Former Air Force Officers: UFOs Tampered With Nuclear Missiles

AOL News ^ | Sept. 25, 2010 | Lee Speigel

[nralife]

Former Air Force Officers: UFOs Tampered With Nuclear Missiles

Updated: 2 hours 39 minutes ago

(Sept. 25) -- Former U.S. Air Force officers and a former enlisted man are about to break many years of silence about an alarming series of UFO encounters at nuclear weapons sites -- incidents officially kept secret for decades.

When the group appears at a press conference at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., on Monday, it will offer testimony about events so chilling, it will seem like a day at a science fiction movie festival.

To put you in the mood for the stories that will soon unfold, we're presenting one here, involving former Air Force Capt. Robert Salas, one of the hosts of the Washington event.

[garjog]

“Disinformation Officers”

OK. So you think that the military creates these stories, gives them the appearance of authenticity, to scare our enemies — as if we know something that they don’t — that we perhaps have taken alien technology for weapons use or are just trying to mess up their minds and distract them from the Jihad?

[nralife]

No. I should have said Disinformation Officers on Free Republic at the ready.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

What “they” still keep under wraps is the fact that UFO’s are piloted by Bigfoot. That fact explains why no Bigfoot body has ever been found. When a Bigfoot UFO crewman dies his body is taken by his fellow UFO crewman. I know this to be true as I am Bigfoot’s love child. Look at the Patterson film, it shows my father running for his saucer. The mystery is solved.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

By the way the Chupacabra is Bigfoot’s attack pet.

[proudofthesouth]

I've been fascinated by UFOs as far back as I can remember and have read probably hundreds of books on the subject. I was convinced they were real.

Then I became a born again Christian and realized that they are nothing more than tools of Satan.

I threw away every book I had on the topic and have stayed away from reading about them (except for the occasional post here on FR) since then.

[narses]

Cultists one and all.

[BenLurkin]

I know they might seem imposing
But trust me, if they ever show in your section
Believe me, it’s for your own protection
Cause they see things that you need not see
And they be places that you need not be
So go on with your life
Forget that roswell crap

8^)

[BenLurkin]

Christians are cultists? I knew we had a few atheists on this site but I didn’t realize there are overt Christophobes.

[Terry Mross]

This will probably be muslims in “airships” about to launch their attack.

[GLDNGUN]

Why the blazes are you juxtaposing evangelist Aimee Semple McPherson with the Hale-Bopp MURDER guy?

Was that McPherson? I thought it was Kathryn Kuhlman.

[narses]

Sista Aimmee was a cultist, a liar and a serial adulterer.

[GLDNGUN]

I became a born again Christian and realized that they are nothing more than tools of Satan.

That may very well be the case, but I would be interested in what your theory is. Are UFOs physical objects? Or just Satanic manifestations? Are "aliens" real? Or just Satanic manifestations? If this is the case, why are Satanic UFOs tampering with nuclear facilities? What other Satanic manifestions do that? None that I'd heard of.

[nralife]

I know you’re not Catholic, but here ya go:

Vatican: It’s OK to believe in aliens

May 13, 2008 12:48 PM US/Eastern

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90KSE100&show_article=1

VATICAN CITY (AP) - The Vatican’s chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God.

The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.

In an interview published Tuesday by Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, Funes says that such a notion “doesn’t contradict our faith” because aliens would still be God’s creatures.

The interview was headlined “The extraterrestrial is my brother.” Funes said that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like “putting limits” on God’s creative freedom.

[narses]

“What other Satanic manifestions do that?”

Democrats. Communists. But I repeat myself.

[BenLurkin]

I will be praying for you.

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move to slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, to punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

[dainbramaged]

There are billions of galaxies out there - not stars, but galaxies like our own Milky Way. To be so smug and convinced otherwise to the point of mockery shows a line of thinking comparable to the Catholic big shot who refused to look through Gallileo’s telescope. If God created everything, did he create the universe solely for us humans? That is the sin of pride and arrogance.

[narses]

Thank you. And I you.

[CapnJack]

Mr. Salas obviously is mistaken in his beliefs. It was only a strange coincident that the 10 missiles were rendered inoperable. Nothing more.

[jonrick46]

I demand the photos before any nitwit tells the public of any fantasy UFO science fiction stories.

The phony video said to be filmed in 1947 of a UFO crew member on an autopsy table was enough to call it all BS.