Skip to comments.Taliban commander found hiding in oven
Posted on 09/16/2010 3:37:19 PM PDT by Nachum
For the second time in less than a month, security forces hunting for Taliban commanders found one hiding inside an oven, officials said Thursday. In the latest incident Tuesday, a sub-commander allegedly responsible for attacks in three districts was found hiding in a floor oven of a compound when Afghan and coalition forces raided the location in Logar province in eastern Afghanistan. On August 31, NATO-led troops found another sub-commander hiding in an oven, breathing through a tube,(Snip) The militant had allegedly returned from Pakistan recently where he trained new recruits to make bombs.
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That’s nothing. They found Charlie Manson crammed into a 22” sinkbase cabinet, with the plumbing inside of it too. The cabinet was so small, nobody bothered to check it when they first searched the house to round up all their suspects. Only when a cop went back into take a leak, did he notice a lock of hair sticking out of the door.
Fire it up!
Now I suppose they let him out, too. Too bad.
Bake at 350 for 45 minutes. Serve with pork rinds.
Will never forget the pictures of our soldiers finding Saddam in the rat hole. IIRC: “President Bush says hello”.
Reminds of a story I heard about some hippies who lived in Vermont in the seventies. They were into pottery. The stacked their kiln high with unfired pieces and fired it up. Around that time their cat disappeared. They never did find that cat. But when they unloaded the cooled-down kiln several days later, the pottery was a mess.
My mother turned on a dryer with a cat in it.
If you ever have a desire to find out what a cat looks like without hair, that’s the way to do it.
Before somebody ask, no the cat didn’t make it.
The Taliban are kosher only when they have been kept under heavily salted water for 24 hours. Then the only thing left is their “Tali-wacker” (Porky’s II).
Absolutely one of the classic Bugs routines. Two guys on my college track team used to do “You might rabbit. You might.” to everything in sight, leaving us in stitches.
Just happen to have a recipe for that. Broil on Hi, shoot anything that come out.
“Wonderful! I love Afghani food!”
There is easier ways to deal with that threat then pulling the guy out of the oven.............