LOL!
That’ll be the day!
Great program, but it has ZERO chance in today’s “Academia”.
Boy! If only the next President would hire Cabinet members with exactly that kind of work ethic, we might come out of this financial meltdown afterall.
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4 Check in some cases. But hey, some people earn a six-digit income.
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7 No. Not in this era. Having a few cops around is necessary on a campus. Because how many students would take advantage of CCP? Not many. And the few who did couldn't act as security for the rest of the student body. Its just not their job. They have their own studies to take care of and they can't be patroling around watching for trouble often enough to justify removing the police.
8 I dunno.
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OMG! How did they give this guy tenure????
They must really be regretting that
"Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you."
Nevermind. That's if I were the King of the World.