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Freak show unbearable to watch (Hilarious review of CNN's new Parker Spitzer program)
New York Post ^ | October 5, 2010 | Andrea Peyser

Posted on 10/05/2010 4:18:41 AM PDT by Zakeet

Edited on 10/05/2010 7:47:29 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Squirming like a flounder and blushing a terrible shade of crimson, Eliot Spitzer made his debut as a CNN talk-show host last night, looking as rushed and uncomfortable as a john on an austerity budget.

I haven't seen a man look so embarrassingly awkward in the presence of a woman since the day I saw Eliot and his wife, Silda, together at a press conference.


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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cnn; cnn4romney; cnn4terrorists; msm; msm4romney; operationleper; palin; parker; parker4dnc; parker4romney; parkervsgop; parkervspalin; romney; romneyvspalin; spitzer

Looks like the MSM idiots at Chicken Noodle News came up with another winner

1 posted on 10/05/2010 4:18:50 AM PDT by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet

Kathleen Parker, a “conservative columnist” only CNN could love. I could make some comment about whores and whoremongers, but I won’t.


2 posted on 10/05/2010 4:21:50 AM PDT by scottinoc
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To: Zakeet
I would rather get a root canal than watch those two. In fact... I highly prefer the Dentist over cnn.

LLS

3 posted on 10/05/2010 4:25:30 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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To: Zakeet

Wow. This Peyser lady knows how to do a hit piece. Of course, she had a lot to hit.


4 posted on 10/05/2010 4:30:47 AM PDT by November 2010
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To: Zakeet

Parker: "Client #9, .... I mean Eliot... ,
why do the majority of hookers who have serviced you
support and work for Mitt Romney .... like me?"


Fact: The McCain/Palin ticket was up ++4 to 10 pts. in some polls, days prior to the election.
So rather than helping the GOP, Romney and
Parker and the rest of TeamROMNEY decided
…… to attack Gov. Palin to throw Election2008.


Late in October, The American Spectator's The Prowler revealed:
"Former Mitt Romney presidential campaign staffers…
have been involved in spreading anti-Palin spin to reporters, seeking to diminish her standing after the election.
'Sarah Palin is a lightweight, she won't be the first, not even the third, person people will think of when it comes to 2012,'
says one former Romney aide…
'The only serious candidate ready to challenge to lead the Republican Party is Mitt Romney.
"Some former Romney aides were behind the recent leaks to media, including CNN, that Governor Sarah Palin was a 'diva' and was going off message intentionally."


Kathleen Parker: "[I]t is increasingly clear that Palin is a problem." "Parker ... says something publicly that many of us have thought privately
but lacked the courage to say out loud - Palin should step down:"


"Kathleen Parker: After Interviews, Palin Should Bow Out"


Kathleen Parker: "Romney would bring more than squeaky clean qualifications
and youthful good looks to the ticket.
Romney would seem a logical choice."


"Parker: Romney raised bar on freedoms"
Kathleen Parker: "If Kennedy's speech was an important landmark in American political history,
Romney's was surpassing. With heartfelt humility and poetic eloquence,
he tracked the nation's struggle with and for freedom."


Staggering bigotry of Kathleen Parker - UPDATED"


Who benefits most from Sanford meltdown? Californian (that's right) Mitt Romney


"Peeking Out From the McCain Wreckage: Mitt Romney"

"Someone's got to say it: IS MITT ROMNEY RESPONSIBLE FOR OBAMA'S VICTORY?"

"Vanity: Team Romney Sabotaged Palin and Continuing to Do So?"

"Romney Supporters Trashing Palin"

"Romney advisors sniping at Palin?"



5 posted on 10/05/2010 4:31:20 AM PDT by Diogenesis ('Freedom is the light of all sentient beings.' - Optimus Prime)
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To: Zakeet

So what do you think? How long will this thing air before cancellation?


6 posted on 10/05/2010 4:32:25 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Zakeet

“...Parker, whose sumptuous cleavage...”

What?


7 posted on 10/05/2010 4:33:47 AM PDT by vladimir998 (Part of the Vast Catholic Conspiracy (hat tip to Kells))
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To: Zakeet

I never, ever watch cnn. However, if this program is as bizarre as the author depicts, I just might have to watch this.


8 posted on 10/05/2010 4:34:13 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Diogenesis
Admit it, you're just another Mitt Romney troll, ain'tcha? lol

Wish you'd quit pimping the pimp on FR, he already has all the friends he can buy.

And Kathleen Parker? Good hit on her .... what a trollmuffin.

9 posted on 10/05/2010 4:36:09 AM PDT by lentulusgracchus
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To: Zakeet
Aaron Sorkin, the former crack head

I'm glad he stopped using crack. That stuff can mess up people's minds and make them sound paranoid and delusional.
10 posted on 10/05/2010 4:36:09 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Am I my half-brother's keeper?)
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To: GreenHornet
How long will this thing air before cancellation?

