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To: Eleutheria5

Here’s how you keep jews in the attic w/o lying-

nazi: do you have jews in your attic?

citizen: I have juice in the refrigerator.

nazi: no, not juice, jews.

citizen: nuts are in the pantry, but no juice.

nazi: are you deaf, i mean jews.

citizen: i’m not deaf, but if you need juice you can have some.

After enough of this, the nazi leaves, or they break in and make a discovery, which you can’t help anyway.

Of course, if they wanted to break in, they wouldn’t have bothered asking to begin with. The trick is to not look guilty.

This is good stuff to know as our own government grows in power and our rights disappear...


27 posted on 09/24/2010 4:52:15 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: fruser1

Heck, just lie.. The Bible say’s not to “bear false witness against your neighbor”, in this case, you would be using false witness to save your neighbor- very different than using it against him.


35 posted on 09/24/2010 5:27:46 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: fruser1

lol. Orange Jews? Grape jews? Apple jews? What do you like?


44 posted on 09/24/2010 7:07:43 AM PDT by Huck (Q: How can you tell a party is in the minority? A: They're complaining about the deficit.)
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