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Sandra Bernhard Calls Bristol Palin a Hooker on 'Joy Behar Show'
Newsbusters.org ^ | 11-25-10 | Noel Sheppard

Posted on 11/25/2010 12:38:08 PM PST by Justaham

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To: Sans-Culotte; All

Thank you.

All names should have been Sandra, and I’m sorry I goofed up.

I appreciate you mentioning it and I apologize to anyone who took offense.

While it may have seemed like I had someone else in mind subconciously, I waver between calling Sandra Bernhard Sandra and Sarah.

She’s such a lout that I don’t actually care much if I get her name right.

No offense was intended.


51 posted on 11/25/2010 1:22:42 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Your next chance like this? About 2044. Vote popularity and don't waste time with the details.)
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To: Justaham

Andrea Marcovicci was in a couple of episodes of “Magnum, P.I.” She was quite an attractive woman, way back when.


52 posted on 11/25/2010 1:23:20 PM PST by Tax-chick (Three more days to clean your ceiling fan blades. Don't put it off until the last minute!)
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To: windcliff
Bernhard, Behar, boring, barf bag, bitchonistas ping.

P.S. Do NOT read this thread after eating as there are some horrid pictures.

53 posted on 11/25/2010 1:23:29 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Alas Babylon!

Thanks for the mention...

I actually appreciate it.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2633054/posts?page=51#51


54 posted on 11/25/2010 1:23:56 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Your next chance like this? About 2044. Vote popularity and don't waste time with the details.)
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To: Justaham
Comment has been self-moderated
55 posted on 11/25/2010 1:25:29 PM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat. (AKA The Pope's Hat))
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To: Justaham
The first time I came across her was in some forgotten scifi movie.

She's probably listed under the growing list of people with the shortest lived talk shows in TV history, atop Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase.

56 posted on 11/25/2010 1:26:02 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: mazda77

Sniffle...sniffle...darnit!


57 posted on 11/25/2010 1:27:59 PM PST by Dick Bachert (11/2 was a good start. Onward to '12. U Pubbies be strong or next time we send in the libertarians!)
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To: Justaham
The only funny thing about her is who she looks like.

 

58 posted on 11/25/2010 1:29:05 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: Justaham

“Females” who look like Whoopi Goldberg and Sandra Bernhard have NEVER been terribly fond of those who look like Sarah Palin.


59 posted on 11/25/2010 1:29:35 PM PST by Oldpuppymax
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To: Justaham

Gee you could have at least warned us that the next Helen thomas’s picture was there for us all to see. My eyes are significantly damaged now.

i mean the backand of mhorse looks better than that face. She is just jealous that Bristol Palin has got more ability in her one pinky than these tramp has in her entire body. yes and she has a face that only a mother can love.


60 posted on 11/25/2010 1:30:09 PM PST by hondact200 ( Obama is Nuckin Futs!!! Obama has the Lead Touch unlike the Midas Touch of Gold)
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To: Justaham

Wasn’t she the lead singer for the New York Dolls?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct9aBySJkRQ


61 posted on 11/25/2010 1:32:28 PM PST by rogue yam
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To: Oldpuppymax

The truth is, none of us would have given Bernhard a thought whatsoever, if she hadn’t said something ugly about Bristol.

Truthfully, I’ve gone years without her ever crossing my mind. She is no one.


62 posted on 11/25/2010 1:33:25 PM PST by Judith Anne (Holy Mary, Mother of God, please pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.)
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To: paulycy
The only funny thing about her is who she looks like.

You mean WHAT she looks like - a sphincter with a large hemorrhoid!

63 posted on 11/25/2010 1:34:00 PM PST by JaguarXKE (RINOs be gone!)
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To: Justaham

Bernhard already holds the title as the ugliest homo sapien to have ever roamed the planet. She makes Neanderthal women all look like the playmate of the month.


64 posted on 11/25/2010 1:35:32 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Don't touch my junk!!!)
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To: DoughtyOne

Sandra is an example of how people can destroy themselves.

When you’ve been working on the car and your hands are loaded with grease and grit, you can wash it off with the proper cleaner. It’s the stuff under your fingernails that’s almost impossible to get rid of right away.

When I see Sandra, I am instantly reminded of that stuff under my fingernails.

Thankfully it only takes a few days to rid yourself of their temporary presence (even if only in thought) in your life.

If she’s saying something bad about someone, rest assured her target will change to one of the other billions of people on planet earth, randomly, no one is safe, and no holds bared.

