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With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE
Source? Laz | 11/17/2010 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 11/17/2010 7:49:08 AM PST by Lazamataz

Edited on 11/17/2010 9:30:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THE WUBAMA

The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.

Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.

The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.

Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!


TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: areallyfineparody; chat; democrats; goodoneslaz; obama; obummer; peelouse; pelosi; sssizzlin; stillgood; vanity; wubama
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To: Admin Moderator

Is there a chance you can edit the main post with the illustrated version, next post?? It would improve this greatly!!!!


41 posted on 11/17/2010 8:27:05 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Admin Moderator
THE WUBAMA

The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.

Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.

The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.

Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!

42 posted on 11/17/2010 8:31:05 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz

EXCELLENT. I would have to say, I am quite surprised! No references to “...hit it....”


43 posted on 11/17/2010 8:31:56 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

Good enough for publication as a Christmas miracle.


44 posted on 11/17/2010 8:32:03 AM PST by bvw
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To: dalereed
Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?

It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand. And stop oppressing my people.

45 posted on 11/17/2010 8:32:37 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: NEMDF
Well, just bear in mind that I would hit it.

If only I knew what 'it' was, in context.

46 posted on 11/17/2010 8:34:20 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: dead; bvw; real saxophonist; Quix

This one, above, is illustrated (thanks, evets!) and is much better.


47 posted on 11/17/2010 8:35:46 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hooray!


48 posted on 11/17/2010 8:36:45 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: headsonpikes; dirtboy; Guenevere; Monkey Face; Allegra; humblegunner; Howlin; unsycophant

Looky looky! It’s fun!


49 posted on 11/17/2010 8:38:48 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz
Good show. More.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

50 posted on 11/17/2010 8:41:04 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: B4Ranch; Clinton's a liar; holdonnow; ken5050; eastforker; Cool Guy

It’s festive! Check it out!


51 posted on 11/17/2010 8:42:16 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: LonePalm; Admin Moderator

Go to #42 (maybe Admin Moderator will do me a favor and move the HTML from #42 to the main article HTML.... pwetty pweeze?)


52 posted on 11/17/2010 8:43:31 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Syncro; Clint N. Suhks; Psycho_Bunny; big bad easter bunny; FreeAtlanta

It’s festive! Check it it out! #42 for the best version


53 posted on 11/17/2010 8:46:29 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz

BINGO We have a winner! You have won a box of TEA leaves. Let’s have a TEA Party!


54 posted on 11/17/2010 8:49:37 AM PST by B4Ranch (Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
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To: GonzoGOP; Artemis Webb; Graybeard58; ml/nj; expat_panama; abigail2; McGruff; Responsibility2nd

Check out #42, it’s festive!


55 posted on 11/17/2010 8:51:10 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz
Wookie wut I found...

56 posted on 11/17/2010 8:52:45 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Lazamataz

Love it! I’m impressed!


57 posted on 11/17/2010 8:54:29 AM PST by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Vendome; Alamo-Girl; JohnHuang2

Check out #42 for the best version. It’s fun!


58 posted on 11/17/2010 8:56:11 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: evets

O
M
G

I got momentum, now, baby!


59 posted on 11/17/2010 8:57:18 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Allegra

If my beloved Admin Mod would change the main HTML to that which is in #42, it would be best, but the version at #42 is the best version. Illustrations n everything!


60 posted on 11/17/2010 8:59:02 AM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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