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Republican Activist Chases Car Wearing Only Boxers, Then Coats Yard Sign in Oil and Honey...
TownHall.com ^ | November 2010 | Jillian Bandes

Posted on 11/02/2010 2:46:04 PM PDT by Pyro7480

The award for Most Enthusiastic Republican Activist of the 2010 cycle goes to... Daniel Patrick Head, of northern Virginia, who's support for Kieth Fimian in the 11th district stops only at the limitations of his kitchen pantry and underwear drawer.

At about 2:30 this morning I awoke to random flashing lights in front of my house. Living on a major street [in northern Virginia], I looked through my curtains to see a car pulled up to my yard and a bunch of people trying to remove my giant Fimian sign. Without much of a second thought, I was out of bed, and out my front door after those folks trying to abscond with my precious 4' x 8' sign. I was noticed about half way to their car as I was wearing only my boxers.

I heard "Holy sh*t, he's coming out of his house!!!" as I ran. Looking like an enraged Incredible Hulk, I left towards the car and jump part way inside to wrestle my sign from the thieves. The screams from the car I will treasure for the rest of my life.


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TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 2010midterms; elections; fairfax; fimian; sign; va2010; virginia
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1 posted on 11/02/2010 2:46:08 PM PDT by Pyro7480
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To: Pyro7480

LOL! Sounds like something I would do. God bless him. Great story.


2 posted on 11/02/2010 2:47:35 PM PDT by Frantzie (Imam Ob*m* & Democrats support the VICTORY MOSQUE & TV supports Imam)
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To: Pyro7480

Great story but to be awoken by lights in the window? Wow. I never would have woken up to that. If my wife would have woken up, she would have woke me up but 100 percent chance I would not have woken up to lights in the window. Noises maybe.....lol.


3 posted on 11/02/2010 2:50:05 PM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: Pyro7480

Dem Vandals deserve no quarter. Keep your powder dry and aim straight. Take no prisoners.


4 posted on 11/02/2010 2:50:44 PM PDT by lmr (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: Pyro7480

Cars shouldn’t go out in public wearing only boxers.


5 posted on 11/02/2010 2:59:36 PM PDT by ElayneJ
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To: Pyro7480
I love it! A Republican who isn't afraid to fight...we need more of that spirit in his country.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

6 posted on 11/02/2010 3:00:30 PM PDT by wku man (Conservative rock? Check out http://www.ilike.com/artist/search?artist_qp=10+pound+test&x=19&y=14)
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To: Pyro7480

Any form of soap product would probably have worked just as well. They wouldn’t have gone anywhere near that.


7 posted on 11/02/2010 3:00:46 PM PDT by ArmstedFragg (hoaxy dopey changey)
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To: napscoordinator

Spun aluminium 5 d-cell Maglite. Never go outside at night without it.


8 posted on 11/02/2010 3:01:27 PM PDT by PeteB570 (Islam is the sea in which the terrorist shark swims. It aids & comforts the shark on it's journey.)
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To: Pyro7480

“I left towards the car and jump part way inside to wrestle my sign from the thieves.”

Sounds like Daniel Patrick gave them some Head to remember.


9 posted on 11/02/2010 3:02:55 PM PDT by jessduntno (9/24/10, FBI raids home of appropriately named AAAN leader Hatem Abudayyeh, a friend of Obama.)
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To: Pyro7480

I was putting out signs for Herman Cain a few years back and others kept stealing them. So I carefully picked and bagged poison ivy and rubbed it all over the signs when I posted them. The beauty of poison ivy is that it does not degrade over time and does not easily wash off the signs.


10 posted on 11/02/2010 3:06:36 PM PDT by CondiArmy
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To: Pyro7480

I would have preferred to read: “Republican Candidate Ousts Boxer,” but this one’s still pretty cool!


11 posted on 11/02/2010 3:10:21 PM PDT by RedStateNotShirt
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To: CondiArmy

Nice! I’ll file that away for future reference.


12 posted on 11/02/2010 4:09:37 PM PDT by allblues
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To: Pyro7480

If anyone`s interested,I have a recipe for oil of poison ivy,simple to make and fairly safe as long as done outside while wearing nitrile gloves and dust mask.Use washed out spaghetti jars for receptacles,wash thoroughly afterwards and dispose of everything that touches the product.Recipe: macerate ivy leaves with Goof-off solvent for about a week,then strain through coffee filters,and mix the green liquid with a cheap oil like corn.Allow to sit in a disposable bowl to evaporate the solvent and the resultant oily green liquid is concentrated extract of poison ivy in a oil base.Produce,store and use with extreme caution! This stuff is brutal if you`re careless!


13 posted on 11/02/2010 5:37:05 PM PDT by nomad
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