An anus has a job to do, and so does Sandra. She is after all nature’s best attempt at producing a human form of walking diarrhea.


65 posted on 11/25/2010 1:36:40 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Your next chance like this? About 2044. Vote popularity and don't waste time with the details.)
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To: Justaham
...the nation breathed the sigh of relief last night as Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion

If we did indeed "breathe a sigh of relief" over the results of a TV show, we're in more trouble than we know.

Liberalism and PDS is a mental disease.

66 posted on 11/25/2010 1:39:45 PM PST by hattend (The meaning of the 2010 election was rebuke, reject, and repeal. - Sarah Palin)
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To: Justaham
She is the uglies dyke I have ever seen..Seems when these morons need publicity they start picking on the Palins..Her and Fat Rosie never were funny..Get a life Dyke and stay out of ours and the Palins..
67 posted on 11/25/2010 1:40:20 PM PST by PLD
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To: All

Folks, I inadvertently placed the name Sarah two out of three times in an earlier version of this post. I have placed a corrected version here and requested the earlier one to be deleted.

Thanks to the folks who mentioned the error. I appreciate it.


68 posted on 11/25/2010 1:41:06 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Your next chance like this? About 2044. Vote popularity and don't waste time with the details.)
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To: Lancey Howard
They say beauty is skin deep.

But in her case, ugly goes clear to the bone and into the very soul.

69 posted on 11/25/2010 1:41:32 PM PST by sjmjax
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To: Justaham

Bristol should sue the useless ugly skank.


70 posted on 11/25/2010 1:42:19 PM PST by piytar (0's idea of power: the capacity to inflict unlimited pain and suffering on another human being. 1984)
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To: Justaham
JEEEEEZUZ!

I need a picture of Helen Thomas to sooth me after that one!

71 posted on 11/25/2010 1:44:02 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Justaham

I find it fascinating that those that would lay down their lives for the Jewish people are so viciously and relentlessly attacked by the left.

You all need to understand, THAT is the crux of the matter. It’s not Palin’s fiscal conservatism. It’s not even her moral conservatism that drives them insane. It’s her love and support of Israel that causes Satan to grind his teeth. These poor blind fools are just following their father.


72 posted on 11/25/2010 1:44:11 PM PST by Dogbert41
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I suspect it’s a matter of ANdrea vs. AnDREa. After all, it’s totally important to get these things straight, don’t you know?


73 posted on 11/25/2010 1:45:31 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: Justaham

74 posted on 11/25/2010 1:46:49 PM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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To: Justaham

If Sandra was the last woman on earth, and I was the only man left; she would be the last woman on earth.


75 posted on 11/25/2010 1:46:49 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: Justaham
See this is a reason not to believe in evolution...because yapping little bitches like Sandra Bernhard & Joy Behar would never survive they would culled out long ago ...

They fit my "Chihuahua theory" of yapping little unnatural thing that would not survive under pure evolution as the natural world would just beaten them death from the get go for being so obnoxious

76 posted on 11/25/2010 1:50:02 PM PST by tophat9000 (.............................. BP + BO = BS ...........................Formula for a disaster...)
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To: Justaham

Doesn’t show up real well in that photo, but this person has the ugliest mouth I’ve ever seen, male or female.


77 posted on 11/25/2010 1:51:16 PM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Justaham

two ugly powerless bitch cows....no one cares what they think or say.


78 posted on 11/25/2010 1:58:30 PM PST by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now and in the future)
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To: Justaham
Bernhard (pot) = Behar (kettle). Color them ugly and stupid.

The most horrific issue of Playboy magazine ever was the one with a photo spread of Sandra B. in the buff. It ain't pretty. That was a “burn before reading” issue.

Oh, yeah, did I mention her personality sucks — besides being coyote ugly. [Coyote ugly: you wake up in the morning after a bender with her head on your arm, asleep. Your problem is how to knaw through your arm at the shoulder and not wake her.]

79 posted on 11/25/2010 1:59:24 PM PST by MasterGunner01 (To err is human; to forgive is not our policy. -- SEAL Team SIX)
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To: Justaham
Why does Sandra Bernhard insist on wearing a scary Halloween mask long after Halloween? C’mon, Sandra, you're scaring the children.
80 posted on 11/25/2010 1:59:39 PM PST by JPG (The GOP leadership is on probation. No second chances. Don't blow it.)
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To: Justaham

That ugly goes right to the bone.


81 posted on 11/25/2010 2:02:00 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("I'd rather lose fighting for the right cause than win fighting for the wrong cause." - Jim DeMint)
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To: Justaham

That is Patrick Swayze ??


