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TSA screeners fire back: We donít want to touch your filthy, flabby, disgusting junk
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/11/23/tsa-screeners-fire-back-we-dont-want-to-touch-your-filthy-flabby-disgusting-junk/ ^

Posted on 11/23/2010 4:33:46 PM PST by chessplayer

Sounds like it’s almost unanimous, then. Everyone hates the junk-touching, except of course for Gloria Allred.

Lest you doubt their sincerity, look at it this way: Considering how little money they make at TSA, if they were really into touching junk, wouldn’t they look for a more lucrative outlet for their “interest”?

Some comments from these TSOs include:

“It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man’s private parts, their butt, their inner thigh. Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!”

“Do you think I want to go to work and place my hands between women’s legs and touch their breasts for a few hours? For starters, I am attracted to men, not women and if I was attracted to women, it would not be the large number of passengers I handle daily that have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is.”…


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1 posted on 11/23/2010 4:33:50 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

The only way I’d take a job groping people would be if it was at Hooters.


2 posted on 11/23/2010 4:36:30 PM PST by umgud
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To: chessplayer

“Stinky! Don’t forget stinky! All of those little people stink!” - Dingy Harry Reid.


3 posted on 11/23/2010 4:36:36 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Don't touch my junk!!!)
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To: chessplayer

Allred gets off on it.


4 posted on 11/23/2010 4:37:02 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

I’m sick of people telling me “if you don’t like it, don’t fly” so I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.


5 posted on 11/23/2010 4:39:08 PM PST by surroundedbyblue
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To: chessplayer

OK, don’t feel my junk... pull my finger.


6 posted on 11/23/2010 4:41:29 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: chessplayer

It’s like having an ex-wife that hates the Constitution.


7 posted on 11/23/2010 4:41:47 PM PST by APatientMan
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To: surroundedbyblue

Amen.


8 posted on 11/23/2010 4:42:26 PM PST by Eagle Eye (A blind clock finds a nut at least twice a day.)
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To: chessplayer
if I was attracted to women, it would not be the large number of passengers I handle daily that have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is.”

Well now. There's an idea.

Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days.

Don't bathe for 30 days.

Smear grease mix over the body. Wear a kilt. Go visit the TSA.

Go ahead, perverts, get a whiff of that.

9 posted on 11/23/2010 4:42:42 PM PST by neutrino (Globalization is the economic treason that dare not speak its name.(173))
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To: chessplayer

Fat people should eat sugar free candy before going to airports. When the gropers start poking in the roles of fat, fart.


10 posted on 11/23/2010 4:42:56 PM PST by pallis
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To: chessplayer
How come no one is talking about second-hand groping? If second-hand smoke will kill you and three subsequent generations of your offspring (or so they tell us), how can we sit by and tolerate second-hand groping?

How often do you see these TSA clowns changing their gloves?

One can only imagine the potential germs being transferred from one passenger to the the next via the 6 mil (or so) of latex.

Here's a gross question... would anyone re-use a latex condom? The condom and the TSA gloves are made from basically the same material, latex.

Now if everyone demanded that the gloves be changed before being touched... I know, I know, no one would ever make their flight. Maybe that's what it will take for this insanity to change.

11 posted on 11/23/2010 4:42:56 PM PST by The Citizen Soldier (Obama: All turban, no camels.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

uuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....gnarly dude...might want to consider McDonalds


12 posted on 11/23/2010 4:44:48 PM PST by aces
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To: surroundedbyblue

>>I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.<<

Exactly!

I’m flying early December to Orlando. My girls will have all metal removed and be wearing heavy sanitary pads to protect themselves.

I, however, feel like opting out, skipping a bath for a week and eating garlic sandwiches for breakfast. If the TSA refused to pat us, it wouldn’t be done.


13 posted on 11/23/2010 4:45:22 PM PST by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice.)
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To: chessplayer

The Israeli Air Security organization has none of this type of passenger groping etc. and they are very successful in preventing air terrorism. But they use college educated professionals who have undergone extensive intelligence and interrogation training. The TSA employees are mostly low paid high school grads. And let’s face it, HS grads today know a lot less than those who graduated up through the 1960s.


14 posted on 11/23/2010 4:45:33 PM PST by Signalman
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To: chessplayer

Now we’re the butt of Japanese television.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=118_1290452447


15 posted on 11/23/2010 4:46:35 PM PST by FromLori (FromLori)
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If only they had a union to represent them and protect them from these horrible working conditions...</s>


16 posted on 11/23/2010 4:49:08 PM PST by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: chessplayer

My wild guess is they want to get everyone through scanners eventually to develop a biometric database that will positively identify people.

Like everything these people do it’s about control. When the airlines fail Obama will take them over.


17 posted on 11/23/2010 4:49:35 PM PST by Outrance
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To: neutrino
Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days

Why go to all that trouble? Dab a little Nước mắm in selected places. That ought to do it.

18 posted on 11/23/2010 4:49:42 PM PST by Noumenon ("We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.")
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To: surroundedbyblue

“I’m sick of people telling me “if you don’t like it, don’t fly” so I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.”

Easy to do with the wonderful shape the economy is in, right? I actually feel a little sorry for them. They`re between a rock and a hard place.


19 posted on 11/23/2010 4:50:29 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

Meanwhile the Mexican border is wide open. What a farce!


20 posted on 11/23/2010 4:50:35 PM PST by Outrance
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