You forgot the obligatory BARF alert.
No, not BARF ALERT. You must read the article. It’s hilarious.
Here’s an appetizer:
We cut a great TV spot dealing with Iraq. It showed Hillary ready to assume command on Day One. But she thought it made her look too hawkish and nixed it.
Winfrey: And they brought the clip. Lets watch.
Aired publicly for the first time, the ad opens with Senator Clinton in full field gear patrolling Fallujah with a joint American-Iraqi unit.
Barking at her Secret Service detail to keep up, Mrs. Clinton is shown sprinting from house to house, her modified M14 with a Leupold LR/T 10 x 40 mm carried lightly on her shoulder.
Pausing behind a wall after the patrol takes sniper fire, Mrs. Rodham Clinton speaks to the camera: Bush screwed up in Iraq. You trust me with your vote, Im gonna be hands-on and make it right. [shots] Gotta go. [spits her chaw] Third floor window, left! Jones, Mooreheadcover us! Rest of you, follow me! [more shots as Clinton and her unit scale the wall, firing their weapons]
[Announcer] Hillary Rodham Clinton: a fighter, not a divider. [end]”