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50 Dumb Liberal Quotes
thestir.com ^ | September 14, 2010 | Jenny Erikson

Posted on 09/20/2010 7:58:13 PM PDT by facedodge

1. Sheryl Crow on Environmentalism: "I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.'"

2. Joe Biden on culturalism: "In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."

3. Whoopi Goldberg on 43-year-old Roman Polanski raping and sodomizing a 13-year-old girl: "I know it wasn't rape-rape. It was something else but I don't believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and and [sic] when they let him out he was like "You know what this guy's going to give me a hundred years in jail I'm not staying, so that's why he left."

4. Joy Behar on Economics: "Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?"

5. John Conyers on the Health Care Bill, which he voted for: "I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'"

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: liberalquotes; liberals; quotes
feel free to add your own to the list.

My favorite is number 27

27. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."

1 posted on 09/20/2010 7:58:15 PM PDT by facedodge
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To: facedodge
Deval Patrick on Freedom of Assembly: "It's a free country. I wish it weren't."
2 posted on 09/20/2010 8:07:12 PM PDT by Mygirlsmom (There is no more Recession! It is now to be called "Economic Climate Destruction")
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To: facedodge

I am surprised that Joe Biden doesn’t own all fifty.


3 posted on 09/20/2010 8:11:15 PM PDT by Hoodat (.For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: Mygirlsmom
Obama: Articulate Health Care Genius: "Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer"
4 posted on 09/20/2010 8:13:13 PM PDT by Mygirlsmom (There is no more Recession! It is now to be called "Economic Climate Destruction")
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To: Mygirlsmom

That should cap him at his current job.


5 posted on 09/20/2010 8:19:46 PM PDT by truthfreedom
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To: facedodge
A few more additions:


6 posted on 09/20/2010 8:29:18 PM PDT by Zakeet (Like the wise Wee Wee said, "We can't be broke ... we still have checks in the checkbook.")
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To: facedodge

Barack Obama: “I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?”

*

(head shaking)


7 posted on 09/20/2010 8:31:36 PM PDT by max americana (I post 1st..and show up last)
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To: facedodge

Remember that guy who said an island would tip over if too many people moved to one end?


8 posted on 09/20/2010 8:43:54 PM PDT by Master of Orion
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To: facedodge

Man the comments the libs are making on the article are just as funny. It’s astonishing how they can defend stupidity so easily.


9 posted on 09/20/2010 9:03:00 PM PDT by utherdoul
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To: Hoodat

Gore in an 11/12/09 interview on NBC’s tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, speaking on geothermal energy, champion of slide show science, can’t even get the temperature of earth’s mantle right, claiming “several million degrees” at “2 kilometers or so down”. Oh, and the “crust of the earth is hot” too.

This is the Sun’s temperature close to the center.
Temperature of the Earths mantle, more than “2 kilometers or so down”: between 500 °C to 900 °C

The guy won a Noble prize.

No wonder he believes in Global warming.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/11/18/al-gore-earths-interior-extremely-hot-several-million-degrees


10 posted on 09/20/2010 9:03:11 PM PDT by cruise_missile
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To: facedodge

Vice President Biden: ‘I’m second in line to be president!’


11 posted on 09/20/2010 9:10:49 PM PDT by cruise_missile
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To: facedodge

They also have a link to the top dumb Conservative quotes. They were nowhere near as bad - a lot of them were purposeful jokes, or even true - but the comments underneath were how horrid they were.

However, the people under the liberal quotes didn’t see how bad they were. It’s so strange.

How can 50.”I think I was unprepared for war.” ~ George W. Bush - compete with lib quote 50 - 50. Joe Biden to Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair bound: “stand up ... Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you!”

The conservative ones are mostly mispeaking - you can devine the thought behind it. While the lib ones are some really outrageous opinions that these people believe, like the blogger that thought Mary Jo Kopechne would think it was worth being drowned by Ted because he was such a great man.


12 posted on 09/20/2010 9:12:34 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: facedodge

Only 50!


