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TSA screeners fire back: We donít want to touch your filthy, flabby, disgusting junk
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/11/23/tsa-screeners-fire-back-we-dont-want-to-touch-your-filthy-flabby-disgusting-junk/ ^

Posted on 11/23/2010 4:33:46 PM PST by chessplayer

Sounds like it’s almost unanimous, then. Everyone hates the junk-touching, except of course for Gloria Allred.

Lest you doubt their sincerity, look at it this way: Considering how little money they make at TSA, if they were really into touching junk, wouldn’t they look for a more lucrative outlet for their “interest”?

Some comments from these TSOs include:

“It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man’s private parts, their butt, their inner thigh. Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!”

“Do you think I want to go to work and place my hands between women’s legs and touch their breasts for a few hours? For starters, I am attracted to men, not women and if I was attracted to women, it would not be the large number of passengers I handle daily that have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is.”…


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1 posted on 11/23/2010 4:33:50 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

The only way I’d take a job groping people would be if it was at Hooters.


2 posted on 11/23/2010 4:36:30 PM PST by umgud
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To: chessplayer

“Stinky! Don’t forget stinky! All of those little people stink!” - Dingy Harry Reid.


3 posted on 11/23/2010 4:36:36 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Don't touch my junk!!!)
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To: chessplayer

Allred gets off on it.


4 posted on 11/23/2010 4:37:02 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

I’m sick of people telling me “if you don’t like it, don’t fly” so I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.


5 posted on 11/23/2010 4:39:08 PM PST by surroundedbyblue
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To: chessplayer

OK, don’t feel my junk... pull my finger.


6 posted on 11/23/2010 4:41:29 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: chessplayer

It’s like having an ex-wife that hates the Constitution.


7 posted on 11/23/2010 4:41:47 PM PST by APatientMan
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To: surroundedbyblue

Amen.


8 posted on 11/23/2010 4:42:26 PM PST by Eagle Eye (A blind clock finds a nut at least twice a day.)
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To: chessplayer
if I was attracted to women, it would not be the large number of passengers I handle daily that have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is.”

Well now. There's an idea.

Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days.

Don't bathe for 30 days.

Smear grease mix over the body. Wear a kilt. Go visit the TSA.

Go ahead, perverts, get a whiff of that.

9 posted on 11/23/2010 4:42:42 PM PST by neutrino (Globalization is the economic treason that dare not speak its name.(173))
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To: chessplayer

Fat people should eat sugar free candy before going to airports. When the gropers start poking in the roles of fat, fart.


10 posted on 11/23/2010 4:42:56 PM PST by pallis
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To: chessplayer
How come no one is talking about second-hand groping? If second-hand smoke will kill you and three subsequent generations of your offspring (or so they tell us), how can we sit by and tolerate second-hand groping?

How often do you see these TSA clowns changing their gloves?

One can only imagine the potential germs being transferred from one passenger to the the next via the 6 mil (or so) of latex.

Here's a gross question... would anyone re-use a latex condom? The condom and the TSA gloves are made from basically the same material, latex.

Now if everyone demanded that the gloves be changed before being touched... I know, I know, no one would ever make their flight. Maybe that's what it will take for this insanity to change.

11 posted on 11/23/2010 4:42:56 PM PST by The Citizen Soldier (Obama: All turban, no camels.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

uuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....gnarly dude...might want to consider McDonalds


12 posted on 11/23/2010 4:44:48 PM PST by aces
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To: surroundedbyblue

>>I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.<<

Exactly!

I’m flying early December to Orlando. My girls will have all metal removed and be wearing heavy sanitary pads to protect themselves.

I, however, feel like opting out, skipping a bath for a week and eating garlic sandwiches for breakfast. If the TSA refused to pat us, it wouldn’t be done.


13 posted on 11/23/2010 4:45:22 PM PST by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice.)
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To: chessplayer

The Israeli Air Security organization has none of this type of passenger groping etc. and they are very successful in preventing air terrorism. But they use college educated professionals who have undergone extensive intelligence and interrogation training. The TSA employees are mostly low paid high school grads. And let’s face it, HS grads today know a lot less than those who graduated up through the 1960s.


14 posted on 11/23/2010 4:45:33 PM PST by Signalman
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To: chessplayer

Now we’re the butt of Japanese television.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=118_1290452447


15 posted on 11/23/2010 4:46:35 PM PST by FromLori (FromLori)
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To: chessplayer

If only they had a union to represent them and protect them from these horrible working conditions...</s>


16 posted on 11/23/2010 4:49:08 PM PST by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: chessplayer

My wild guess is they want to get everyone through scanners eventually to develop a biometric database that will positively identify people.

Like everything these people do it’s about control. When the airlines fail Obama will take them over.


17 posted on 11/23/2010 4:49:35 PM PST by Outrance
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To: neutrino
Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days

Why go to all that trouble? Dab a little Nước mắm in selected places. That ought to do it.