82 posted on 11/25/2010 2:02:39 PM PST by truth_seeker
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To: Justaham

Yikes - that HAS to be a man in drag. That cannot be the face of a woman....


83 posted on 11/25/2010 2:04:08 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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To: JaguarXKE

Rumor has it the makeup girl committed suicide after the show.


84 posted on 11/25/2010 2:07:39 PM PST by bray (63 more reasons the Tea Party Rox)
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To: Lancey Howard
WHAT on earth IS this... thing?

It's obviously the offspring of a backstreet affair between Zelda Gilroy and Hank (The Face That Looks Like a Clenched Fist) Bauer.
85 posted on 11/25/2010 2:07:48 PM PST by BluesDuke (Another brief interlude from the small apartment halfway up in the middle of nowhere in particular)
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To: Justaham

Did any of the wenches get up and leave in protest? No?


86 posted on 11/25/2010 2:09:37 PM PST by gogeo ("Every one has a right to be an idiot. He abuses the privilege!" Groucho Marx)
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To: reefdiver
Interesting, they are all Obama supporters, and Liberal Jew's

Behar may be part Osmotic Jew but she's actually of Italian extraction.

87 posted on 11/25/2010 2:10:08 PM PST by decimon
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To: Lancey Howard

members of audience

88 posted on 11/25/2010 2:10:44 PM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: BluesDuke

Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. When she was born the doctor slapped her father. Beat with an ugly stick til it broke.

Just told 3 funnier jokes than she’s told in the sorry life. Looks don’t count.


89 posted on 11/25/2010 2:14:38 PM PST by bray (63 more reasons the Tea Party Rox)
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To: mazda77

Actually, hard as it is to believe, Bernhard worked briefly as a hooker. One evening her boyfriend arrived back at the apartment early just as the last john of the day was departing and before she could put away proceeds of the day.

Bruce, her boyfriend, spotted the take, walked over and counted it. It came to $35.10.

Shocked, Bruce asked “Who was the cheap SOB who gave you a dime?”

Sandra replied “All of them.”

She was THAT good.


90 posted on 11/25/2010 2:16:52 PM PST by Dick Bachert (11/2 was a good start. Onward to '12. U Pubbies be strong or next time we send in the libertarians!)
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To: Justaham

I would consider having Bernhard as an enemy a good thing. What has light to do with darkness?


91 posted on 11/25/2010 2:18:39 PM PST by Nosterrex
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To: Cicero

Just looks goofy in print!


92 posted on 11/25/2010 2:24:45 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: BluesDuke

Dang! No wonder she is a commedienne, who wouldn’t laugh at that mug! Geez, isn’t that just the perfect picture to go along with the epitome of job security.


93 posted on 11/25/2010 2:27:17 PM PST by mazda77 (Mike Hogan - JAX Mayor)
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To: bray
When she was born the doctor slapped her father.
You forgot to mention that the nurses lined up to get their whacks in. The joke would have been funnier. ;)
94 posted on 11/25/2010 2:29:01 PM PST by BluesDuke (Another brief interlude from the small apartment halfway up in the middle of nowhere in particular)
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To: Red_Devil 232; Justaham

***That is one nasty woman!***

When I first saw that picture I thought the hair moved, just like a tangle of snakes!


95 posted on 11/25/2010 2:30:32 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (I visited GEN TOMMY FRANKS Military Museum in HOBART, OKLAHOMA! Well worth it!)
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To: paulycy

Well, at least HE was funny!


96 posted on 11/25/2010 2:31:30 PM PST by rlmorel ("We treat terrorists with kid gloves, and our citizens with rubber gloves." Rush Limbaugh)
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To: SouthDixie

She looks like a professional blind date.


97 posted on 11/25/2010 2:31:57 PM PST by Hoodat (Don't touch my junk, Bro !)
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To: mazda77
No wonder she is a commedienne, who wouldn’t laugh at that mug!
The laughter would cease the moment that mug opens its mouth.
98 posted on 11/25/2010 2:34:45 PM PST by BluesDuke (Another brief interlude from the small apartment halfway up in the middle of nowhere in particular)
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To: Justaham


That's her best smile! No, really, it is! Can't you see it?
99 posted on 11/25/2010 2:35:13 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Justaham

Is she a woman, or Mick Jagger in drag?


100 posted on 11/25/2010 2:36:02 PM PST by FrankR (Don't let the bastards wear you down!)
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