I'm surprised they let it run the entire episode.
11 posted on 10/05/2010 4:38:42 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Am I my half-brother's keeper?)
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To: Diogenesis
Paraphrasing Saturday Night Live:

"Kathleen! You ignorant slut!"

12 posted on 10/05/2010 4:43:32 AM PDT by Bushbacker1 (I miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! 2012 - The End Of An Error! (Oathkeeper))
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To: Zakeet

They screwed up on the title, though; it should be “Media Whore / Client 9 “.


13 posted on 10/05/2010 4:49:35 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: theDentist

Are your ears burning this morning? ;)


14 posted on 10/05/2010 4:56:46 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Zakeet

LOL! Chicken Noodle News. That’s funny.


15 posted on 10/05/2010 5:01:21 AM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: GreenHornet
So what do you think? How long will this thing air before cancellation?

I'll give it a month tops.

16 posted on 10/05/2010 5:18:02 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Zakeet
Asked by Parker to reveal his "guilty pleasure," Spitzer disclosed that it was curling up on the couch and watching NASCAR racing. How times have changed at the Spitzer household.

LOL!

17 posted on 10/05/2010 5:23:42 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Diogenesis

Thanks DIO for the tie in of Client #9 to Client #3,
Myth-a-Ronney...love it! You continue to do a great job of keeping the pressure on this TOOL and his legion of mythites here on FR and the likes of the despicable Parker witch!


18 posted on 10/05/2010 5:26:07 AM PDT by iopscusa (El Vaquero. (SC Lowcountry Cowboy))
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To: Zakeet

HAHAHAHA!!!! Chicken Noodle News!!! Oh, I love that line!!!


19 posted on 10/05/2010 5:34:20 AM PDT by Fedupwithit ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants" -Albert Camus)
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To: Zakeet; Clemenza; BillyBoy; Impy; GOPsterinMA; Diogenesis; Clintonfatigued; Crichton

Well, with the ratings this show is sure to get, Spitzer ain’t gonna be CNN’s bottom bitch anytime soon. My how the f**kin’ steamroller has fallen.


20 posted on 10/05/2010 5:45:10 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: secret garden

Ummmmm no. Should they be?


21 posted on 10/05/2010 5:50:13 AM PDT by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: LibLieSlayer

“I would rather get a root canal than watch those two”.

...so would I! At least when the root canal is over you’ve got something to show for it.


22 posted on 10/05/2010 5:50:53 AM PDT by albie
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To: theDentist

See post #3. You’re preferred over CNN!


23 posted on 10/05/2010 5:52:08 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Zakeet

They should hire Dirty Sanchez for the 8pm slot. I know he’s looking for work/s

the endless wheel of mediocrity rolls on....


24 posted on 10/05/2010 6:07:33 AM PDT by wilco200 (11/4/08 - The Day America Jumped the Shark)
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To: November 2010

Talk about fish in a barrell.


25 posted on 10/05/2010 6:09:40 AM PDT by jazminerose
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To: Zakeet
I actually tried to watch this show just out of curiosity.

As the merciless program plodded into its first, tragic minutes, Spitzer launched into a long, weird rant in which he urged President Obama to fire Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner.

I thought that Spitzer made a pretty good argument for firing Geithner but his commentary did go on too long.

Then Parker started to bash Palin with cheap shots and I changed the channel.
26 posted on 10/05/2010 6:11:15 AM PDT by Ticonderoga34 (Free Obama's Birth Certificate!)
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To: Zakeet
Spitzer rested his knees clumsily against those of Parker, whose sumptuous cleavage kept catching his desperate glance

What cleavage?? She was buttoned up to her neck!


27 posted on 10/05/2010 6:14:47 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Obama, Pelosi and Reid - the Trio of Twits)
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To: LibLieSlayer
I highly prefer the Dentist over cnn.

Thank you. Thank you very much.
Next time you visit I'll use the REAL Novacaine. ;-)

28 posted on 10/05/2010 6:22:09 AM PDT by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: albie

Yes indeed... and the pain is gone too!

LLS


29 posted on 10/05/2010 6:39:57 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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To: theDentist

Wow... the real stuff too!!! ;-)

LLS


30 posted on 10/05/2010 9:12:00 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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To: Zakeet

I heard Laura Ingraham’s panning of this show this morning-that’s as close as I care to get to CNN. The last time I watched CNN was election night 2004 to watch Wolf Blitzed cling to the Kerry/Edwards campaign like Ahab on the white whale!!


31 posted on 10/05/2010 10:01:36 AM PDT by Spok (Is it RINO season yet?)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Parker? Spitzer? I hardly know her.


32 posted on 10/06/2010 12:40:11 AM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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