18 posted on 11/23/2010 4:49:42 PM PST by Noumenon ("We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.")
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To: surroundedbyblue

“I’m sick of people telling me “if you don’t like it, don’t fly” so I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.”

Easy to do with the wonderful shape the economy is in, right? I actually feel a little sorry for them. They`re between a rock and a hard place.


19 posted on 11/23/2010 4:50:29 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

Meanwhile the Mexican border is wide open. What a farce!


20 posted on 11/23/2010 4:50:35 PM PST by Outrance
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To: chessplayer

“We don’t want to touch your filthy, flabby, disgusting junk”

We don’t want to be taxed to pay for the wages and benefits of filthy, flabby, disgusting junk, either.


21 posted on 11/23/2010 4:51:30 PM PST by Psalm 144
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To: Signalman

This undereducated goons are the nascent beginnings of the domestic military that the white house a hole advocates for.
If their birth is not smothered in their crib they will expand and they will be everywhere and their disdain for you and me will be there too. Count on it!


22 posted on 11/23/2010 4:52:53 PM PST by free from tyranny
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To: chessplayer
Considering how little money they make at TSA...

Where does everyone get the idea that TSA pay is so bad?

23 posted on 11/23/2010 4:52:57 PM PST by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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To: The Citizen Soldier

YUK, thanks for reinforcing my stand on NOT flying. If there is an outbreak of something, this could certainly spread it rapidly. YUK!


24 posted on 11/23/2010 4:53:37 PM PST by Kackikat (There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
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To: seowulf

I believe I would opt for gropee rather than groper As once it is over at one time. The groper must grope on and on


25 posted on 11/23/2010 4:57:03 PM PST by barb-tex (What else did you expect from the likes of 0?)
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To: chessplayer; All

Our government is dehumanizing average Americans who happen to fly to get where they are going. People like Obama think they are Teabaggers just asked for a slap-down. It reminds me of herding the Jews into the Nazi deathcamp “showers” after they stripped them of all clothing, privacy, valuables and—most importantly: human dignity. The only way a young German would perform their “work” was to dehumanize the subjects of it. Like the TSA scanners. They look upon the masses coming at them as sub-human, just stinking obnoxious things that need to be slapped-down. Congratulations Michelle and Barack. You have won!


26 posted on 11/23/2010 4:57:30 PM PST by shalom aleichem
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To: chessplayer
How's this for a solution? - robotic friskers:


27 posted on 11/23/2010 4:57:34 PM PST by epithermal
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To: chessplayer

Hey tsa screw.You’ll do as you’re told.The queen has spoken.


28 posted on 11/23/2010 4:57:59 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: free from tyranny

“This undereducated goons are the nascent beginnings of the domestic military that the white house a hole advocates for.
If their birth is not smothered in their crib they will expand and they will be everywhere and their disdain for you and me will be there too. Count on it!”

Wow.


29 posted on 11/23/2010 5:00:06 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

All along of dirtiness, all along of mess,
All along of doing things rather-more-or-less...


30 posted on 11/23/2010 5:01:57 PM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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To: Signalman

That is because the Israeli’s use their intelligence, and profile discreetly.

WE broadcast our secrets by the media, and think everyone has to know everything, so that the enemy knows our military plans before we get there. Then we put every american at risk for disease by TSA groping, and a lack of clear sanitary protection, while the actual terrorist laugh at our tactics.

If a 200lb 6’ Middle Eastern man robbed a convenience store, then the police would not put out a bolo for a 5’5” white guy with a mustache. The police do not put out a bolo that says ‘we can’t profile this description of the robber”.....what is this administration thinking?? It’s bizarre.

This is a test of their communist control, to see how much the american people will endure to be considered safe. We are a bunch of sheeple, with a (&*&%$$()))%^%##$ for a leader.


31 posted on 11/23/2010 5:02:17 PM PST by Kackikat (There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
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To: The Citizen Soldier

Not that I’m flying anytime soon, but if I have to, I’m going to insist on new gloves. I’m going to make it as difficult as possible on them, since they are already doing that to us.


32 posted on 11/23/2010 5:02:52 PM PST by Republic of Texas (Socialism Always Fails)
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To: neutrino
Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days. Don't bathe for 30 days. Smear grease mix over the body. Wear a kilt. Go visit the TSA.

That's what kids did years ago when they went for their selective service exams.

33 posted on 11/23/2010 5:05:53 PM PST by ladyjane
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To: netmilsmom; Signalman; chessplayer; umgud; FlingWingFlyer; surroundedbyblue; ExTexasRedhead; ...

I know a lot of people that would do this for the wages at the link:

Salary for Employer: United States Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=United_States_Transportation_Security_Administration_(TSA)/Salary


34 posted on 11/23/2010 5:06:37 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. ~Mencken)
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To: surroundedbyblue
"I’m sick of people telling me “if you don’t like it, don’t fly” so I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job."

ABSOLUTELY!

And I am sick of people like Shawn Hannity defending the TSA agents, saying that they have families and have to buy Christmas for their kids, too, or things to that affect.

