Posted on 10/21/2010 8:43:03 PM PDT by Resjuda
NPR Job Application
1. I have no opinion unless you, the ACLU, or Hollywood gives it to me. 2. I'm white, therefore I feel guilty about all the racism in this country that I was not part of, and therefore I believe the NAACP, Al Sharpton, and the New Black Panthers are benevolent social organizations whose purpose is to root out the evil of the Tea Party. 3. Although Islam calls for violent Jihad against all non-muslims where ever they are found, I don't believe all 1.2 billion followers really mean it should be taken seriously. 4. Christians are religious zealots who need to be locked up. 5. Jews are attempting to run the entire country. 6. I think all gun owners are red neck hicks and talk show hosts. 7. I'll join the SEIU 'cause I'm not smart enough to find a high paying, low skilled job on my own. 8. I think the NYT, HuffPo, WaPo, MSNBC's Maddow and Olbermann are the standard bearers of proper idealogical thought. 9. I can invent facts and present them as truth for example "Obamacare will not increase your taxes". 10. I think Nancy Pelosi is widely admired, a genius, looking out for Americans of all races, religions and politics. 11. Sarah Palin is the devil incarnate, (I'm not advocating any religion, I’m just saying). 12. Jane Fonda is a patriot, and retired, ex-military or cops are people who are dangerous and should be watched. 13. Illegal’s are just undocumented new citizens who have relocated under less than ideal travel conditions. 14. Pot can cure world hunger; STD's, cancer, infertility, brain damage, and raise IQ's.
If salary is an issue, no worries I’ll be collecting public assistance for the foreseeable future. Lemme know when I can start.
NPR dug their hole now they can climb in and pull the dirt over their heads. This flap also highlighted Soros and his evil. They’re cooked.
Yeah...and RIGHT before the Election and DURING their FUNDRAISING.....ROFL...idiots.
That’s right. Soros is pretty old and will be going BACK to Hell where he belongs before too long.
You seem to be the ideal candidate. I can see you getting offers from more than just NPR!!!
They have no issues with Mara Liasson or Nina Totenberg.
being on other channels. Fox and MSNBC
NPR is racist.
I am certain the NAACP and Jessie shall defend Juan soon!
Soros gives “The Schill” at Not Primetime Ready radio a million bucks and they throw Juan under the bus. Racism or coincidence?
Format, format, format.
Unregistered foreign agents.
NPR has issues with Mara Liasson contributing to Fox News. See this December 2009 article from Politico: NPR reporter pressured over Fox role
You’re hired!
We’ve got 1.8 million dollars worth of pro-0bama stories to get out as quickly as possible. Is that a problem for you?
Welcome to FR.
The fact that you said “Lemme know when I can start” makes you entirely eligible for NPR quality.
After all, if you spell like this and have passed the US school system than it is likely the learning curve was instituted in your behalf and makes you highly desirable for our uses. In otherwords, we would like to use you.
Please familiarize yourself with the Mother Earth Catalog and the ancient reptile species known as DINOSOROS.
But they continue to keep the white chicks while firing the black guy.
Children mis-guiding American English is a pretty big tell.
NPR is racist. NPR is Racist. NPR is RACIST. NPR IS RACIST!
Juan Williams is the upity black man. How dare Juan Williams have an opinion of his own! These upity black people need to be put in their place! Good thing my tax dollars go to NPR to be the overseers of these people. They know how to let these upity black people know what’s what and who’s where. Doesn’t Juan know that he OWES the liberals? Doesn’t he know that he has to be PC: tow the official democratic party line at all times or he is OUT? It’s offensive when a white person thinks for themselves, but it’s really offensive when a black man does it: The Uncle Tom oreo. The only people in this country who get first amendment rights are pornographers.
/sarc, except the last sentence.
and sexist, to boot...
Soros and his willing cohorts on the left are trying to unleash hell on America.
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