, please!


10 posted on 09/16/2010 3:48:08 PM PDT by 60Gunner (Mohammed was not a prophet and Islam is not a religion.)
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To: nuconvert

They have taken strongholds in southern Afghanistan especially Helmand province. They have lots of illiterate stupid boys to do their dirty work.

It’s a very hard situation. Very hard.


11 posted on 09/16/2010 3:49:04 PM PDT by romanesq (For George Soros so loved the world, he gave us Obama)
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To: dfwgator
sniff—sniff—”Ali, that really smells good, what's in the oven?”
12 posted on 09/16/2010 3:49:08 PM PDT by JPG (Care for another lobster, Mookie? How's your steak? Ready for another triple Stoli/rocks?)
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To: Nachum

I can see a new model of the Easy Bake Oven being developed.

“Kids, get the new Easy Bake Oven. It comes complete with 4 Taliban commanders for easy cooking.”


13 posted on 09/16/2010 3:51:58 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I aspire to a large carbon footprint; just like Al Gore's)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Are Taliban considered Kosher?


14 posted on 09/16/2010 3:52:35 PM PDT by dfwgator (Rangers Magic Number - 8)
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To: dfwgator

Taliban may be Kosher. Since they are often Satyrs, they must have cloven hooves. And if they chew their cud (as every one here knows, mention of the Taliban must be preceded by a Barf Alert), then it is possible they are Kosher.

I’ll ask my rabbi. :-)


15 posted on 09/16/2010 3:56:32 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Stimulus. 0bamaCare. Cap and Tax. 9/11 Victory Mosque. TARP. Amnesty. Summer of Recovery.)
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To: nuconvert

Actualy in order to not abuse the human rights of the terrorists, obambi changed the rules from capture and try to get info or kill if you must, to protect their rights just blow them up, and don’t bother with the intel. Ya know they want to die anyway so giving them what they want is not abuse.


16 posted on 09/16/2010 3:58:34 PM PDT by waynesa98
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To: Nachum

Should have locked the door and turned the thing on.


17 posted on 09/16/2010 4:00:54 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: dfwgator

“Are Taliban considered Kosher?”

Only if a rabbi blesses the bullets used to bag them.


18 posted on 09/16/2010 4:02:11 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I aspire to a large carbon footprint; just like Al Gore's)
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To: festusbanjo

Bugs Bunny: All right, where’s Rocky? Where’s he hiding?
Bugs Bunny: [Normal] He’s not in this stove.
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Oho! He’s hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs Bunny: Now look, would I turn on this gas if my friend Rocky was in there?
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs Bunny: Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if my friend was in there?
[Throws match in stove; it explodes]
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] All right, rabbit, you’ve convinced me. I’ll look for Rocky in the city.
[Closes door]
Bugs Bunny: The coast is clear, fellas. They’ve gone.


19 posted on 09/16/2010 4:02:49 PM PDT by HumbleButExceedinglyAccurate
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To: Nachum; All

“It’s Shake and Bake, and I helped”!!


20 posted on 09/16/2010 4:02:59 PM PDT by conservativeharleyguy (Democrats: Over 60 million fooled daily!)
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To: Nachum
The Taliban-friendly version of one of these classics...

Bake up sweet and tasty treats with the EASY-BAKE Oven and Snack Center by Hasbro. Use the included mixes, pans and accessories to whip up cakes and cookies that you cook inside the inside the classic lightbulb oven. Keep your treats warm in the special warming chamber until you're ready to frost, serve and enjoy. An included booklet has even more yummy ideas and recipes that are just the frosting on the cake! Hot pink.

Adult assembly required. 100-watt frosted or standard lightbulb required (not included). Do not use soft white or long-life bulbs. 120V AC only.

21 posted on 09/16/2010 4:08:05 PM PDT by BWDog
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To: Nachum

Matches!!!


22 posted on 09/16/2010 4:08:50 PM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: Nachum

That’s nothing. They found Charlie Manson crammed into a 22” sinkbase cabinet, with the plumbing inside of it too. The cabinet was so small, nobody bothered to check it when they first searched the house to round up all their suspects. Only when a cop went back into take a leak, did he notice a lock of hair sticking out of the door.


23 posted on 09/16/2010 4:10:55 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Nachum

Fire it up!


24 posted on 09/16/2010 4:14:53 PM PDT by rickb308 (I love watching libruls heads explode as they see their dogma run over by their karma.)
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To: Nachum

Now I suppose they let him out, too. Too bad.


25 posted on 09/16/2010 4:15:06 PM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
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To: Nachum

Bake at 350 for 45 minutes. Serve with pork rinds.


26 posted on 09/16/2010 4:35:59 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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To: Nachum

Will never forget the pictures of our soldiers finding Saddam in the rat hole. IIRC: “President Bush says hello”.


27 posted on 09/16/2010 4:38:30 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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To: Nachum

Reminds of a story I heard about some hippies who lived in Vermont in the seventies. They were into pottery. The stacked their kiln high with unfired pieces and fired it up. Around that time their cat disappeared. They never did find that cat. But when they unloaded the cooled-down kiln several days later, the pottery was a mess.


28 posted on 09/16/2010 4:46:24 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: cynwoody

My mother turned on a dryer with a cat in it.

If you ever have a desire to find out what a cat looks like without hair, that’s the way to do it.

Before somebody ask, no the cat didn’t make it.


29 posted on 09/16/2010 5:02:05 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: dfwgator

The Taliban are kosher only when they have been kept under heavily salted water for 24 hours. Then the only thing left is their “Tali-wacker” (Porky’s II).


30 posted on 09/16/2010 5:16:15 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: HumbleButExceedinglyAccurate

Absolutely one of the classic Bugs routines. Two guys on my college track team used to do “You might rabbit. You might.” to everything in sight, leaving us in stitches.


31 posted on 09/16/2010 5:54:25 PM PDT by Dahoser (Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
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To: Nachum

Just happen to have a recipe for that. Broil on Hi, shoot anything that come out.


32 posted on 09/16/2010 6:08:54 PM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US Government to Kill Commies. Now ain't that ironic?)
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To: Nachum

“Wonderful! I love Afghani food!”

33 posted on 09/16/2010 6:25:15 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...Richard Frank DeCamp, 11/13/34-9/15/10, R.I.P.)
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To: Nachum

There is easier ways to deal with that threat then pulling the guy out of the oven.............


34 posted on 09/17/2010 1:09:35 AM PDT by Del Rapier
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