Skip to comments.Sandra Bernhard Calls Bristol Palin a Hooker on 'Joy Behar Show'
Posted on 11/25/2010 12:38:08 PM PST by Justaham
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All names should have been Sandra, and I’m sorry I goofed up.
I appreciate you mentioning it and I apologize to anyone who took offense.
While it may have seemed like I had someone else in mind subconciously, I waver between calling Sandra Bernhard Sandra and Sarah.
She’s such a lout that I don’t actually care much if I get her name right.
No offense was intended.
Andrea Marcovicci was in a couple of episodes of “Magnum, P.I.” She was quite an attractive woman, way back when.
P.S. Do NOT read this thread after eating as there are some horrid pictures.
Thanks for the mention...
I actually appreciate it.
She's probably listed under the growing list of people with the shortest lived talk shows in TV history, atop Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase.
“Females” who look like Whoopi Goldberg and Sandra Bernhard have NEVER been terribly fond of those who look like Sarah Palin.
Gee you could have at least warned us that the next Helen thomas’s picture was there for us all to see. My eyes are significantly damaged now.
i mean the backand of mhorse looks better than that face. She is just jealous that Bristol Palin has got more ability in her one pinky than these tramp has in her entire body. yes and she has a face that only a mother can love.
Wasn’t she the lead singer for the New York Dolls?
The truth is, none of us would have given Bernhard a thought whatsoever, if she hadn’t said something ugly about Bristol.
Truthfully, I’ve gone years without her ever crossing my mind. She is no one.
You mean WHAT she looks like - a sphincter with a large hemorrhoid!
Bernhard already holds the title as the ugliest homo sapien to have ever roamed the planet. She makes Neanderthal women all look like the playmate of the month.
Sandra is an example of how people can destroy themselves.
When youve been working on the car and your hands are loaded with grease and grit, you can wash it off with the proper cleaner. Its the stuff under your fingernails thats almost impossible to get rid of right away.
When I see Sandra, I am instantly reminded of that stuff under my fingernails.
Thankfully it only takes a few days to rid yourself of their temporary presence (even if only in thought) in your life.
If shes saying something bad about someone, rest assured her target will change to one of the other billions of people on planet earth, randomly, no one is safe, and no holds bared.
An anus has a job to do, and so does Sandra. She is after all natures best attempt at producing a human form of walking diarrhea.
If we did indeed "breathe a sigh of relief" over the results of a TV show, we're in more trouble than we know.
Liberalism and PDS is a mental disease.
Folks, I inadvertently placed the name Sarah two out of three times in an earlier version of this post. I have placed a corrected version here and requested the earlier one to be deleted.
Thanks to the folks who mentioned the error. I appreciate it.
But in her case, ugly goes clear to the bone and into the very soul.
Bristol should sue the useless ugly skank.
I need a picture of Helen Thomas to sooth me after that one!
I find it fascinating that those that would lay down their lives for the Jewish people are so viciously and relentlessly attacked by the left.
You all need to understand, THAT is the crux of the matter. It’s not Palin’s fiscal conservatism. It’s not even her moral conservatism that drives them insane. It’s her love and support of Israel that causes Satan to grind his teeth. These poor blind fools are just following their father.
I suspect it’s a matter of ANdrea vs. AnDREa. After all, it’s totally important to get these things straight, don’t you know?
If Sandra was the last woman on earth, and I was the only man left; she would be the last woman on earth.
They fit my "Chihuahua theory" of yapping little unnatural thing that would not survive under pure evolution as the natural world would just beaten them death from the get go for being so obnoxious
Doesn’t show up real well in that photo, but this person has the ugliest mouth I’ve ever seen, male or female.
two ugly powerless bitch cows....no one cares what they think or say.
The most horrific issue of Playboy magazine ever was the one with a photo spread of Sandra B. in the buff. It ain't pretty. That was a “burn before reading” issue.
Oh, yeah, did I mention her personality sucks — besides being coyote ugly. [Coyote ugly: you wake up in the morning after a bender with her head on your arm, asleep. Your problem is how to knaw through your arm at the shoulder and not wake her.]
That ugly goes right to the bone.
That is Patrick Swayze ??
Yikes - that HAS to be a man in drag. That cannot be the face of a woman....
Rumor has it the makeup girl committed suicide after the show.
WHAT on earth IS this... thing?It's obviously the offspring of a backstreet affair between Zelda Gilroy and Hank (The Face That Looks Like a Clenched Fist) Bauer.
Did any of the wenches get up and leave in protest? No?
Behar may be part Osmotic Jew but she's actually of Italian extraction.
members of audience
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. When she was born the doctor slapped her father. Beat with an ugly stick til it broke.
Just told 3 funnier jokes than she’s told in the sorry life. Looks don’t count.
Actually, hard as it is to believe, Bernhard worked briefly as a hooker. One evening her boyfriend arrived back at the apartment early just as the last john of the day was departing and before she could put away proceeds of the day.
Bruce, her boyfriend, spotted the take, walked over and counted it. It came to $35.10.
Shocked, Bruce asked “Who was the cheap SOB who gave you a dime?”
Sandra replied “All of them.”
She was THAT good.
I would consider having Bernhard as an enemy a good thing. What has light to do with darkness?
Just looks goofy in print!
Dang! No wonder she is a commedienne, who wouldn’t laugh at that mug! Geez, isn’t that just the perfect picture to go along with the epitome of job security.
When she was born the doctor slapped her father.You forgot to mention that the nurses lined up to get their whacks in. The joke would have been funnier. ;)
***That is one nasty woman!***
When I first saw that picture I thought the hair moved, just like a tangle of snakes!
Well, at least HE was funny!
She looks like a professional blind date.
No wonder she is a commedienne, who wouldnt laugh at that mug!The laughter would cease the moment that mug opens its mouth.
Is she a woman, or Mick Jagger in drag?