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Drunkblogging a Few Modest Proposals
Pajamas Media ^
| October 5, 2010
| Dan Miller
Posted on 10/05/2010 5:36:48 AM PDT by DanMiller
It is time we make ourselves more equal! And perhaps relocate the UN to Somalia.
The United Nations must abandon decadent New York City and relocate to some less-expensive place more in keeping with its lofty humanitarian principles. As a side benefit, the UN headquarters will become a really cool mega-mosque-community center where people of every race, ethnicity, religion, nationality, and ideology can come together in peace and harmony as they now do so effectively at the UN. Even though not as close to Ground Zero as some desire, it will be a compromise welcomed by all.
Somalia comes immediately to mind as a new home for the UN, but there are many deserving alternatives. Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Iran, and the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK) are among them. The advantages would be numerous. Since Luputa exists only in fiction, it could well be even better. In his travels there, Gulliver became acquainted with flappers . . . .
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: currency; equality; somalia; un
Disarmament has failed and will continue to fail until we abjure our wicked ways and take a reasonable, necessary, and egalitarian approach. Nuclear technology and materials must be freely available to all. There is, obviously, no better reason for Israel or the United States to have nuclear weapons than for Iran, the DPRK, or Hamas to have them. Whats the matter? As citizens of the world, we all have the same needs and desires. The same is true for members of drug [cartels] collectives and other much abused and grossly misunderstood collectives. All need access to nuclear technology and materials how else can they have dignity and self-respect? How can we have dignity and self respect if they are deprived of them unjustly? We all want and deserve peace. Even the notorious Zeta Collective members just need love and understanding (and nuclear stuff). There is no reason why everything must be done on our petty, selfish, jingoistic terms. Cant we all just get along?
posted on 10/05/2010 5:36:50 AM PDT
posted on 10/05/2010 5:44:25 AM PDT
(Reread Animal Farm (with your kids))
I think the UN should be relocated to Caracas, and we should cease to be responsible for its funding. Let all those parasitical UN staff members see how they like living in a marxist paradise.
posted on 10/05/2010 5:46:10 AM PDT
by La Lydia
To: La Lydia
I’ll take either of these fine, well considered, options.
posted on 10/05/2010 5:52:46 AM PDT
(Liberty and Honor will not die on my watch.)
Drogging Under The Collective Influence Again? ;)
posted on 10/05/2010 7:10:58 AM PDT
(Obama ----> Insane in the Membrane)
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