She graduated from one of those poison ivy league universities.
Actually, she graduated from Florida State.
Worse than that:
“Parker grew up in Winter Haven, Florida, graduated from Winter Haven High School in 1969, and attended Converse College before transferring to Florida State University where she majored in Spanish Literature. She also holds a Master’s degree in the subject from Florida State.”
I guess Spanish majors don’t have to study American History down south.
Isn’t Winter Haven where the circus hangs out? ;)