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10 Ways to Impress a Woman (Curious what Freepers might add to this list)
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/11/27/ways-impress-woman/?test=faces ^

Posted on 11/28/2010 1:09:45 PM PST by Red in Blue PA

Sometimes it’s the smallest thing that makes a lasting impression. A single smart comment or a couple of small gestures can really impress a woman, while an offensive remark or a display of carelessness can utterly doom your chances. A woman will decide relatively quickly whether or not you’re date-worthy, and all the little things you do or don’t do will help her make up her mind.

With these realities in mind, we’ve put together this list of the top 10 simple ways to impress a woman. Nothing complicated here. Nothing time-consuming or exceptionally difficult. But this list of habits, comments and behaviors could make the difference between getting her number and getting a dirty look.

10. Look her in the eye

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1 posted on 11/28/2010 1:09:47 PM PST by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

How you treat your Mother and her Mother & Father.


2 posted on 11/28/2010 1:11:45 PM PST by Qwackertoo (New Day In America November 03, 2010)
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To: Red in Blue PA
act nice and flash some cash.

period, end of story.

3 posted on 11/28/2010 1:11:46 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (every bad idea once seemed good to someone.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

11. If she’s ugly, treat her like she’s beautiful.

12. If she’s beautiful, treat her like she’s ugly.


4 posted on 11/28/2010 1:12:08 PM PST by jimbo123
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To: Red in Blue PA

Have an EXTREMELY large....bank account. ;-)


5 posted on 11/28/2010 1:13:12 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: the invisib1e hand

A European sports car, multiple platinum cards and a fat bank account were not included?


6 posted on 11/28/2010 1:13:42 PM PST by max americana
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To: Red in Blue PA
A mercedes doesn't hurt....

Mike

7 posted on 11/28/2010 1:14:30 PM PST by MichaelP (It's the end of the world as they know it, and I'm so glad!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

$


8 posted on 11/28/2010 1:14:35 PM PST by Carl LaFong (Experts say experts should be ignored.)
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To: jimbo123

A lot of truth to that.


9 posted on 11/28/2010 1:14:38 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Obama treats terrorists with kid gloves, American Citizens with rubber gloves)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Don’t login to Match.com after your 1st date....
It tells on you....


10 posted on 11/28/2010 1:15:03 PM PST by G Larry (When you're "RIGHT" you don't look for ways to compromise!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

1. Jewelry.

:D


11 posted on 11/28/2010 1:15:17 PM PST by maggief
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To: jimbo123

13. Be rich.


12 posted on 11/28/2010 1:15:39 PM PST by glorgau
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To: Red in Blue PA

Be Honest and Kind.


13 posted on 11/28/2010 1:16:03 PM PST by SoConPubbie
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To: Red in Blue PA
being able to lick your eyebrows will guarantee a score in the bar!
14 posted on 11/28/2010 1:16:17 PM PST by primatreat ( "O" you's time is out.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Number 7 on the list is my Achilles Heel.


15 posted on 11/28/2010 1:16:23 PM PST by edpc (It's Kräusened)
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To: glorgau

14. Split the cost for her psychiatric therapy.


16 posted on 11/28/2010 1:16:31 PM PST by glorgau
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To: Red in Blue PA

Act like you don’t want it.


17 posted on 11/28/2010 1:16:37 PM PST by ComputerGuy (HM2/USN M/3/3 Marines RVN 66-67)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Be honest, be attentive, be funny, be her friend.


18 posted on 11/28/2010 1:16:54 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Red in Blue PA

It's twooo, it's twoo...

19 posted on 11/28/2010 1:17:41 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Hi. I’m, filthy rich.


20 posted on 11/28/2010 1:18:47 PM PST by umgud
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To: Red in Blue PA

Just be myself, it works every time. : D


21 posted on 11/28/2010 1:18:56 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Red in Blue PA

The Husband Store
________________________________________
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
.


22 posted on 11/28/2010 1:19:57 PM PST by umgud
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To: glorgau
14. Split the cost for her psychiatric therapy.

That doesn't work.

23 posted on 11/28/2010 1:20:21 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: cripplecreek


Believe you've got it.....even if you don't.
24 posted on 11/28/2010 1:20:28 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Red in Blue PA

I think all those are good ideas. The most important thing is have lots of money.

My Niece is about as pretty as a girl can get. She was runner up in a Southern State’s Miss America pageant. When she was in high school she began dating a guy whose family was and is extremely wealthy.

I met him and he is a nice guy but not particularly handsome. I did think his Father was a great guy tho. Extremely rich yet totally unpretentious.

Well they are now married, have a good marriage and three children,. Live pretty much in luxury.

If the same guy had been just an ordinary joe, I suspect she would have never given him a second look. On the other hand if she had not been beautiful, I doubt he would even have noticed her.


