Franken: On Nov. 3, breakfast should 'taste like victory'

The Hill [Washington, DC], ^ | 10/29/10 | Elise Viebeck

[Nachum]

Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) penned a fundraising letter for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) on Friday asking voters to consider the morning after the election. In one scenario, Franken wrote, it's "8 a.m. You stumble out of bed. Make some oatmeal. Turn on the TV to find out what happened in that Senate race, the one that was too close to call all night. But you gave $5 to the DSCC … And, lo and behold, your favorite Democrat ... pulled it out by a few votes. Oatmeal never tasted so sweet."

[Nachum]

Your 'victory' smell like ****, Al

[TSgt]

Democrats will wake up to the taste of throw-up in their mouth. And then they will cry, and some will commit suicide.

[combat_boots]

This happens....and fraud’s apparent....and there will be war.

[Tzimisce]

The only breakfast you’ll be having Franken is crow with a big slice of humble pie.

[rrrod]

registered Democrats should send all their money to the RATS. he he he he

[Pete]

Turn on the TV to find out what happened in that Senate race, the one that was too close to call all night.

If you would go to bed before knowing, then you don't care enough to win. They don't call us "broken glass" Conservatives for nothing.

[Martin Tell]

I don’t think there are enough $5 donations in the entire world to offset the negative (to RATs) impact every time this creature Franken opens his silly pie-hole.

[JaguarXKE]

It will taste like victory for some of us, Al. But for you it will taste like a sh*t sandwich!

[ScottinVA]

And then they will cry, and some will commit suicide.

I COULD say that last part is the best option for them... but I suppose that would be.. ahem... insensitive.

[agere_contra]

Dude. That’s not victory you’re smelling.

I’m not saying what it is, but if you used it for putty your windows would fall out.

[RichInOC]

“Franken, you’re still a tool.”

[Question Liberal Authority]

The only victory Al Franken has ever tasted was sauced with rampant voter fraud. What did that taste like, Al?

[denydenydeny]

Easy for Stuart Smalley to say. He’s not running this year. If only he were.

[KarlInOhio]

Turn on the TV to find out what happened in that Senate race, the one that was too close to call all night. But you gave $5 to the DSCC … And, lo and behold, your favorite Democrat ... pulled it out by a few votes. Oatmeal never tasted so sweet."

Then you realize the Senator you supported who won by a few votes was Leahy who was predicted to win by 34% Your oatmeal turns into bile in your mouth when you realize he was the only survivor on election night with the Republicans going 36-1 leaving the 2011 Senate with a 59-41 Republican edge.

[GnuHere]

Leave it to a lazy Dim to imagine stumbling out of bed at 8 AM.
Hopefully a large portion of them don’t know what day to vote.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

"8 a.m. You stumble out of bed.

Only a Democrat would stumble out of bed at 8AM on a Wednesday.

[South40]

Given Franken’s history of breaking the law to win an election, he just may be right.

[andy58-in-nh]

Sorry, Al. What you're going to see will look more like this...

[FormerACLUmember]

,eat me franken

[andy58-in-nh]

Only a Democrat would stumble out of bed at 8AM on a Wednesday.

And then only if the welfare office opened at 8:30.