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NPR Censorship
Resjuda | 10/21/2010 | Resjuda

Posted on 10/21/2010 8:43:03 PM PDT by Resjuda

NPR Job Application


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: charleskrauthammer; chat; fairnessdoctrine; fox; juanwilliams; maraliasson; muslim; ninatotenberg; npr; vanity; vivianschiller
Dear NPR, I would like to apply for Juan's job, my qualifications to work in liberal media is listed below;

1. I have no opinion unless you, the ACLU, or Hollywood gives it to me. 2. I'm white, therefore I feel guilty about all the racism in this country that I was not part of, and therefore I believe the NAACP, Al Sharpton, and the New Black Panthers are benevolent social organizations whose purpose is to root out the evil of the Tea Party. 3. Although Islam calls for violent Jihad against all non-muslims where ever they are found, I don't believe all 1.2 billion followers really mean it should be taken seriously. 4. Christians are religious zealots who need to be locked up. 5. Jews are attempting to run the entire country. 6. I think all gun owners are red neck hicks and talk show hosts. 7. I'll join the SEIU 'cause I'm not smart enough to find a high paying, low skilled job on my own. 8. I think the NYT, HuffPo, WaPo, MSNBC's Maddow and Olbermann are the standard bearers of proper idealogical thought. 9. I can invent facts and present them as truth for example "Obamacare will not increase your taxes". 10. I think Nancy Pelosi is widely admired, a genius, looking out for Americans of all races, religions and politics. 11. Sarah Palin is the devil incarnate, (I'm not advocating any religion, I’m just saying). 12. Jane Fonda is a patriot, and retired, ex-military or cops are people who are dangerous and should be watched. 13. Illegal’s are just undocumented new citizens who have relocated under less than ideal travel conditions. 14. Pot can cure world hunger; STD's, cancer, infertility, brain damage, and raise IQ's.

If salary is an issue, no worries I’ll be collecting public assistance for the foreseeable future. Lemme know when I can start.

1 posted on 10/21/2010 8:43:04 PM PDT by Resjuda
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To: Resjuda

NPR dug their hole now they can climb in and pull the dirt over their heads. This flap also highlighted Soros and his evil. They’re cooked.


2 posted on 10/21/2010 8:46:16 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead (YEAH, I ALREADY VOTED TO CLEAN THE SEWER!!!)
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To: ExTexasRedhead

Yeah...and RIGHT before the Election and DURING their FUNDRAISING.....ROFL...idiots.


3 posted on 10/21/2010 8:48:41 PM PDT by goodnesswins (f you don't support Obama, and the deconstruction of America: YOU are a RACIST.)
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To: ExTexasRedhead

That’s right. Soros is pretty old and will be going BACK to Hell where he belongs before too long.


4 posted on 10/21/2010 8:49:20 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Resjuda

You seem to be the ideal candidate. I can see you getting offers from more than just NPR!!!


5 posted on 10/21/2010 8:50:25 PM PDT by AaronInCarolina
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To: Resjuda

They have no issues with Mara Liasson or Nina Totenberg.
being on other channels. Fox and MSNBC

NPR is racist.

I am certain the NAACP and Jessie shall defend Juan soon!


7 posted on 10/21/2010 9:03:24 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Homosexuals oppose diversity.)
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To: Resjuda

Soros gives “The Schill” at Not Primetime Ready radio a million bucks and they throw Juan under the bus. Racism or coincidence?


8 posted on 10/21/2010 9:07:58 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Which are you voting for on November 2nd? Freedom and liberty or FREE ice cream?)
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To: Resjuda

Format, format, format.


9 posted on 10/21/2010 9:11:47 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
Racism or coincidence?

Unregistered foreign agents.

10 posted on 10/21/2010 9:14:11 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: NoLibZone
They have no issues with Mara Liasson or Nina Totenberg.
being on other channels. Fox and MSNBC

NPR has issues with Mara Liasson contributing to Fox News. See this December 2009 article from Politico: NPR reporter pressured over Fox role

11 posted on 10/21/2010 9:27:37 PM PDT by Racehorse (Preach the Gospel at all times. If necessary, use words.)
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To: Resjuda

You’re hired!

We’ve got 1.8 million dollars worth of pro-0bama stories to get out as quickly as possible. Is that a problem for you?


12 posted on 10/21/2010 9:28:45 PM PDT by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: Resjuda

Welcome to FR.


13 posted on 10/21/2010 9:29:51 PM PDT by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: Resjuda

The fact that you said “Lemme know when I can start” makes you entirely eligible for NPR quality.

After all, if you spell like this and have passed the US school system than it is likely the learning curve was instituted in your behalf and makes you highly desirable for our uses. In otherwords, we would like to use you.

Please familiarize yourself with the Mother Earth Catalog and the ancient reptile species known as DINOSOROS.


14 posted on 10/21/2010 9:39:07 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Racehorse
NPR has issues with Mara Liasson contributing to Fox News. See this December 2009 article from Politico: NPR reporter pressured over Fox role

But they continue to keep the white chicks while firing the black guy.

15 posted on 10/21/2010 9:40:24 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Homosexuals oppose diversity.)
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To: Beowulf9

Children mis-guiding American English is a pretty big tell.


16 posted on 10/21/2010 9:42:37 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: NoLibZone

NPR is racist. NPR is Racist. NPR is RACIST. NPR IS RACIST!


17 posted on 10/21/2010 9:44:58 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Resjuda

Juan Williams is the upity black man. How dare Juan Williams have an opinion of his own! These upity black people need to be put in their place! Good thing my tax dollars go to NPR to be the overseers of these people. They know how to let these upity black people know what’s what and who’s where. Doesn’t Juan know that he OWES the liberals? Doesn’t he know that he has to be PC: tow the official democratic party line at all times or he is OUT? It’s offensive when a white person thinks for themselves, but it’s really offensive when a black man does it: The Uncle Tom oreo. The only people in this country who get first amendment rights are pornographers.
/sarc, except the last sentence.


18 posted on 10/21/2010 10:29:13 PM PDT by dixjea
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To: NoLibZone

and sexist, to boot...


19 posted on 10/21/2010 11:56:44 PM PDT by castlebrew (Gun control means hitting where you're aiming!)
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To: unkus

Soros and his willing cohorts on the left are trying to unleash hell on America.


20 posted on 10/22/2010 12:29:57 AM PDT by Carley (For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
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To: NoLibZone

That’s because Mara never ever speaks an intelligent word.

She can be counted on to read the talking points when it’s her turn to speak.

She wouldn’t dare to say something sensible.


21 posted on 10/22/2010 12:32:05 AM PDT by Carley (For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
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To: Resjuda

Good one! You qualify!


22 posted on 10/22/2010 4:48:19 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Resjuda

Dear NPR,
I understand I have been excluded from the list of potential Juan Williams replacements, as something from my past has be discovered. I admit I was a member of that hate filled, homophobic, anti-socialist, pro-constitution, rampant praying, group,...the cub scouts. Yes, I admit to even saluting a flag while in my cub Scout uniform and sang the national anthem when I was in little league baseball. I admit this extremist right wing upbringing has probably tainted my view of right and wrong but, if you tell me what I need to do to correct this extremist leaning. I’m sure I can be one of the best reporters you’ll ever have. I understand George Soros will fund (as a public service) my de-programming and therapy. As this obviouse mental defect is viewed as a disability it should be covered by Obamacare and you can claim to hire the mentally handicapped AND veterans, a win-win situation, this even helps bring Obamas job creation numbers up!


23 posted on 10/22/2010 2:41:46 PM PDT by Resjuda (I was not PC when not being PC was PC.)
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