Posted on 11/25/2010 12:38:08 PM PST by Justaham
Comedienne Sandra Bernhard called Bristol Palin a hooker on Wednesday's "The Joy Behar Show."
JOY BEHAR, HOST: After weeks of speculation that the low-scoring Bristol Palin could actually take the "Dancing With The Stars`" win, the nation breathed the sigh of relief last night as Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion (ph). With me now to talk about this and other stories in the news are Sandra Bernhard, comedian and singer, Rebecca Dana, senior correspondent for the Daily Beast, and Andrea Marcovicci, singer and actress. I called you Andrea. Is it Andrea or Andrea?
ANDREA MARCOVICCI, SINGER: It`s Andrea.
BEHAR: Andrea?
MARCOVICCI: Yes. You did great.
BEHAR: So, Sandra, were you ready to shoot the TV last night?
SANDRA BERNHARD, COMEDIAN: I twittered for the entire two hours. My eyeballs were falling out of my head. I said, first of all, I said, Cander and Ebb would not allow this.
(LAUGHTER)
BERNHARD: You cannot be part of the Palin legacy and dance to Cander and Ebb in a cage.
BEHAR: Yes.
BERNHARD: I mean, Bob Fosse, he turned over in his grave.
BEHAR: I know. What about Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers? They`re dead, you know. They died last night.
BERNHARD: Yes. They died and came back and died for the third time.
BEHAR: What`s her name, Bristol on today`s "View" said something like --
BERNHARD: How did she do it? How did she get to New York to do the "View"?
BEHAR: I don`t know.
REBECCA DANA, SENIOR CORRESPONDENT, THE DAILY BEAST: They have their own plane, these people.
BERNHARD: She`s such a hooker. She got on a flight after losing last night.
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The truth is, none of us would have given Bernhard a thought whatsoever, if she hadn’t said something ugly about Bristol.
Truthfully, I’ve gone years without her ever crossing my mind. She is no one.
You mean WHAT she looks like - a sphincter with a large hemorrhoid!
Bernhard already holds the title as the ugliest homo sapien to have ever roamed the planet. She makes Neanderthal women all look like the playmate of the month.
Sandra is an example of how people can destroy themselves.
When you’ve been working on the car and your hands are loaded with grease and grit, you can wash it off with the proper cleaner. It’s the stuff under your fingernails that’s almost impossible to get rid of right away.
When I see Sandra, I am instantly reminded of that stuff under my fingernails.
Thankfully it only takes a few days to rid yourself of their temporary presence (even if only in thought) in your life.
If she’s saying something bad about someone, rest assured her target will change to one of the other billions of people on planet earth, randomly, no one is safe, and no holds bared.
An anus has a job to do, and so does Sandra. She is after all nature’s best attempt at producing a human form of walking diarrhea.
If we did indeed "breathe a sigh of relief" over the results of a TV show, we're in more trouble than we know.
Liberalism and PDS is a mental disease.
Folks, I inadvertently placed the name Sarah two out of three times in an earlier version of this post. I have placed a corrected version here and requested the earlier one to be deleted.
Thanks to the folks who mentioned the error. I appreciate it.
But in her case, ugly goes clear to the bone and into the very soul.
Bristol should sue the useless ugly skank.
I need a picture of Helen Thomas to sooth me after that one!
I find it fascinating that those that would lay down their lives for the Jewish people are so viciously and relentlessly attacked by the left.
You all need to understand, THAT is the crux of the matter. It’s not Palin’s fiscal conservatism. It’s not even her moral conservatism that drives them insane. It’s her love and support of Israel that causes Satan to grind his teeth. These poor blind fools are just following their father.
I suspect it’s a matter of ANdrea vs. AnDREa. After all, it’s totally important to get these things straight, don’t you know?
If Sandra was the last woman on earth, and I was the only man left; she would be the last woman on earth.
They fit my "Chihuahua theory" of yapping little unnatural thing that would not survive under pure evolution as the natural world would just beaten them death from the get go for being so obnoxious
Doesn’t show up real well in that photo, but this person has the ugliest mouth I’ve ever seen, male or female.
two ugly powerless bitch cows....no one cares what they think or say.
The most horrific issue of Playboy magazine ever was the one with a photo spread of Sandra B. in the buff. It ain't pretty. That was a “burn before reading” issue.
Oh, yeah, did I mention her personality sucks — besides being coyote ugly. [Coyote ugly: you wake up in the morning after a bender with her head on your arm, asleep. Your problem is how to knaw through your arm at the shoulder and not wake her.]
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