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What is the difference between the San Francisco Board of Supervisors and Al Qaeda?
Cowboy Confessional ^ | 11/4/2010 | Guy Smith

Posted on 11/04/2010 8:44:16 PM PDT by guyshomenet

This is a serious inquiry as I am beginning to see little daylight between the attitudes of either organization – merely a different set of priorities. One group is a fanatical tribe of overzealous control freaks who insist on subjugating everyone in their corner of the globe to their pious belief systems through any torturous means necessary.

The other group is hiding in Pakistan.

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Much of this is reflected in Sharia law and San Francisco city ordinances, both of which are writs of self-professed divine directives.

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The chief unifying factor between these two terrorist groups is that their leaders believe they speak for God or some higher authority, and that by their own self-delusion they have the right to inflict capricious interpretation of doctrine on everyone else.

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For a brief moment I wondered which of these two camps would win a battle with the other, and quickly concluded Al Queda would.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: alqaeda; christians; happymeals; sanfrancisco

1 posted on 11/04/2010 8:44:22 PM PDT by guyshomenet
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To: guyshomenet

Lipstick on boys.


2 posted on 11/04/2010 8:46:11 PM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: guyshomenet

the supervisors like gays.


3 posted on 11/04/2010 8:47:05 PM PDT by bravo whiskey (If the little things really bother you, maybe it's because the big things are going well.)
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To: guyshomenet

Al Qaeda doesn’t care about your trans-fat intake.


4 posted on 11/04/2010 8:47:08 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Worst. Post-Racial. And Post-Partisan. Agent Of Hope And Change. EVER.)
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To: guyshomenet

Their “sexual orientation”? Al Qaeda guys are straight. (Or else).


5 posted on 11/04/2010 8:47:25 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We have not yet begun to fight!)
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To: guyshomenet
In this past week we saw the San Francisco Sups basically ban Happy Meals, the food you have likely fed your own child

lol....

6 posted on 11/04/2010 8:51:32 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: guyshomenet

Gotta love it. The cops down there just hate my CCW which I show them along with my drivers license if I get stopped. They get all kinds of pissed that there are still some real American counties in this state that issue.


7 posted on 11/04/2010 8:52:27 PM PDT by oldenuff2no (Rangers lead the way...... Delta, the original European home land security)
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To: guyshomenet
Hmm, how about we're not funding Al Qaeda?

Or, SF doesn't fly airliners into buildings, worse, if flies airliners full of lawyers to DC...

8 posted on 11/04/2010 9:01:07 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Restore santiy to DC, send obama, Reid, and Pelosi on vacation.)
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To: guyshomenet

Gotta be a trick question.


9 posted on 11/04/2010 9:06:23 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Rebellion is brewing!! Nuke the corrupt commie bastards to HELL!!)
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To: guyshomenet

Spelt different ???


10 posted on 11/04/2010 9:07:41 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: guyshomenet

But it’s “for the children”, so it’s ok.


11 posted on 11/04/2010 9:14:24 PM PDT by Sapper26 (Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
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To: guyshomenet

A few thousand miles?


12 posted on 11/04/2010 9:29:40 PM PDT by Lou Budvis (Refudiate 0bama '12)
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To: Lou Budvis

Levin nailed it. Abortion as a minor? no problem. Pot? no problem.. Wait, you want a TOY with your happy meal? PROBLEM! perfect definition of a tyranny.

Government is completely and totally out of control in CA. I say the conservatives pack up and leave. It’ll collapse in days.


13 posted on 11/04/2010 9:36:26 PM PDT by cableguymn
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Government is completely and totally out of control in CA. I say the conservatives pack up and leave. It’ll collapse in days.

This is the premise of Atlas Shrugged and I'm thinking that letting it collapse under it's own weight is the only way out.

14 posted on 11/04/2010 9:38:47 PM PDT by The Citizen Soldier (California's dependents are glad to suck the government teats as they kill the cow.)
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To: cableguymn
Government is completely and totally out of control in CA.

Unlike the majority of Californians, my family goes back a long ways in the state (my grandmother was born on a prune farm in Rutherford in 1898), my great grandfather immigrated from Ireland to Visalia in the 1870's (OK, he had poor judgment in location selection, I admit that). Point is, I do not want to leave, but my wife retires with full medical in two years.

We are counting the days.

15 posted on 11/04/2010 9:56:55 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Current count of friends/family who have abandoned Obama: 11)
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To: guyshomenet
AQ decapitates adult victims.

The board prefers to decapitate children in the womb.

16 posted on 11/04/2010 10:28:13 PM PDT by garjog
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To: guyshomenet

Arabic fluency and willingness to eat a ham sandwich
with the left hand.


17 posted on 11/04/2010 10:34:21 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: Question Liberal Authority

You have to admit that Al Qaeda members seem to be hard-working and principled, as opposed to hardly-working government officials.


18 posted on 11/04/2010 10:37:50 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: guyshomenet

Al quaeda isn’t trying to destroy its own society.


19 posted on 11/04/2010 11:25:40 PM PDT by Defiant (I'm a Fabian Constitutionalist. Roll back FDR and progressivism!)
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To: guyshomenet

Great article, full of truths. Loved the “LGBT MUSLIMS NO LONGER INVISIBLE” sign in the photo!


20 posted on 11/05/2010 1:58:58 AM PDT by Memoria
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To: guyshomenet

Al Qaeda lets you know they hate you directly; they don’t pretend to be handing out “rights.”


21 posted on 11/05/2010 11:52:35 PM PDT by MonicaG (God bless our military! Praying and thanking God for you every day. Thank you!)
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To: guyshomenet

The second one is a pitcher and the first one is a catcher.


22 posted on 11/09/2010 8:19:15 AM PST by wordsofearnest (Evan Bayh gave Indiana a twofer.)
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