13 posted on 09/20/2010 9:13:29 PM PDT by reg45
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To: Master of Orion

#12 on the list


14 posted on 09/20/2010 9:13:33 PM PDT by JRios1968 (What’s the difference between 0bama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers.)
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To: facedodge

23. Joe Biden on History: “When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.”


15 posted on 09/20/2010 9:15:28 PM PDT by JRios1968 (What’s the difference between 0bama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers.)
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To: facedodge

36. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: “I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where’s Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.”


16 posted on 09/20/2010 9:18:05 PM PDT by JRios1968 (What’s the difference between 0bama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers.)
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To: JRios1968

Ol’ Joe and Ted the now deceased swimmer were exquisite examples of what too much alcohol does to the huamn brain ... and they are/were prime democrats.


17 posted on 09/20/2010 9:19:19 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Morg, believing they cannot be deceived, it's nye impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

I’m wondering how Barry the Bastard’s comment on the dead soldiers ‘some of whom he sees are here with us today’ comment was left out.


18 posted on 09/20/2010 9:25:26 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Morg, believing they cannot be deceived, it's nye impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: facedodge

This Ted Ralls guy is a horible human.


19 posted on 09/20/2010 9:29:55 PM PDT by IOWAfan (Iowa Hawkeye Football Fanatic)
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To: Mygirlsmom
It's hard to beat #12

"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize,"

But my former "representative" Waxman comes close with #26

"We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap."

20 posted on 09/20/2010 9:52:34 PM PDT by eclecticEel (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: 7/4/1776 - 3/21/2010)
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To: cruise_missile
Gore Gaffe Videos
21 posted on 09/20/2010 9:55:41 PM PDT by Hoodat (.For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: Hoodat

From that link.
Have to post this one:

Al Gore claims “I took the initiative in creating the Internet,” but mixed up Web addressing. An August 8, 1996 story by Bob Schieffer on the CBS Evening News shows Bill Clinton and Gore looking over the shoulders of school kids who appear to be surfing the Web. Clinton asks Gore: “What’s our e-mail address, Al? You know that?” Gore replies with a Web address: “Yeah, w, w, w, dot White House.” Gore pauses and an aide pipes up “dot gov,” prompting Gore to add an erroneous extra “dot” as he instructs the student to enter “dot gov dot.”

During January 17, 1993 pre-Inaugural tour of Monticello, Thomas Jefferson’s home, shown live by C-SPAN, Al Gore asks of busts of George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Marquis de Lafayette: “Who are these people?” Also along on the tour: wife Tipper as well as Bill and Hillary Clinton.

“I took the initiative in creating the Internet,” Al Gore preposterously claimed on the March 9, 1999 Late Edition/PrimeTime, but that didn’t faze CNN’s Wolf Blitzer who just kept tossing softball questions.

Last one is my favorite.


22 posted on 09/20/2010 10:03:05 PM PDT by cruise_missile
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To: facedodge
How about when Obama was filling out a NCAA March Madness bracket and misspelled Syracuse when Syracuse was in the previous round. Right next to his hand on the white board.
23 posted on 09/20/2010 10:07:27 PM PDT by cruise_missile
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To: facedodge

I believe that #34 unintentionally states the desired goal of all leftists.

In the ads on the side of the page, I found the “Hot on Facebook” headline “Doctors Choose Breast Over Formula” rather apropos to the whole topic...


24 posted on 09/20/2010 10:08:31 PM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: facedodge

Bookmark for later


25 posted on 09/20/2010 11:22:40 PM PDT by wac3rd (Somewhere in Hell, Ted Kennedy snickers....)
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To: Hoodat

Only six? They missed this one:”The next Republican that questions my faith, I’m going to shove my Rosary down their throat”.


26 posted on 09/21/2010 3:09:44 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: facedodge

It has never registered with liberals that it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought stupid, then it is to open your mouth and remove all doubt.


27 posted on 09/21/2010 8:40:01 AM PDT by Western Phil
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To: facedodge

It has never registered with liberals that it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought stupid, then it is to open your mouth and remove all doubt.


28 posted on 09/21/2010 8:40:01 AM PDT by Western Phil
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