Skip to comments.What Not To Wear? Clothes A TSA Issue
Posted on 11/23/2010 5:06:44 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
LOS ANGELES -- Travel experts say the more thorough security pat-downs at airports underscore the need for better fashion choices that can help people breeze through screenings with their dignity intact.
Experts suggest avoiding clothes loaded with metal studs and bras with underwires. Slacks instead of skirts are preferred. Any baggy clothing can require extra scrutiny.
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That’s what I’m planning for under the burka.
-—Do you think that would work? -—
Don’t know. Do you have a photo?
How the HELL is it “dignified” to let someone take a nude-through-the -clothes picture of you, by force of law?
TSA can KMA!
If so,it would work for me. If not, do us all a favor and stay home. :)
Brown shirts should help - or with this administration, pink shirts.
String bikini or speedos under an overcoat.
That might work until some muzzie shows up with an internal bomb.
I just recently found out that Lee Meriwether is a good friend of my aunt’s. They went to high school together in SF (along with Johnny Mathis).
Not all women wear slacks. Some wear skirts for religious reasons. Should someone who only owns underwire bras go and buy another one just for travel?
The looser clothes will get you pulled aside for a pat-down, as I found out myself a while back (I wanted to say no, I'm not hiding something under there, that's ME under there!) but looser clothing is also more comfortable.
What are they doing with pregnant women these days, to make sure that it's really a baby in there??
So now the Total Sexual Assualt is the fashion police too?
“We just want you to dress so it will be easier for us to molest you”
I mean, you don't want to stand out in line like some kind freak, do you?
I mean, you don't want to stand out in line like some kind of freak, do you?
Does anyone actually think that a Moslem woman wearing a bulky burqa or hijab is going to receive ANY scrutiny by the TSA?
But it’s Julie Newmar in the picture.
No, they want you to look HOT while they molest you!
The new search technique allows airport security screeners to use their palms and fingers to probe for hidden weapons and devices around sensitive body parts, including clothed genital areas and breasts.
There you have it in print from the so-called "travel experts." Most of the real independent travel experts I know are suggesting people stop flying until this idiocy is brought to a screeching halt.
PS. I want to point out that “the new search technique allows airport security screeners to use their palms and fingers to probe for hidden weapons and devices around sensitive body parts, including clothed genital areas and breasts” reads like the criminal complaint for a serial sexual molestor who just changed his MO on small girls.
I think they check for dilation...
I have 1 non wire bra, used only for air travel. In fact I bought it on a trip to New York at a store across the street from Ground Zero just because of the airport delay a wired one caused before the flight to NYC!
Let us just keep a clue what is going on here. David Stempler is another "inside the beltway" K-street lobbyist, who is far more concerned about not rocking his sweet little boat on the Patomac than the storm that is washing this filth away.
Issue disposable hospital gowns, force passengers to strip naked placing clothes in the tray for scanning, receive a body cavity search from TSA workers and then be allowed to dress and board your plane. Of course Muslims would be exempted. TSA workers can soon be telling male passengers to turn your head and cough.
Would it make their jobs easier if we wore vertical-striped prison uniforms like the ones that were fashionable in the 40s?
All those catwomen look the same to me.
“F&@# You!” spelled out in lead foil strips across my
undershirt would be my preferred choice.
LOL.. .darned fine and excellent point!!
Toll-Free number to the Congressional Switchboard
I think most bra underwires are now plastic. I’ve had a couple of them break in half (and I’m NOT that well-endowed - LOL!)
OH It’s STUPIFYIN’ JONES from LI’L ABNER!
Or perhaps I should say Stupifyin' Jones pretending to be Catwoman!
Oh Julie! Why wasn't I born ten years earlier!
For women I suggest wearing a skirt and a maxipad containing fake blood. That ought to make their day when they feel up in there.
Stay out the bushes!
HEY! Where was that picture taken??
That looks a LOT like me!
I think we all look like that in those lovely garments.
“That might work until some muzzie shows up with an internal bomb.”
All tampax to be removed for inspection to make sure they aren’t a bomb with fuse in the ready!
The best suggestions I’ve heard yet. Men should wear a kilt with no underwear. Woman should were the super sized kotex pad.
“That’s what I say. If they’re exempt everybody get one of these bags and put it on just before screening. We guys can tell them that we’re Muslim transvestites.”
HGC, I have been posting exactly that POA since Sunday morning. See below:
Napolitano Considering Allowing Muslim Women to Pat Themselves Down at Airports
Sunday, November 21, 2010 9:27:42 AM · 267 of 301
Grampa Dave to GiovannaNicoletta; Liz
All us need to buy Burkas, change our names to Arabic/Hispanic names, carry Muslim prayer beads and a copy of the Koran when we travel.
What would TSA do if every passenger showed up in Burkas and carrying Muslim prayer beads and a copy of the Koran?
Then approached, by a TSA agent, you say My name is Jose Maria Mohammed, and I am a cross gendered new Muslim. Any attempt to pat me down or force me into the scan will be a big violation of my rights and privacy!
However, I volunteer to pat myelf down as per mad Janet Nappy, the fascist lesbo Nazi leader of TSA.
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