Come on Darwinism, hurry the hell up and do that thing you do.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Come on Darwinism, hurry the hell up and do that thing you do.
I don't know if anyone has noticed, but this UNCLE Sayid appears to be a little out of kilter on this family tree. If we were to believe he was an UNCLE he would need to be of the same generation as Barak Hussein Obama (Onyango) wouldn't he?
But he's clearly not.
ONYANGO had two sons who went to school at Maseno. The mother of one was Akumu, she up and left, ran away to Tanzania; or came to a bad muslim end maybe?
The mother of the other son who attended school at Maseno was 'Granny Sarah'. This son is shown on the family tree as YUSUF.
Barak Hussein Obama Onyango and Yusuf Onyango were therefor half brothers. Yusuf, shown in school records as Joseph, left the school in 1951. Barak left the same school two years later, in 1953.
YUSUF must have been born around 1934/55 and Barak 1935/36.
We are asked to believe that Barak married Kezia in 1957, their first child was a toddler and she was pregnant, remember?
But in an article recently discovered, when interviewed in 1962 in Hawaii, Barak says HE HASN'T BEEN BACK TO KENYA FOR SEVEN YEARS!
So what I want to know is, WHERE IS UNCLE YUSUF? There's a whole bunch of Kezia's kids looking for you!