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Franken: On Nov. 3, breakfast should 'taste like victory'
The Hill [Washington, DC], ^ | 10/29/10 | Elise Viebeck

Posted on 10/29/2010 11:41:41 AM PDT by Nachum

Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) penned a fundraising letter for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) on Friday asking voters to consider the morning after the election. In one scenario, Franken wrote, it's "8 a.m. You stumble out of bed. Make some oatmeal. Turn on the TV to find out what happened in that Senate race, the one that was too close to call all night. But you gave $5 to the DSCC … And, lo and behold, your favorite Democrat ... pulled it out by a few votes. Oatmeal never tasted so sweet."

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Your 'victory' smell like ****, Al
1 posted on 10/29/2010 11:41:43 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

Democrats will wake up to the taste of throw-up in their mouth. And then they will cry, and some will commit suicide.


2 posted on 10/29/2010 11:43:48 AM PDT by TSgt (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho - 44th and current President of the United States)
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To: Nachum

This happens....and fraud’s apparent....and there will be war.


3 posted on 10/29/2010 11:44:05 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: Nachum

The only breakfast you’ll be having Franken is crow with a big slice of humble pie.


4 posted on 10/29/2010 11:44:23 AM PDT by Tzimisce (No thanks. We have enough government already. - The Tick)
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To: Nachum

registered Democrats should send all their money to the RATS. he he he he


5 posted on 10/29/2010 11:44:28 AM PDT by rrrod (at home in Medellin Colombia)
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To: Nachum
Turn on the TV to find out what happened in that Senate race, the one that was too close to call all night.

If you would go to bed before knowing, then you don't care enough to win. They don't call us "broken glass" Conservatives for nothing.

6 posted on 10/29/2010 11:44:41 AM PDT by Pete (29thday.org Exponential problems require exponential solutions)
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To: Nachum

I don’t think there are enough $5 donations in the entire world to offset the negative (to RATs) impact every time this creature Franken opens his silly pie-hole.


7 posted on 10/29/2010 11:44:45 AM PDT by Martin Tell (ask for the ancient paths, ask where the good way is, and walk in it)
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To: Nachum

It will taste like victory for some of us, Al. But for you it will taste like a sh*t sandwich!


8 posted on 10/29/2010 11:46:53 AM PDT by JaguarXKE (RINOs be gone!)
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To: TSgt
And then they will cry, and some will commit suicide.

I COULD say that last part is the best option for them... but I suppose that would be.. ahem... insensitive.

9 posted on 10/29/2010 11:47:18 AM PDT by ScottinVA (The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
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To: Nachum

Dude. That’s not victory you’re smelling.

I’m not saying what it is, but if you used it for putty your windows would fall out.


10 posted on 10/29/2010 11:47:49 AM PDT by agere_contra (...what if we won't eat the dog food?)
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To: Nachum

“Franken, you’re still a tool.”

11 posted on 10/29/2010 11:48:47 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: Nachum

The only victory Al Franken has ever tasted was sauced with rampant voter fraud. What did that taste like, Al?


12 posted on 10/29/2010 11:50:04 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Worst. Post-Racial. And Post-Partisan. Agent Of Hope And Change. EVER.)
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To: Nachum

Easy for Stuart Smalley to say. He’s not running this year. If only he were.


13 posted on 10/29/2010 11:50:43 AM PDT by denydenydeny ("Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann)
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To: Nachum
Turn on the TV to find out what happened in that Senate race, the one that was too close to call all night. But you gave $5 to the DSCC … And, lo and behold, your favorite Democrat ... pulled it out by a few votes. Oatmeal never tasted so sweet."

Then you realize the Senator you supported who won by a few votes was Leahy who was predicted to win by 34% Your oatmeal turns into bile in your mouth when you realize he was the only survivor on election night with the Republicans going 36-1 leaving the 2011 Senate with a 59-41 Republican edge.

14 posted on 10/29/2010 11:51:30 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Grblb blabt unt mipt speeb!! Oot piffoo blaboo...)
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To: Nachum

Leave it to a lazy Dim to imagine stumbling out of bed at 8 AM.
Hopefully a large portion of them don’t know what day to vote.


15 posted on 10/29/2010 11:51:55 AM PDT by GnuHere
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To: Nachum
"8 a.m. You stumble out of bed.

Only a Democrat would stumble out of bed at 8AM on a Wednesday.
16 posted on 10/29/2010 11:51:55 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Forcing one person to pay for the irresponsibility of another is NOT social justice.)
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To: Nachum

Given Franken’s history of breaking the law to win an election, he just may be right.


17 posted on 10/29/2010 11:54:14 AM PDT by South40 (I can see November 2nd from my house!)
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To: Nachum
Sorry, Al. What you're going to see will look more like this...


18 posted on 10/29/2010 11:55:27 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Nachum

,eat me franken


19 posted on 10/29/2010 11:56:47 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Character is defined by how we treat those who society says have no value.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Only a Democrat would stumble out of bed at 8AM on a Wednesday.

And then only if the welfare office opened at 8:30.

20 posted on 10/29/2010 11:56:47 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Nachum

Oatmeal always looked like vomit IMO.


21 posted on 10/29/2010 11:57:48 AM PDT by SkiKnee
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To: Nachum
And, lo and behold, your favorite Democrat ... pulled it out by a few votes. Oatmeal never tasted so sweet."

