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Paladino Walks on Water- Media Screams: “Carl Can’t Swim!”
Albany Insanity Blog ^ | 10/15/10 | Albany Insanity

Posted on 10/15/2010 6:02:05 AM PDT by Mr. K

Paladino Walks on Water- Media Screams: “Carl Can’t Swim!” Now this is funny. A friend sent it to me and I just had to share it. I don’t know the author but I needed a good chuckle…

Carl Paladino took a leisure stroll on top of Lake Erie today in an effort to prove he is not an evil being.

The media were not fooled however, and immediately denounced this as ‘a stunt’ and “some sources” demanded an apology for all the Catholics he offended.

Fred Dicker asked: “Is it true you just don’t know how to swim?” “What have you got against water anyway?” “Do you have any proof that Lake Erie is wet?”

Contacted for a Response Andrew Cuomo was heard to say “…”.

According to ’some sources’ at The New York times “This was the most brilliant thing Cuomo has ever said or will ever say until the next time he says something! And doesn’t he look good in that tie? Can I hold the door open for you M.r Govern…ooopsie …Mr. Cuomo?”

By all accounts the Paladino camp has now sunk to a new low with such antics and his staffers all smell bad. All the people in New york State think so.

Attorney General Cuomo will be calling for an investigation and will file a lawsuit against any and all people who claim divine intervention.

Contacted again for a comment Andrew Cuomo was heard to say “…” and then later “…”. And we could not agree more. And you should too.

Because Andrew never, ever even worked at HUD, and even if he did he NEVER forced banks to make loans to people who couldn’t afford it, and besides that couldn’t cause the $800 billion dollar housing melt down… and the economy was going bad anyway…it was Bush’s fault.

And Cuomo doesn’t have to answer any questions anyway. Just vote for him and keep quiet.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: dicker; ineverevenmether; paladino; presstitutes
Cuomo showed what was important to him- Making a rare campaign appearance along with 5 other major Democraps (including Chucky Schumer and Gilibrand) at the GAY PRIDE DINNNER.

Cuomo promised to sign GAY MARRIAGE into law in NY state!

I wonder it they know Andrew Cuomo was behind the famous slogan "Vote for Cuomo, not the Homo" when his father ran for election.

1 posted on 10/15/2010 6:02:07 AM PDT by Mr. K
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To: Mr. K

Carl Dicker has something on his chin.


2 posted on 10/15/2010 6:06:04 AM PDT by tommyboy (We'll do it live)
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To: tommyboy

Sorry, Fred Dicker. I was thinking of Campaign Carl. But then again, not much difference.


3 posted on 10/15/2010 6:08:02 AM PDT by tommyboy (We'll do it live)
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To: Mr. K

Paladino Walks on Water- Media Screams: “Carl Can’t Swim!”

10/15/2010 6:02:05 AM PDT · by Mr. K · 2 replies

Paladino Walks on Water- Media Scream: “Carl Can’t Swim!”

10/14/2010 4:53:35 PM PDT · by Mr. K · 15 replies

Paladino Walks on Water- Media Scream: “Carl Can’t Swim!”

10/14/2010 1:28:26 PM PDT · by Mr. K · 7 replies

Overkill, don’t you think?


4 posted on 10/15/2010 6:14:05 AM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb

maybe...


5 posted on 10/15/2010 6:36:06 AM PDT by Mr. K (Job #1 of next Congress- DEFUND THE LEFT (#2 repeal obamacare))
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To: Mr. K; Lauren BaRecall; AbolishCSEU; AFPhys; BCEagles; bluerose; Dr. Scarpetta; fhayek; ...

Please contact me if you’re interested in being added on or taken off the Carl Paladino for Governor ping list. This looks to be a fairly high volume ping list for a while, probably until the election.

6 posted on 10/15/2010 9:47:13 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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