25 posted on 11/28/2010 1:20:31 PM PST by yarddog
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To: jimbo123


Don't go in the pool.
26 posted on 11/28/2010 1:21:15 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Red in Blue PA

OK, but make sure she turns off her electronic gizmos as well. No one should be babbling on a cellphone during a date.


27 posted on 11/28/2010 1:21:28 PM PST by Frank_2001
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To: Red in Blue PA

Have a good relationship with your mom.
Never be too busy to vote.
Don’t tell me what to order or when or how to eat it.
Be fiercely pro-life.
Have served in the military.
Don’t wear jewelry.
Do not cuss.
Go to church on a regular basis.
Keep your friends away from me unless they’re just like you.
If you’re married, admit it in the first minute because I can always tell.


28 posted on 11/28/2010 1:21:30 PM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Happy Thanksgiving to all!)
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To: Still Thinking


Work out.
29 posted on 11/28/2010 1:22:16 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Red in Blue PA

It all depends on the woman. What some like, others will not.


30 posted on 11/28/2010 1:22:59 PM PST by Cisco Nix
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To: Red in Blue PA

We all know that Women = Time and Money

We also know that Time = Money

So Women = Money x Money = Money^2

Now we also know that Money is the Root of all Evil;
So, Money=(Evil)^0.5

hence
Women = Evil


31 posted on 11/28/2010 1:22:59 PM PST by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Don’t fart.


32 posted on 11/28/2010 1:23:18 PM PST by ully2 (ully)
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To: yarddog

You have just described your niece and her husband as both being very shallow people. I hope you are wrong.


33 posted on 11/28/2010 1:23:59 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Red in Blue PA

Sell me guns, ammo, and sights at cost.

When you go fly fishing, let me actually eat one of those fish, rather than doing the catch and release thing.


34 posted on 11/28/2010 1:24:01 PM PST by sockmonkey
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To: Red in Blue PA; All

All women are like snowflakes unique and no two are alike.
Treat each as an individual and like she might disappear if you mistreat her.
Life is short so enjoy them while you can!


35 posted on 11/28/2010 1:24:52 PM PST by GOYAKLA (Flush Congress in 2010 & 2012)
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To: ully2


Wear pimped out clothing.
36 posted on 11/28/2010 1:25:01 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Red in Blue PA; martin_fierro; al baby

11. Lick your eyebrows.


37 posted on 11/28/2010 1:25:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Make sure she knows about shrinkage.


38 posted on 11/28/2010 1:25:31 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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39 posted on 11/28/2010 1:25:56 PM PST by Libloather (Teapublican, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
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To: yarddog

You tell that story as though it is a good thing!


40 posted on 11/28/2010 1:26:01 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: cripplecreek


Support em if you got em.
41 posted on 11/28/2010 1:26:42 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Red in Blue PA
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"Sometimes it’s the smallest thing that makes a lasting impression"

Or not.


42 posted on 11/28/2010 1:26:50 PM PST by I see my hands (How's that ballot box working out for you?)
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To: Slings and Arrows


Come prepared.
43 posted on 11/28/2010 1:27:52 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Red in Blue PA

There is not a one size fits all answer for impressing...anybody.

Some things impress some people but not others.

This is like saying “Wearing her favorite color will impress her.” It’s going to be different from person to person.


44 posted on 11/28/2010 1:27:56 PM PST by Tzimisce (No thanks. We have enough government already. - The Tick)
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To: Red in Blue PA

There isn’t anything more impressive than a good Christian man.


45 posted on 11/28/2010 1:28:19 PM PST by donna ("America's problems transcend economics." - Joseph Farah)
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To: Red in Blue PA; a fool in paradise

46 posted on 11/28/2010 1:28:27 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Red in Blue PA
If you are in the business of trying to impress a woman you are in the wrong business.
47 posted on 11/28/2010 1:28:49 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: Red in Blue PA

1. Have integrity.

2. Be manly. In other words, don’t be a wimp.

3. Do not supplicate to her.

4. Be passionate and an expert about one thing.

5. Know how to kiss.

6. Limit contact.

7. Don’t be whiny or petty.

8. Smile.

9. Be good to kids and the elderly.

10. Have control over your life.


48 posted on 11/28/2010 1:29:11 PM PST by radpolis (Liberals: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Act like a gentleman and treat her like a lady.

For pointers watch Kate & Leopold.

49 posted on 11/28/2010 1:29:20 PM PST by DTogo (High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Just don’t take it too far:

9) No woman wants an overgroomed metrosexual.

7) Red alert! Be very cautious not to ‘over-socialize’ with her friends.

6) Just remember to return her calls.

5) Not too many probing questions about her past, please.


50 posted on 11/28/2010 1:29:42 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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