If they had any moral character, they would not participate in this. Let them go work in a meat packing plant.

In 1980 I left a job as a Manpower Planning Trainer (funded by the U.S. Department of Labor), because the agency that hired me told me that because I held a staff position, I had to support and promote ALL of the programs of the agency.

Then I discovered the teen counseling that the agency was giving on sex and contraceptives, and the lesbians that were giving it. !!

Even though I needed the job, and jobs were hard to come by in 1980 in the Midwest, I could not in good conscience support what I believed to be an immoral activity, carried on by immoral people (all federally tax funded). So, I went and found another job.

Thus, I am NOT, NOT, NOT sympathetic at all with any TSA agent that will put me or my family members in a scanner that pictures them in the nude, or any of them that will place their hands on my or my families private parts. Period! NOT sympathetic.

35 posted on 11/23/2010 5:08:03 PM PST by John Leland 1789 (Grateful)
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To: chessplayer
Problem is......a lot of the people being felt up are young girls called out of line.

An RN I was speaking to the other day told me they had to fly through Chicago and a male TSA creep pulled her two beautiful teenage daughters out of a line of about 100 to be 'hand searched'. The RN mom was not selected but told the TSA she was coming along anyway and the TSA told her that she would be arrested if she 'defied orders'. She said she did not care and to arrest her!

When others started speaking up too ( I guess one guy...obviously military by his fatigues said....'Search me! Why don't you have the b@lls to search me!)....the TSA let the RN go with her daughters. The girls knew enough to ask for a female TSA and was told....'she was on break'....and the RN said....then get me a supervisor.

What ended up happening is that the RN ...after arguing and haggling....got the supervisor to let the daughters through using the 'wand' and not the patdown since no females were available. She said it literally took an hour to do all that...but she knew better from all the reports and got the the airport super early. Good thing eh???!

36 posted on 11/23/2010 5:10:04 PM PST by BossLady (TSA = Patdowns 4 Pervs)
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To: seowulf

Maybe the passengers should form a union and get representation.


37 posted on 11/23/2010 5:10:47 PM PST by Parmy
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That is enough money to make law suits worthwhile.


38 posted on 11/23/2010 5:11:06 PM PST by Psalm 144
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To: Republic of Texas

If we make the TSA employees the bad guys in this, we lose. BIG TIME. Mark my words.

People are not happy about the policy, but are they are NOT projecting this on the employees.

It’s very easy to say get another job, but in REALITY everybody knows there aren’t any.


39 posted on 11/23/2010 5:13:11 PM PST by nbenyo
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To: xjcsa

“Where does everyone get the idea that TSA pay is so bad?”

Because the personnel are such abysmal dregs. An unwarranted assumption, as a review of many federal officeholders and bureaucrats would reveal.


40 posted on 11/23/2010 5:13:11 PM PST by Psalm 144
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To: Signalman

If I had to guess, the next step is cavity searches for a select few. This is just to soften everybody up for that eventuality..


41 posted on 11/23/2010 5:13:27 PM PST by EVO X
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To: Outrance

yeah i am with you.

they want a nekkid pitcher of everybody matched up wit their name and scanners is how to do it.

folk that!


42 posted on 11/23/2010 5:14:52 PM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: John Leland 1789

“And I am sick of people like Shawn Hannity defending the TSA agents”

If the majority of conservatives disagree with you, that’s telling you something.


43 posted on 11/23/2010 5:15:24 PM PST by nbenyo
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To: APatientMan
It’s like having an ex-wife that hates the Constitution.

You've met my ex?

44 posted on 11/23/2010 5:15:29 PM PST by null and void (We are now in day 672 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Outrance

Meanwhile the Mexican border is wide open. What a farce!

***************************

DHS has targeted the group the current government most fears.

The People.

Seems logical to me.


45 posted on 11/23/2010 5:15:45 PM PST by Psalm 144
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To: chessplayer

Oooo it seems that Obama’s grope-ophiles are getting touchy.


46 posted on 11/23/2010 5:16:25 PM PST by Gator113 (Sarah Palin can win, and she will win.)
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To: chessplayer
I'm going to make it a practice to pat down anyone who wants access to my property. My spouse will be standing near by and armed. No kidding.

47 posted on 11/23/2010 5:17:30 PM PST by I see my hands (How's that ballot box working out for you?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Good! Best of luck to them!


48 posted on 11/23/2010 5:17:40 PM PST by free from tyranny
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To: chessplayer
This whole security-backlash charade is about herding the 50,000 TSA goons into the SEIU where their dues can pay for Democrat election campaigns.
49 posted on 11/23/2010 5:18:01 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The people who hate Sarah Palin hate her because they know that her Presidency is inevitable.)
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To: chessplayer
May the stink be with you TSA.

Now its your turn to get vocal and call this all what it is; BULLSHIT!

50 posted on 11/23/2010 5:20:27 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Guilty of being White.)
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