Posted on 10/22/2010 8:42:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush says that Dems should leave 0bama on the island...so we can throw him off that island in 2012. Hee hee hee
Is this a sign from Rush that something is wrong?
Telling the Rats to stay at home?
It may not be as locked up as we thought?
Hillary 2012!
REVERSE OPERATION CHAOS WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!
ABB
(anybody but Barry)
Wouldn’t it be better for him to tell Hillary voters to vote R?
Dems -— don’t stay home -— vote for the Pub, either way -Barry could be out
Beltway Republicans? BR?
You forgot the “O”
“O” stands for Opportunist.
The Indian Chief that said he worked hard getting scalps might be a tad too unPC but boy would that make Libtard heads explode.
After watching him on Fox and Friends this morning, I couldn't stop thinking of that "Die Hard" line: "Welcome to the party, pal!"...
The chief was Ed Ames!
Don’t forget to remind the brothers how Obama couldn’t be bothered to attend the State of the Black Union, MLK’s anniversary (even McCain got booed at Loraine Motel in the rain), didn’t stump for Paterson, McCall and other black dems and cares less about school vouchers, education (union money more important, hey his kids don’t have to go), crime (see IL and his attempt to jail homeowner defending his home from double burglar), black unemployment, loss of homes (after being tricked by Obama’s Fan/Fred, B of America, Goldman Sachs, Rezko/Jarrett/Johnson/Raines, Prince Cuomo etc. types into a dream they weren’t ready for, trust me on this one), how Miche said they had better get their head on and vote for Barack. Hey, the single parent sisters can’t just go get cheeseburgers, donuts and $500 boots to garden in (don’t forget she threw the poor out of UI hospitals in ChiTown, and that abortion fundraising letter...and we know who gets the highest percentage of abortions... ), taking black grandmas social security COLAs, Medicare and after their 401K and retirement funds, etc.
/s
Hey, has O been asked about Juan Williams? Kidding.
Nick Searcy (”Justified”) as the Major General, Clint Howard (Ron’s brother) as the Senator
I think he thinks we’re screwed.
That’s so cool!
Didn’t know he was still alive. Or a conservative!
Good grief. What a way to come back from lunch! Zach makes me barf. lol.
Are you listening to this kid?
This is painful to listen to!
http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2010/10/22/the-2010-election-cycle-crystallized/
In IL-08 they had a debate between Rep. Melissa Bean and Joe Walsh, run by the League of Women Voters. Somebody in the audience interrupts the beginning to ask if they were going to start with the Pledge of Allegiance. The moderator - stupidly, stupidly, stupidly - says ‘no,’ starts lecturing the crowd on how that was never required in the past… and gets drowned out by the audience getting to its feet and reciting the Pledge over her spluttering. Extra points: perfect shot of Joe starting an anticipatory clap at the suggestion that the Pledge would be recited, looking startled that this wouldn’t be allowed - and getting out of his chair like a jackrabbit when the audience overrides the moderator (who later kept getting snotty about the whole thing).
Well, he is the Republican candidate. We just have better civic reflexes when it comes to this sort of thing.
Had to log in here before I take off.
Who set this kid up to call...momma? teacher???
Already learning to hate America at this tender age.
He has not been to the beaches where I have been.
Little controller, he is learning to be.
Disney Channel...proof they are using tv to brainwash the children.
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