Coming from a guy who stole his election by a few votes.
22 posted on 10/29/2010 11:58:46 AM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: TSgt

Translated into English, he means that they will be stealing more elections, just like his.


23 posted on 10/29/2010 11:59:05 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: Nachum
Oatmeal? No. Frankenberry!


24 posted on 10/29/2010 11:59:35 AM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: Nachum
Your morning of Nov. 3rd is going to consist of this, Al.


25 posted on 10/29/2010 12:00:48 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik
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To: Nachum

That Minnesotans should have allowed the DFL felons to manufacture enough votes to put this clown in the Senate to represent their state is still unbelievable. Apparently, intense cold kills brain cells.


26 posted on 10/29/2010 12:01:42 PM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: Nachum

I can smell his victory from here. It's changing time.

27 posted on 10/29/2010 12:03:57 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Nachum
Franken wrote, it's "8 a.m. You stumble out of bed.

Het Al, those of us who still have jobs have to get up LONG before 8 AM.

28 posted on 10/29/2010 12:05:01 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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29 posted on 10/29/2010 12:05:51 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Greetings Jacques. The revolution is coming)
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"Franken: On Nov. 3, breakfast should 'taste like victory'"


30 posted on 10/29/2010 12:06:03 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Nachum

bacon, eggs, cinnamon toast - that’s a victory breakfast. Oatmeal??


31 posted on 10/29/2010 12:06:16 PM PDT by knittnmom ("Mision Cumplida! Chile")
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To: Nachum
Is he speaking to the 312 imaginary people whose votes magically appeared just in
time for him to claim victory in the last senate election?


32 posted on 10/29/2010 12:06:33 PM PDT by Iron Munro (This is our culture; fight for it. This is our flag; pick it up. This is our country; take it back.)
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To: Nachum

When breakfast taste like s*&t sandwich, I guess that’s what “victory” tastes like to a failure like Franken.

What an idiot.


33 posted on 10/29/2010 12:07:47 PM PDT by DustyMoment (Go green - recycle Congress in 2010!!)
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To: Nachum

once a comedian, always a comedian


34 posted on 10/29/2010 12:08:07 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Nachum

I expect that most Democrats’ post-election oatmeal will taste like alum!


35 posted on 10/29/2010 12:09:28 PM PDT by RightWingConspirator (Impeach the Communist Kenyan Fraud and his band of Czars)
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To: bigbob

I love the smell of napalm in the morning....It smells like....VICTORY!

36 posted on 10/29/2010 12:13:10 PM PDT by paul in cape
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To: Tzimisce
How did that dumb a&& jerk ever get elected to anything. He wasn't even a good comedian.
37 posted on 10/29/2010 12:15:06 PM PDT by ANGGAPO (Leyte Gulf Beach Club)
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To: DustyMoment

38 posted on 10/29/2010 12:15:50 PM PDT by paul in cape
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To: JaguarXKE

Here’s to hoping it’s more than a quarter pounder.


39 posted on 10/29/2010 12:17:09 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (BHO fans said I was a hater, dismissed my thoughts. Sure glad our side isn't like that.)
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To: Nachum

“8 a.m. You stumble out of bed. Make some oatmeal. Turn on the TV to find out what happened in that Senate race, the one that was too close to call all night.

But you gave $0.05 to the DSCC …

And, lo and behold, your favorite DemonRat ... pulled it out by a few votes.

by cheating !!!

Just like me.

So a creep in diapers can go to the Senate.

Just like me!

Sweet!”

(Vomit.)


40 posted on 10/29/2010 12:33:29 PM PDT by DontTreadOnMe2009 (So stop treading on me already!)
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To: Nachum

... more like a sh!t sandwich... frankendickhead.

LLS


41 posted on 10/29/2010 12:38:16 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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“...pulled it out.” Like Franken pulled his theft... excuse me... victory.. out of his butt.


42 posted on 10/29/2010 12:53:32 PM PDT by usafretired
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Joe Miller in Alaska said it best: “we don’t one someone pulling an Al Franken”


43 posted on 10/29/2010 1:00:29 PM PDT by isom35
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To: TSgt

A little harsh there, Sarge? On second thought...


44 posted on 10/29/2010 1:03:28 PM PDT by SC_Pete
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To: ANGGAPO

He didn’t get elected to anything. He stole the election. It took him and that sorry POS secretary of state 9 monthes to steal it but they pulled it off.


45 posted on 10/29/2010 1:05:42 PM PDT by beckysueb
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To: Nachum

Franken’s greatest triumph was being selected as the title role voice-over for the award winning documentary “Bill Clinton’s Talking Penis.”

He also won an award for figuring out how to pick up a turd without getting his hands soiled.

He is, indeed, one of America’s great funnymen who has been able to be elected to the Senate by voters in the great state of Minnesota.


46 posted on 10/29/2010 1:08:29 PM PDT by IbJensen (Our government is a disease masquerading as its own cure.)
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Hey, Al... if I remember my civics... don't all spending bills commence in the House?

If so, you're life in the Senate is going to be the suck.

47 posted on 10/29/2010 1:11:58 PM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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To: Iron Munro

Those weren’t imaginary people; they were felons.


48 posted on 10/29/2010 1:13:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Muslims are not the problem, the rest of the world is! /s)
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To: Nachum

Not for you Al! You’re going to be eating from the Outhouse Clean Out access door.


49 posted on 10/29/2010 1:13:23 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Trajan88

you’re —> your


50 posted on 10/29/2010 1:13:50 PM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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