Posted on 10/22/2010 8:42:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Call The Rush Limbaugh Show program line between 12 Noon and 3PM Eastern Time at: 1-800-282-2882
E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
Fax Rush at: 212-445-3963
Write a letter to Rush and mail it to:
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New York, NY 10020
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Took awhile, but I got it......
LMAO. Had someone tell me last night there were two Big 10 players that are way ahead of Cam Newton for the Heisman. LOL - I said, um, yea...the Big 10 is a decent football conference, but it’s no SEC. 4 years straight BCS champs. Ingraham winning the Heisman last year. Big 10 can’t compete.
Thank me! ;-)
Woohoo!
I just voted, scarfed down a fried chicken dinner, and now Rush!
TGIF!
I knew the cypher would be manageable by the average FReeper on this thread!
Cam will be a first round draft choice next year, I predict a NFL rookie starter too. He’s what Michael Vick pretends to be.
Why am I enjoying him going on all the TV shows this morning crying in his beer?
That gave me a big smile I can’t wipe off my face.
Is that a real ad running in Kalifornia?
Did Rush just kick Ted Baxter square in the nuts?
Don’t know? I got it off another thread.
FReeper greyfoxx39 posted it. Hope it starts
going around.
For some reason, both of the stations in my area that carry
Rush are off the air (eastern NC).
REVERSE OPERATION CHAOS!!!
Excellent
$%&*@# beltway Republicans!
This is why the RNC, NRSC and NRCC are DEAD to me.
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