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Woman Travels 200+ Miles to Kill Internet Commenter
MediaPost Publications - The Social Graf ^ | October 1, 2010 | Erik Sass

Posted on 10/05/2010 2:01:37 PM PDT by EveningStar

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To: Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!

Viking Kitteh Delivering Long Distance Zot!

51 posted on 10/06/2010 7:57:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: BraveMan
NOTE TO SELF: Refrain from offending heavily armed FReepers with a Born On date of 1999 or earlier with the epithet “Newbie”.

Oh I don't know, you still find some sleeper cell accounts that haven't posted anything since Bubba Clinton's 1998 impeachment hearing.

52 posted on 10/06/2010 8:00:00 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Salamander
Well, you can just hack 'em back.


53 posted on 10/06/2010 8:15:28 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: EveningStar

If it had not been for an alert cop, the Navy lady from NASA would have beaten her record.


54 posted on 10/06/2010 8:19:54 AM PDT by sport
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To: EveningStar

Think i found the trigger that got pulled to sender her off the deep end.
Looks like she was kinda flakey to begin with. Going on in previous posts about being a reincarnated queen of Atlantis.

Then some guy started a thread about her deceased father.

WARNING LANGUAGE

http://forums.undergroundhiphop.com/readpost.asp?Forum=GenDiscussion&Whichpage=8&QuestionID=2821580


55 posted on 10/06/2010 8:50:25 AM PDT by toddly
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To: Larry Lucido
I’m safe. I’m 201 miles away.

"Woman Travels 200+ Miles to Kill Internet Commenter"

200-plus miles.

Lock and load!

56 posted on 10/06/2010 9:33:54 AM PDT by Allegra (Flank steak is very lean.)
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To: TheOldLady

I wish it were that simple but sneaking COWARDS never hit you when you can hit - back-.


57 posted on 10/06/2010 9:50:49 AM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Cowards never fight fair. Are all the problems that the troll caused worked out?


58 posted on 10/06/2010 10:06:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: EveningStar; Slings and Arrows

Does/did she work for NASA? Was she wearing a diaper?


59 posted on 10/06/2010 11:25:31 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: Larry Lucido
I’m safe. I’m 201 miles away.

I'm safe. I've got Mister Colt and Mister Remington protecting my castle.

60 posted on 10/06/2010 5:37:12 PM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Toonces!


61 posted on 10/06/2010 5:48:54 PM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: TexasPatriot1; Lazamataz

Don’t worry. Everyone knows Laz is easily distracted. :p


62 posted on 10/06/2010 5:51:08 PM PDT by Politicalmom (A BIG TENT analogy isn’t the correct one. The correct one is a MAGNET.-Fred Thompson)
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To: TheOldLady

Had to close that bank account but got my money back.

Who knows what future evil lurks in the heart of losers.


63 posted on 10/06/2010 6:02:11 PM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

I’m probably not the first to tell you this, but the exact quote is “Can’t sleep...clown will eat me.”


64 posted on 10/06/2010 7:15:30 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Mr. Silverback

Dragon Town [A. Cooper, 2001]

Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

Don’t sing me lullabies
I won’t close my eyes,
I can’t close my eyes
It’s true,
I’m doomed
‘til dawn
shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can’t miss a thing
It’s true,
I’m through
I’m screwed,
unglued

I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they’re always there with funny hair,
Oh, I’m so scared

It happens to me every night
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn’t real
I’ll show you wounds that never heal
To them I’m just a happy meal
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I’m meat
but I’m sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It’s true,
I’m stew,
unchewed

I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
See, they’re always there with that funny hair,
Oh, I’m so scared

It happens to me every night
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn’t real
I’ll show you wounds that never heal
To them I’m just a happy meal
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me


And, of course, my obligatory bloviating origin of your “version”:

“Can’t sleep, clown will eat me”

Inspired by an event in Simpsons writer Mike Reiss’ childhood,[6] young Bart does not want to give up sleeping in the crib to make way for his newborn sister.
Noticing Bart’s affection for Krusty the Clown but unable to afford a professionally built Krusty-themed bed, Homer decides to build a bed with Krusty’s likeness to please his son.
However, because of Homer’s poor handicraft skills, the bed takes on a sinister appearance and frightens Bart, especially in the darkened room.
In his first night in the new bed, far from “laughing himself to sleep”, Bart imagines that the face on the headboard of the bed comes to life, intoning with sinister glee, “if you should die before you wake...”, before collapsing into evil cackling.

The next morning, Bart is curled up into the fetal position on the floor next to the sofa downstairs, repeatedly uttering the phrase “can’t sleep, clown will eat me...”. The catchphrase inspired the Alice Cooper song “Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me” from the 2001 album Dragontown.
The phrase has since found its way into popular use.

You can email him and tell him *he* got he wrong as I prefer to quote the eternally erudite Alice rather than Bart Simpson.....:)

www.AliceCooper.com

Good luck.

;]


65 posted on 10/06/2010 8:08:17 PM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: EveningStar
Yes, it does sound like the plot from a Coen Bros. movie.
66 posted on 10/06/2010 8:22:13 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: Salamander

Aw crap.

Oh well...not the first time I’ve been wrong.

BTW, I listen to Alice’s radio show most nights.


67 posted on 10/06/2010 8:46:10 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Salamander

Can you get LifeLock, or something like that? They do have that 1-megabuck guarantee.


68 posted on 10/07/2010 5:51:44 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Did you hear the broadcast where he and a bunch of other rockers were voting on “wimpiest rock song ever” and one of the guys said “Only Women Bleed”?

I cracked up.
He got *so* indignant.


69 posted on 10/07/2010 10:59:41 AM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: TheOldLady

The manager of our bank is a biker and close friend.

She personally monitors our accounts, now.

Think of it as having free “tracing”.....:)


70 posted on 10/07/2010 11:01:46 AM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Ouch!

Recently my fifteen year old son, who has been getting into rock big time over the past couple of years, overheard me saying “awesome song, rock masterpiece, and the video was a hoot” over the phone to someone. He kept bugging me to tell him what song, but I wouldn’t tell him. It was “Poison” by Alice. I figure he’ll be ready to hear those lyrics about five years into his marriage. :-)

One of the reasons that video is a fond memory is that it was the first thing I saw on a big screen after 6 weeks of Air Force basic training.

If anyone thinks the song is schlocky, flame away. As an old blues man once said, “I ain’t no monkey, baby, but I knows whats I like.”


71 posted on 10/07/2010 12:08:26 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Mr. Silverback

Ever seen the uncensored version?

[just keep the son away from that until he’s 30 or 40].....;-D

Ironically, “Poison” is *the* #1 song chosen by strippers.

How Mr Cooper, devout Chrisitian and Sunday school teacher that he is, feels about *that* must be....interesting....LOL

Sal “Black Lace On Sweat” Amander


72 posted on 10/07/2010 1:09:39 PM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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